Unai Emery and his troubling microaggressions

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I was going to write you out a Monday morning banger, then I realized we have two weeks until the next game… bad times ahead.

For blogging, it’s Dry January without anyone to listen to your empowering story.

Traffic wise, it’s like we’re Rolf Harris at next years Glastonbury.

The comments section becomes the part of Hyde Park corner where the soap-boxers get arrested for a excrement related offences (sorry guys, it’s true).

It’s so boring that sometimes I resort to courting attention by click-baiting certain fandoms with fake headlines.

OZIL COMPILATION THAT PROVES HE IS GOD

It’s desperate times.

So I’m saving all my prose up so I can spread it thinly enough to keep you interested.

In the meantime, I made a SOLO podcast for you to listen to. I figured people stomach ebooks for 19 hours at a time, you could easily do 35 minutes of me arguing with myself and ultimately resolving the differences.

Give it a go and I PROMISE that I will come back with real people for Wednesday morning. Also, know this… I finally worked out how to run Skype into my mixer. Gonna hit up some elite journos and industry people, only to be refused, and fall back on some failed AFTV personality from 2014.

Enjoy…

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Dark Hei

To wind down last night, I decided to watch the 2nd half of Bournemouth match to get myself ready for bed. Surprisingly, I don’t think Arsenal are that bad. They press from the front (quite in-coherently but they tried!) and the defense is kind of intact. Most of the time. Bournemouth pressed high too. What I do see is this instruction, presumably since they kept doing it, to play the ball forward, direct, all the time. It resulted in a lot of rushed passing. I think the players were told to just release the ball as quickly as they can.… Read more »

China1

Pedro – “I don’t run adverts”

Ask the oat milk companies about that first haha

Sid

Luiz is not a DM but could work in a back 3.
Having said that micropenis haka out!

Just Another Customer

Wenger has saviour complex of course he feels hard done by the “ungrateful” fans

the guy is too far gone he lost his humbleness even still

typical past it has beens

Graham62

Frigging Climate Change activists get on my nerves.

Guaranteed most are remainers.

Go to Beijing and protest there.

Lock them all up.

Un na naai

Some stats for this morning courtesy of arseblog

In 2018/19 we had 18 points after 8 games, in 2019/20 we have 15 points. Last season we were 2 points behind the league leaders at this stage, this time it’s 9

So after £200m investment and more of “his players” we are already worse off this season with two straight defeats at the beginning of last

Un na naai

2018/19

Goals per game for: 2.4
Goals per game against: 1.2

2019/20

Goals per game for: 1.6
Goals per game against: 1.4

Although we have played Liverpool, Sp*rs and Man Utd this season, last time we faced Man City and Chelsea in the same period, so it can’t all be explained away by the fixture list. Bottom line is that right now we’re significantly worse from a goalscoring point of view, and a bit worse defensively which isn’t great because that’s an area we really need to make an improvements in

Un na naai

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsene-wenger-admits-rejecting-offers-20534556.amp

Pure class as ever. At least we can understand what the fuck he’s trying to convey, unlike a certain chin scratching waiter

Tony

“Pure class as ever”

Is it joke Friday? Someone shifted the joke day?

Un na naai

I cannot believe this Arsenal team are third in the table,” Crooks told the BBC.

“I know we are only eight games into the Premier League season but their defence has been so bad, how is this possible?

Can’t disagree there Garth.

Bob N16

Wow Graham, in a few lines you’ve certainly exposed yourself there! Comments to warm the hearts of the hard right!

Un na naai

Bob??
Put your tampon away

Climate change muppets are remianers and China is no1 for toxic carbon emission and do not tolerate dissent

It’s not hard right to point out truths

Un na naai

Tony

The man is class. As Pedro said, like or not the man he sauce and could hold a room.

Un na naai

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/39548763

Most countries on this list are Asian or Pro EU European nations who do an awful lot of posturing on the topic and not a lot else

Tony

Un
For his first 10 years he was, the next 12 years class was replaced with dictatorial ego.

Guns of Brixton

Watched the Inter vs Juve game.

My word Lukaku blows hot and cold.

The dude nutmegs De light in slick move to start the momentum for a counter attack and creates a 3 vs 3 situation up ahead of him.

Theeen he completely makes crap of the situation and puts in the wrong pass (pass itself was poor too).

Was fun to watch tho. Inter and conte have given me a reason to watch serie A this year.

Pierre

of paying off the stadium costs is debatable, Arsenal’s lack of silverware continues to be a concern for the club’s fans. With financial fair play rules to be introduced in the coming years, will Arsenal reap the benefits of financial frugality? Our sister publication, Sport magazine, took a look at the issues in this excellent feature, here, and also compiled the net spending figures of the Premier League’s current sides since the Gunners move to the Emirates. You can see the full net spend figues in the gallery above, kicking off with Arsenal, who perhaps unsurprisingly have posted a £40m… Read more »

Pierre

From talksport Since Arsenal’s move to the Emirates in 2006, the Gunners underwent a period of financial belt-tightening as the club absorbed the cost of their move from Highbury. While the impact of paying off the stadium costs is debatable, Arsenal’s lack of silverware continues to be a concern for the club’s fans. With financial fair play rules to be introduced in the coming years, will Arsenal reap the benefits of financial frugality? Our sister publication, Sport magazine, took a look at the issues in this excellent feature, here, and also compiled the net spending figures of the Premier League’s… Read more »

Pierre

Arsenal 40 million profit …spent the lowest amount in the prem for that period

City spent 427 .million on the same period .

.makes one realise what a great achievement it was by our manager to continue to be competitive , qualify for the champions league every year, and play football that we can only dream of watching now .

Without spending a penny.

Bob N16

Unai..ditto. To deny that there are not issues with the climate goes against the vast majority of scientific opinion. Who needs experts, eh? Assume you’ll come back with a snowflake insult to back up your viewpoint.

Pierre

Tony
“Un
For his first 10 years he was, the next 12 years class was replaced with dictatorial ego”

Maybe you should rethink your comment after seeing the figures above ….was a comment of pure ignorance, though I’m sure you will retract it .

Un na naai

Pierre

Getting us to finish above Chelsea City or United in that period was a miracle

bennydevito

Yawn..

Un na naai

Bob

Yeah and they are either serving a policy so agenda or looking for funding

Notice how the term “economic growth” continues to rear its head in negative light?

All of the predictions made 15 years ago were laughably false

jwl

Pierre – now find us a table about who had most cash in bank accounts that was not being spent for no particular reason.

Un na naai

Maybe we’d take you a little more seriously if your poster boys and girls weren’t gas guzzling and flying private jets around the world all year every year

bennydevito

I see the Wenger obsessives have taken over the blog again.

Wenger’s last few years saw a downwards trajectory culminating in 6th place and EK football with huge amounts of money spent on Sanchez, Ozil, Xhaka, Mustafi, Lacazette and Aubameyang not being able to sustain top 4.

He had to go.

Move on already

If we don’t get top 4 this season Emery will be gone.

Move on

Pierre

Benny
No doubt ,the last few years we were going nowhere fast,was time to go, probably after one of our cup victories.

I posted those figures to remind and educate the obsessives to help them understand why we struggled to win trophies.

I believe you understand this.

jwl

New post lads.

Jim Lahey

@Pierre –

“educate the obsessives”

You do realise that you are one of those obsessives right? I mean you can actually see that, but choose to ignore it just to troll? Or do you genuinly think you’re not? If that latter is the case then that is pretty scary and you really should seek some help.

Jim Lahey

@Pierre –

I am not saying that to be mean spirited, it genuinly perplexing.

Nelson

Pierre

You really worked hard this morning to defend your idol.

Bojangles

Yesterday somebody posted stats from Arseblog comparing our points tally after 8 games 1918 to our current position. There is no doubt we are 3 points worse off than we were this time last year and 7 points further behind the leading team. This is not really important at this time of year but it does serve some who go in search for sticks to beat Emery with. But just to add a little perspective to the stats. The only team (of the top 8 after game 8) that has improved points wise this season is Liverpool (+4). Citeh, Wolves… Read more »