Should have been Hector

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Well good morning. ALLEGEDLY, all is not well over at Spurs. I have sourced expert information from Twitter nobodies that suggests the Spurs camp is going through a very similar episode to the JT and Wayne Bridge saga from way back when.

Very amusing. No wonder they all look so miserable.

Hector Bellerin has been talking to The Guardian about how he’s so fucking woke these days, he actually gets offended by the things people could potentially say.

‘Pete, I’m really angry that at any point, you could say something awful that could upset someone’

‘But Hector, I didn’t say a thing?’

‘Pete, beyond the point. You ‘could’ (air quotes) say something offensive, so how can we be friends?’

Love that guy. Bit gutted he hates me in my imaginary construct.

He did let the mask slip though. He’s out here telling the world that competitive sport isn’t an alpha male endeavour, two paragraphs later, he’s heading out to a Ricky G show… a man who savaged disabled kids on a TV special way back when (Listen to this Sam Harris/Gervais pod, it’s great).

What we say on Twitter vs what we think in real life… that’s the next pivot in culture kids, the people are coming for over-wokeness and I can’t wait. Unai Emery will hopefully stop telling everyone that ‘defensive midfield is a social construct’ and we’ll have LT sitting at the base of midfield. Good times.

I do genuinely love Hector. I think he’s the modern-day superstar. He doesn’t care what people think. He’s a top athlete. He never gets caught up in anything obscene (bar some occasional fashion mishaps). I have to say, for me, he was the logical choice for the armband if the alternative was Xhaka.

He’s 100% a starter every game, he’s mostly always fit, he gives his all, and the fans universally adore him… bar a few of the ‘LEAVE MEANS LEAVE’ brigade who are still salty Jenks took his marching orders.

I do need to make a correction, I stated yesterday that I found it odd that Emery dodged the 5 captain thing. Apparently, I was incorrect. He did it. He still managed to fuck it up.

HE PUT MESUT ON THE LIST.

I was with my Arsenal friend earlier today and I couldn’t fathom the decision.

MESUT IS ON THE LIST.

That’s a bit like The Guardian making Milo their Chief Editor. Bernie Sanders making an exGoldman Sachs exec his VP running partner. Batman bringing in the Joker to run R&D at his Batcave.

A player the coach hates. Someone the club tried to move on all summer. Someone that can’t even make 90 minutes against Forest in the Carling Cup. A player that takes sick days to escape away days. Someone that can’t press, defend or turn up for big games. A player so bored of life, he’s basically a professional gamer.

Quite incredible.

Why do it?

Is it a troll? If so, that’s childish.

Is it an olive branch…?

‘Please don’t say mean things to the others about me’

Or is it just another bad decision that reeks of cuckness?

Most of the problems Emery has this season are of his own making, but at the core of it, the squad he has this year is much better. A great result against United this week will go a long way to restoring some faith in the Spaniard, then we’re off on a run of some very easy games. He should deliver enough good results to have everyone prematurely questioning whether people like me have prematurely judged him too early by December 12th.

The thing we have be careful of is 1) Spurs will bounce back 2) I think Frank Lampard is building something strong at Chelsea that might come good this season 3) ‘sacked in the morning’ might happen, and United might finally stumble upon a good manager.

We’ll see.

Short one today, see you in the comments. x

P.S. Get in the mood for the United game with this excellent podcast from the Mundial chaps.

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Bankz

Bankz is here for the tr4phy again

Bankz

Second

Bankz

Let’s do this!

Bankz

Tr4phy secured

Sid

Good ebening

DM

Well done Bankz. You can have the next couple of days too, as it’s the Jewish new year so won’t be able to compete for a bit. In fact, there’s going to be quite a lot of upcoming days over the next month or so that I wont, so have a blast!

And shana tova to any others celebrating 🙂

Pierre

I have been impressed with the promoted clubs style of football they are trying to play. Villa,Sheffield utd and Norwich, although struggling to get the points on the board they deserve, are using brains rather than brawn to try survive in the prem. I hope they maintain this philosophy and not revert to long ball and physicality to gain results . I am finding that watching these sides this season have been like a breathe of fresh air. Wolves ,I think have shown these clubs that you can compete In the top league without having to park the bus and… Read more »

Graham62

This is why I love Rugby.

What a game!

Everything you want in competitive sport.

Australia 8 Wales 13.

Dissenter

Pedro
You’re the boss of gooner blog writing
I don’t know where you draw your creative writing energy from. You have a secret weed farm somewhere.
Good stuff, lost count of the number of times you’ve made me chuckle or get mad with your writings. Keep up the good work.
…and bring Charlie chuckle George back
Tick Tock

Un na naai

Go on the taffs!!

Crimson

The captain debate is a non story and in the modern day football era it doesn’t mean a lot. Only another way to hound Emery by those that have an agenda against him. The only thing is the timing. It could of been done a month ago.
Roll on tomorrow night.
Sounds like Tierney will get a start.
Hopefully LT will start at the base of the midfield.
Chambers should be in the eleven.
Not scared of utds team in the slightest with there best players out injured.

Great for Emi Martinez to ge a Argentina call up.

Pierre

The problem with rugby is internationally, there is a chasm between the top sides and the lesser sides .

The results are basically a foregone conclusion .
There has only been about 3 really competitive games in the world cup thus far.

Today’s game between Wales and Australia should buck the trend and bring some excitement to the tournament

Graham62

Pierre Ouch!! You’ve opened a can of worms there Pierre. Big mistake mentioning you know who. Agreed though, other teams have progressed while we have regressed, but this was happening well before Emery arrived. You know that. Emery will be gone soon because he is failing in the basics. The great thing is that we know his days are numbered. Wengers “progressive expansive football” died a death in 2006. Thereafter we fell backwards for 12 years as he dug his heels in and took control. Unfortunately his days were never numbered. The consequences of this were bound to have an… Read more »

Un na naai

He’s 100% a starter every game, he’s mostly always fit, he gives his all, and the fans universally adore him… bar a few of the ‘LEAVE MEANS LEAVE’ brigade who are still salty Jenks took his marching orders.

Er Pedro
I’m very much leave means leave and very much a Héctor fan. It is possible to want to leave the European Union AND love your European neighbours (When we aren’t playing them)

Pierre

Pedro
“A player the coach hates”

You should of stopped there.

The rest is irrelevant as it is nigh on impossible for any sportsman to play under a coach that hates them .

We all now agree that the manager is, clueless, tactically inept and poor at man management but are willing to praise him for his treatment of one of our own players

Makes sense.

Graham62

The Welsh dragons are flying.

23-8 @ HT.

Great game.

Ishola70

Not Bellerin for captain.

Un na naai

We aren’t winning at old Trafford

Best we can hope for is 2 points dropped as opposed to 3
Don’t get your hopes up.
Then yes he will go on a decent run and the likes of ishola and hairline and Freddie and marko and Bamford will get their drums out, start banging on about how patience is a virtue and how well the manager has managed to do with two of the best strikers in the world and a £72m winger and the next big creative genius (Ceballos) and £200m spent on him

Un na naai

Crimson.

That’s just not true
Not in British teams. Team captains have always been more important to our football than the rest of the world.
To make Xakha your captain is emblematic of the problem with emery

Muddled, indecisive, confused, dull, uninspired

It’s a microcosm of how emery sets his stall.

Un na naai

Ishola

Why not? Ozil is on the list. I agree he’s be way down on my list of current arsenal players but he’s as good a choice as xakha. Or better
Holding for me. All day long
Lacazette next

That’s it
Simple
Perfect.
If lacazette is injured and holding is out then we have a decision to make but it should have been announced earlier that these two are our captain and vice captain

Ishola70

No Don.

I have already said that Emery is capable to do some flat track bullying but in the bigger scheme of things this doesn’t equate to much.

I will not be jumping on any unbeaten runs unless those runs include beating some better sides away from home. Just like I didn’t jump on Emery’s unbeaten run last season.

Ray in LA

My main concern [outside of our issues] is that Pochetino will takeover the Man U job

He will then have the resources he needs and they will have a manager that can mange

Pierre

Graham
“Wengers “progressive expansive football” died a death in 2006. Thereafter we fell backwards for 12 years as he dug his heels in and took control.”

Yeah right. Here’s football we could only dream of watching now.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DYWZ6RoKkPLE&ved=2ahUKEwjQiJvu1fXkAhUFoVwKHSUwAO0QwqsBMAJ6BAgDEAQ&usg=AOvVaw2KtLBu29fw0Uv_UKIMAjqb

KAY Boss

After watching the villa highlights, with Xhaka chasing Grealish from mid to our box, I’ve come to conclusion that Xhaka is rubbish packaged in a polythene of garbage.
Plz what’s Spurs scoreline yesterday?
Someone update me.

Guns of Hackney

Peter…Bellerin for captain? Come on. I too like his individuality, but captain…not for me. I would have gone with Holding AKA Adams MKII. I like Holding. I want him to be the Mathew Upson that could have been, that wasn’t. Emery is now just a total douche irrelevance to me. I never liked him as our manager to begin with but this debacle is just so cowardly and embarrassing to boot, I’ll never get over it. We should easily beat this utter shite united side but I have a sneaky suspicion that Ole might pull this one out the bag… Read more »

bennydevito

Morning Grovers, Good post Pedro. Good work doing a coherent podcast on your own too. Bellerin put in a good performance in the U23s, perhaps we’ll see him on the bench with Chambers starting at RB but unfortunately you just know Emery will shit the bed and revert to type and put AMN back in. He’ll probably play Xhaka, Guendouzi and Ozil as the midfield 3 too instead of Torreira, Guendouzi and Willock or Celballos and set us up with that dreadful diamond and instill a sense of panic and have us playing to protect our weaknesses rather than attack… Read more »

Chika

I can’t wait for Emery to be thrown out of the club. It’s very clear we’re not making any progress with him irrespective of whatever decision he manages to conjure.

Bamford10

Pierre “We all now agree that the manager is clueless, tactically inept and poor at man management …” No, we don’t all agree with this. Not even close. What there is consensus on is the following: (i) that he has gotten his formation and selection wrong at times; (ii) that he is wrong to think Xhaka belongs in the starting XI going forward (if he think this); that he doesn’t have the tactical acumen of the very best managers. None of this makes him “clueless” or “inept”. (Your idol, however, Arsene Wenger, was most definitely both of these things. No… Read more »

Graham62

Pedro

How the fudge can you even consider Bellerin as captain?

“Hardly ever gets injured”

When was the last time he played.

Left bemused by that one Pedro.

Major_Jeneral

Good post Pedro.

Arsenal should beat United tommorow if we have round pegs in round holes. No silly fouls and we are good to go.

Bamford10

Looks like Arteta might not be City manager after Guardiola leaves.

“Man City give Giovanni van Bronckhorst inside role in preparation for life after Pep Guardiola”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-give-giovanni-van-20324657

Graham62

Great second half.

Aussies fighting back.

Paulinho

People, as usual, read far too much into Guardiola’s words.

Everything is ‘incredible, according to him. You could stick Ron Jeremy next to him on the bench and he would be ‘so, so, happy’.

Cork City Gooner

What does cuckness mean?

Wasi

Bamford As for Emery’s work as a “man-manager,” this is your personal hobby-horse, as you think Ozil has been poorly treated. Few if any agree with you on this, and most here and elsewhere have long wanted Ozil moved on. Its been made pretty clear how Emery has treated Ozil. There were reports when Emery wasnt even hired that he didn’t fancy Ozil. He gave Ozil one real chance. First match under his tenure Vs an unstoppable Man city . Hooked him rightfully and then benched him. He made the relationship sour as soon as he could. And once theres… Read more »

Wasi

Why do some people want Brexit to go through?

Pierre

Bamford on whether Emery is clueless , tactically inept and has poor man management.

“No, we don’t all agree with this. Not even close
Arsene Wenger, was most definitely both of these things. No question”

Everything that has happened in the last 16 months points towards me being correct I’m afraid.

From your perspective, I would say that if you are accusing wenger of being clueless and tactically inept then surely , due to his poor performance so far , Emery should be in that bracket also .

I would say that’s fair

Jamie

Good content today. I especially like the part where Pedro savages sackless Ozil.

Also, some Wenger highlights just to remind ourselves of his tactical genius over the last few years of his tenure and how we’ve missed his brand of ‘attacking football’:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoPdAQu8XYY

Un na naai

Cork

Cuckness- aka Freddie L/Marko
a weak or servile man (often used as a contemptuous term for a man with moderate or progressive political views).
2.
a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful; a cuckold.
3. A man who willingly gives his wife to other men for sexual gratification

Un na naai

Jamie

Wenger suffered some horrific losses but to claim that his teams were not attacking is a bit much no?
He’s renowned for wonderful attacking sides. Imperious at first to the class of cesc which was our most beautiful attacking period supplemented by Gallas and Senderos

China1

Pedro I think your liking of Bellerins character outside of football is influencing your thinking way too much here

Bellerin is not one of our best players and actually isn’t really universally loved by the fans compared with some of our genuine stars like auba and laca.

If we sold Bellerin for solid money in the summer I don’t think many fans would be too worried because he’s not been an elite player for us, just decent

Nelson

Emery likes to create unnecessary issues. He could just assign his Captains at the start of the season, not many fans would have interest to talk about it. Also for Ozil’s case, he was already out of mind for most fans. He had to single him out and left him at home for the Frankfurt trip, refused to play him against Villa, named him captain against Nottingham and subbed him out after 70 minutes. Doing all these probably satisfies his own hatred to the player. For me, he should spend his energy setting up a proper structure for the midfield… Read more »

China1

He’s also not a huge leader on the pitch tbh

Dissenter

Todays post is like a Christmas gift basket.
Pedro left something in there for everyone to argue about.

Nelson

Bellerin as captain has one advantage. He is Spanish. As captain, he can relay Emery’s idea to the players much better than Xhaka.

Receding Hairline

It always comes down to Ozil for Pierre how weird I don’t care who was made captain as it changes nothing, he can as well make anyone captain and continue fielding Xhaka if he believes him an “important player”. Xhaka has worn the armband pretty much all season so far and the world did not end. Henderson was not an obvious nor universal choice for captain. A manager or coach has players he sees certain qualities in and is willing to back. Xhaka was made captain of his German team at 22 and I never read anywhere the fans felt… Read more »

Jamie

Un –

We did play attacking football under Wenger. I don’t think I suggested otherwise in my post above. His attacking football came at the the expense of defensive discipline though, which is why we were hammered by big clubs.

The notion that all was well at Arsenal during the latter Wenger years is a fallacy. From 2nd to 5th to 6th. We were going backwards.

Bojangles

The football played in the last couple of years of Wenger’s tenure was a period lives in my memory as being slow, boring and predictable. The worse football I can reliably recall Arsenal playing.

Guns of Brixton

Bloody troubling not one guy in our squad is fit to be captain.

Xhaka sure has the presence but you can’t be screaming at the others to buck up when you ve just conceded another penalty 😂

Bellerin looks to be way too soft to be a captain. Probs go with the “arms around your shoulder approach” . And would probably never call out someone on their mistake.

Pierre

Bojangles “The football played in the last couple of years of Wenger’s tenure was a period lives in my memory as being slow, boring and predictable. The worse football I can reliably recall Arsenal playing.” Not quite as bad as it is now but yes , the last couple of years wasn’t up to previous years standard Graham did say it “died a death ” from 2006 onwards….slight exaggeration. As for being the worst football , you must have a very short memory…60’s, 70’s 90’s and 90’s all had much worse periods than wengers last 5 years We did actually… Read more »

Chris

I am also wary of the Rashford/Greenwood comparison. Even at their worst Man Utd seem to be able to hold us at bay at Old Trafford. It is telling that we are the only ‘top 6’ team not to win there since the Ferguson era ended.

Arsenal need to be relaxed and put in a composed performance, do that and we have every chance of winning. I do believe we will have the better 11 players out there. And this Old Trafford hoodoo has to end at some point!

Champagne charlie

“None of this makes him “clueless” or “inept”. (Your idol, however, Arsene Wenger, was most definitely both of these things. No question.)“

Quite illuminating sometimes when folk let the mask slip. Wenger was “most definitely” clueless and inept, but Emery isn’t.

Must have unearthed some new metrics nobody else is familiar with, Emery’s record in his first 43 games is the same as Wenger’s last 43. The performances markers are more favourable for Wenger’s side too.

Weird sort of Arsenal fan sides with Emery over Wenger like that imo.

Cork City Gooner

Un thats weird ,theres actually a word for men like that

Un na naai

Cork

Yeah. There are men who get kicks out of seeing their Mrs with another fella. The term then grew towards men of a feminine nature. Ie left wing in political viewpoint, vegan, soy drinking, noodle armed,
Wimpy men.

There’s loads of words to describe men like that. Before we just used to label them bent or something quite basic but with the rise of the internet has come some rather creative insults.

Stick that one in the bin for your next disagreement.

Un na naai

Jamie

You put “attacking football” in quotation marks. Insinuating that the term may not be fully justified.

Freddie Ljungberg

See you’ve been trying to start a fight all day Don, don’t you have better things to do? I’m sure there’s a cross somewhere that needs lighting on fire.

So because you’re not a racist, far right nut job like you, you like to see your wife with another man, you’re wimpy and soy drinking (tf?) and feminine, nice one.

Man, you guys with the pointy hats are so creative…

Un na naai

Weird sort of Arsenal fan sides with Emery over Wenger like that imo. Charlie They fall into two categories 1) the most common. Johnny come lately types who were not around, or not interested in AFC, during the most glorious years of Arsenal’s history. Tend to be “innit” types or non London based/born 2) the old hand- these ones are harder to work out. Some may be genuine but I’d say most were blokes who upon reading “arsene who?” In the sun one fine September morning in 1996 proclaimed this man to be a charlatan and when egg was served… Read more »

Un na naai

Freddie Tut tut tut tut tut. I didn’t create the phrase. I didn’t even begin it’s use for the day. I merely illuminated another poster as to its meaning and from where the term derived. So pipe down cuck 😂😂😂 Also I’d love to see examples of me looking for a row ALL DAY. Can you back it up? Would also love to see examples of me supporting the KKK. They don’t exist but I’d like to see you squirm all the same. Since when did the support of stricter border policies equate with the support of the murder of… Read more »

Jamie

Un –

I put it in quotes to highlight the naivety of rigidly sticking to attacking principles regardless of the opponent.

Not very sensible allowing 8 or the 11 players to sit in the opposition half playing crab football stringing together 30 passes and then being undone by a quick counter.

Emery is just as tactically naive, which is why he won’t last 3 seasons. Maybe not even 2. We indulged Wenger for far too long.

Marko

That Dos Santos injury is fucking gross. Looks like a gunshot wound

HighburyLegend

“Should have been Hector”
Should have been everyone exept the Swiss Disaster.

“MESUT IS ON THE LIST.”
Pierre just cum.

Freddie Ljungberg

09.58 “and the likes of ishola and hairline and Freddie and marko and Bamford will get their drums out, ” 11.26 “Cuckness- aka Freddie L/Marko a weak or servile man (often used as a contemptuous term for a man with moderate or progressive political views). 2. a man whose wife is sexually unfaithful; a cuckold. 3. A man who willingly gives his wife to other men for sexual gratification” I know it’s just you being your usual cuntish self, I mean you can’t help yourself so I really don’t blame you. KKK or not your racist views has been evident… Read more »

Marko

Must have unearthed some new metrics nobody else is familiar with, Emery’s record in his first 43 games is the same as Wenger’s last 43

“Emery has won 32 of his first 50 matches in charge – nine more than his predecessor and four more than any other manager in the club’s history.”

Marko

Don definitely woke up this fine Sunday morning and decided you know what I’m going to out do my usual stupid self today. Good for you Don aim a little bit higher every day son

Graham62

Formula 1 is saturated by too much technology.

DRS/ safety cars/ time penalties/ team radio….blah blah blah blah.

Anyway looks as if LH is going to win again.

Ferrari fudged up by making things even more complicated.

Le Clerc isn’t going to be too happy.

Un na naai

Freddie

Two examples at best 😂 😂
1) was a prediction of how certain posters will inevitably react if emery goes on a decent run
2) yeah two was taking the piss.

So really one example of me taking the piss and you claim I’ve been looking for a fight all day???
Proper cuckery that

Marko

Anyway again it’s reimagining of the past bullshit that comes with being an Arsenal fan. Hector Bellerin shouldn’t be Arsenal captain and he shouldn’t even be the starter. Prior to injury he was improving ever so slightly but he went through an awful period towards the end of Wenger’s rule where he was the definition of a mixed bag. Don’t get me wrong it’s great he’s back because it relegates the god awful AMN but I still think an upgrade is needed in the area. Hopefully next summer a RB is targeted and it’s someone who pushes Bellerin to the… Read more »

Graham62

Vettel had other ideas.

Freddie Ljungberg

Don, have you noticed how no one else is dragging absent posters into their inane posts, it’s because they’re not cunts (at least not at the moment) yet you managed it twice in a couple of hours. If Emery goes on a decent run? I’m not sure anyone cares about the current manager like some did for the last one, I would be happy if the team started to play better though and got CL for next season, that means we can spend more and attract better players. I don’t care who the manager is. Way to much emphasis on… Read more »

Nelson

Emery on Xhaka “Sometimes he has made a mistake, yes, but the most important thing is to analyse, to learn and to correct that in the future.”

That’s like teaching a pig how to fly. Xhaka’s capability is limited. He is what he is.

China1

Yeah not only is bellerib oretty inconsistent but he’s also not usually one of our top 4/5 players That’s okay if he’s a great leader who rallies the troops or something but I literally don’t ever remember seeing that happen. In our worst wenger seasons he was as shit as everyone whilst it was Monreal who managed to emerge as the only defender with any remaining dignity What bellerin does on social media or on a catwalk or instagram ever is totally irrelevant. Also is it really impressive that the guy is a hipster? Like I know in football hipsters… Read more »

Marko

Xhaka has no interest in analysing his mistakes he doesn’t learn and he’s clearly incapable of correcting them cause he keeps on making them.

I think I just realized why Emery likes him so much

China1

Yeah Nelson emery’s Right tho….if xhaka was actually learning from his mistakes. It reads like a manager who has seen xhaka play 3 times and thinks he’s going to come good sooner or later.

He was making dumbass mistakes when he joined. He was making dumbass mistakes 2 years ago. He was making dumbass mistakes last season. He’s making dumbass mistakes this season.

TR7

No defined playing style, tactically clueless poor man management, no leadership quality, dour personality, poor team selection – there’s not even one praiseworthy aspect of Emery’s management. Absolute dud of a manager.

Pedro

China, all the best athletes post pictures on social media.

Being threatened by an opinion and some silk trousers says more about you than Bellerin.

Gentlebris

Anyway how do we beat United tomorrow? We have not been able to get three points at OT since 06 and though we have a tactical genius who will make it very difficult yet I think we should drop our ideas as a way of creating a very beautiful distraction from our tactical genius and his Xhaka. This is mine: Saka Auba Pépé Willock Guen Torrey Tierney Luiz Chambers Mustafi Leno. Bring Ceballos in at some point for any of Guen, Torrey or Willock. Martinelli on standby for Saka. We all know we will walk all over ManU if we… Read more »

Marko

Damn right TR7.

Now tell us what is up with Spurs and Poch these days. Still the players fault? Don’t want to rethink the whole top 3 managers in world football?

TR7

Emery on Xhaka “Sometimes he has made a mistake, yes, but the most important thing is to analyse, to learn and to correct that in the future.”

Just like Emery who specializes in identifying weaknesses of his management and his team by analysing countless videos and never repeats them.

TR7

Marko

At least you are not batting for Emery anymore, so that’s good.

As for Poch he will get his team to still finish above us and in case he leaves Spurs mid season he will go on to manage a top club. And yes, still among the top 3 managers in the world. Spurs an unsettled team at the moment but it doesn’t say anything about Poch’s managerial skills. He is mustard.

Marko

Anyway in future Arsenal manager watch it was defeat for Nagelsmann at home and a decent draw for Nice against Lille for Vieira. Fonseca and Roma are just playing.

At a glance Ishola should be happy enough with the potential candidates they seem to emphasize defending or not quite be as good attacking or both really. TR7 will likely not fancy any of them because they don’t score enough goals. Maybe not Nagelsmann though there’s the problem of English for him.

Jamie

I genuinely think Pock will walk at the end of the season if he doesn’t win the FA Cup.

A top 4 finish will only placate players like Kane/Son for so long before they lose faith in the ‘project’.

Eriksen and the two Belgian defenders seemingly already have their eyes on a free transfer. Not a ringing endorsement of Poch’s ability to win a single trophy, it has to be said.

Un na naai

Freddie

Naaaaa. You never make comments about other posters do you?

Shit only 3 weeks ago you were harping on about my bleeding arse hole (while I was apparently absent, although I do some times just have a flick through the comments without partaking)

So don’t try coming over all innocent.

PROPER CUCK BEHAVIOUR

bennydevito

MarkoSeptember 29, 2019    13:43:09

Must have unearthed some new metrics nobody else is familiar with, Emery’s record in his first 43 games is the same as Wenger’s last 43

“Emery has won 32 of his first 50 matches in charge – nine more than his predecessor and four more than any other manager in the club’s history.”

>>>>>>

Exactly. Not to mention league position and points in Wenger’s last and Emery’s first.

But what you gonna do? Butthurt Wengerite Ozil Xhaka lovers are gonna butthurt.

UTarse

TR7,
Seems like you bat blindly for your bromance with poch.

Top 3 my arse.

Bob N16

Gentle, agree with your team except I would play Chambers at RB and bring in Holding -possibly too many defensive changes but still.

Emery will probably pick Xhaka, Sokratis, Kola and maybe even AMN. Still he surprised some of us by picking Saka last weekend so who knows?

Marko

I wasn’t batting for Emery I was giving you a chance to show some insight into what’s going on at Spurs and how Poch is dealing with probably the most turbulent time in his managerial career to date. I was hoping for an unbiased objective opinion on the matter and you didn’t disappoint.

“Spurs an unsettled team at the moment but it doesn’t say anything about Poch’s managerial skills. He is mustard.”

Bob N16

Jamie, I would also suggest Levy’s lost his mojo. Three top players all in the last year of their contract.

Marko

I can see it being Enrique in the summer. Read somewhere recently that Raul actually wanted him to be manager but a mixture of Ivan and likely his wage demands scuppered any potential deal. And I dunno if it’s because of what happened to his daughter and the time away from the game coupled with the fact that he does like attacking football (over a likely mean defence) but I could very much get behind the appointment.

Bamford10

Gentlebris

I’m with Bob: play Chambers as the RB and Holding as the CB. Leave Mustafi on the bench. The rest looks good.

Jamie

Bob –

It’s possible he has too. Not gonna lie, I’m enjoying their inconsistency.

I would absolutely love it if Leicester pipped Spurs to 4th (with us in 3rd obviously!). Super unlikely, I know.

Can’t have Spurs in the CL next season, nor Utd or Chelsea (who will have a truckload of cash to spend at the start of next season if they make top 4, and add the Hazard fee to the pot).

Marko

I personally wouldn’t like Leicester in the top 4 because it’d make Dissenter unbearable smug around here. Even more so really

Marko

*unbearably smug

Bob N16

Marko, I’m probably over generalising but Nagelsman as a German might speak some English.

Bamford10

Marko

Did Dissenter pick them to finish top four at the start of the season or something?

Elmo

All seen Mertesacker’s comments from his new book re culture under late Wenger? Confirms everything we thought here. From The Mail: “The 8-2 thrashing at Old Trafford was one of the low points of Arsene Wenger’s time at the club but Mertesacker remembers a ‘relaxed atmosphere’ when he arrived with the hammering not discussed at all by the players. There was no inquest into what had gone wrong in Manchester and ‘no feeling of tension, let alone crisis.’ And he recalls being ‘baffled’ when, instead of gruelling training sessions ahead of the team’s next Premier League game at home to… Read more »

Champagne charlie

“Emery has won 32 of his first 50 matches in charge – nine more than his predecessor and four more than any other manager in the club’s history.”

Not like he had EL games in there to boost the stats is it?

His first 43 premier league games vs Wenger’s last 43 league games = 78 points each.

Arguing that after a season of “he bettered last season by 7 points” is peak Le grove. Goal posts going all over the show, xG doesn’t count, now points totals don’t count *anymore*…

Jamie

Ha, Marko.

Still, at the start of last season we were told West Ham and Everton had ‘overtaken’ Arsenal.. I won’t soon forget that gem.

TR7

Marko So prey tell what’s the problem at Spurs ? Are they losing games because their manager is not good enough or some of the core players in their team are unsettled ? My take is some of the players wanted to leave for bigger clubs in the summer. Now that they find themselves stuck at Spurs at much lower wages than what they could otherwise have got at their respective dream clubs, they are not playing with any passion and pride. Even Poch is angling for a move away. All these are adversely impacting their performance on the pitch.… Read more »

Bob N16

Jamie, I agree..I think Spurs peaked and unless Lewis sells up to a mega rich buyer, I don’t see how they’re going to compete, particularly with a new coach and a big turnover of players. If they get stupid money for Kane I guess that could wheel and deal but I don’t think they can get away with low wages any more.

Chelsea and Manu will be undoubtedly improve next season so we have to get top 4 this. Leicester need a lot of luck keeping their first 11 fit but you never know.

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