Iwobi explains motives + THE JEFF and his legend lives on

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Alex Iwobi has SPOKEN.

‘I always had that youngster tag at Arsenal, so hopefully with this move I am able to make a name for myself in the Premier League and create history with Everton.’

Football often imitates normal business.

You climb the ranks at an agency as a young whippersnapper, your title might jump, but your pay often doesn’t. People still set your stapler in jelly, wedgie you in the toilets, and remind you of the time you vomited in a plant pot outside a Covent Garden pub.

You have to leave to earn that BIG money and RESPECT you deserve.

I feel you Iwobi. Fuck the system and fuck Craig in IT… he has no right to do that to you in the bathroom.

The legend of Jeff continues… the enigma of a man we all loved for no other reason outside his superb name… has moved to Lyon for UP TO £28m deal.

Unreal business from Angers.

‘HE’S SHIT HE’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING’ has a great ring to it, but I’ll be honest, I think Lyon has a pretty good record of unearthing value in the market, so one would suspect they know what they’re buying here.

I’ll have no complaints about this miss if we sell Mustafi to Monaco. Surely the German can’t love his deal so much he’d be willing to sit on the bench for a season? Have a bit of pride.

Burnley is the next HUGE game that is up. I am interested to see whether Emery continues with Callum Chambers who did a decent job against Newcastle. We had a bit of a wait last season before he moved onto the new boys. Petr Cech had to land an injury and it felt like a while until Torreira was acclimated to the first team.

My personal view is we should push for David Luiz in the first team ASAP. If we don’t, he’ll not be fit for the BIG games that we have coming up. Really wouldn’t fancy Callum rolling against Spurs and Liverpool.

Hopefully, Pepe and Ceballos can ramp up their fitness as well. We’ll need to put in better performances over the next few weeks if we’re to come out the other end with a mighty fist full of points.

Check out this tweetstorm on Arsenal’s summer. Epic and very complicated.

Short one today. See you in the comments!

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MidwestGun

United’s defense was much better .. the game is for 90 mins. Chelski deserved to lose that match Zouma was beaten like a rented drum time and time again…

Anyhow..y’all sure do like to jump on the fat frank bandwagon..

MidwestGun

Like I said adjustments at halftime.

vickingz

Here comes Liverpool

Nelson

Chelsea misses Luiz.

RodneyKing

Cesc Appeal
August 14, 2019 20:47:01

“This is what I was saying yesterday. After watching the City game the way you get at Liverpool is the gap behind their press, particular when the full backs go forward and when there’s no CDM sitting in.”

I was thinking the exact same thing. Very early in the the game, Pulisic managed to get in behind Gomez but Matip was on hand to clear.

Nelson

Chelsea’s GK was already beaten. But the ball was deflected towards him.

Cesc Appeal

I’d certainly be starting Luiz, Torreira and Pepe against Burnley with Liverpool coming up.

Cesc Appeal

Jorginho has just shown why you can’t have Xhaka at CDM for Liverpool, you’ve got to have a player who can turn and run at decent pace to keep up with the Liverpool attack.

Nelson

Firmino is making the Pool’s attack clicking.

MidwestGun

Take off Ox put on Firminho… different match.

izzo

Liverpool will be fine this season. They will come 2nd again by a wider margin behind City. It won’t be close like last season. No way Spurs coming 2nd. LOL… You know Kane will get injured twice. If Eriksen goes they’re fucked . Doesn’t matter they got Ndombele and Lo Celso –>who I don’t think has it to boss this league.

Cesc Appeal

Having said that it will be a lot different with Alexander Arnold playing, Wijnaldum playing and Firmino starting.

Cesc Appeal

If Spurs lose Eriksen that will be massive, agreed.

They don’t really have anything like him.

Marko

I can see Pepe and Aubameyang doing well on the counter against Liverpool

Valentin

CA,

A midfield trio of Torreira, Willock, Guendouzi/Ceballos would work against Liverpool. Three mobile hard working midfielders.
In attack a trio of Nelson, Lacazette, Pepe/Aubameyang. Aubameyang hold-up play and link-up play is not as good as Lacazette. So Lacazette has to start in the middle. On the right defensively Pepe is more accustomed to defend from the front than Aubameyang, but offensively Aubameyang has already well established understanding with Lacazette.

vickingz

Pulisic is defo gonna have a good debut season

Marc

It’s still nigh on impossible to call the season at the moment outside of City because ManU could still lose Pogba, the Spud’s will lose at least 2 of Eriksen, Aderweireld or Vertonghen. Chelsea have to adapt to an inexperienced manager and the loss of their best player and Liverpool did not add which as Cesc said earlier is never a good idea.

Cesc Appeal

Valentin

I agree with that midfield 3, we don’t really need them to be great just hard working and steady.

I’m not sure I’d go with Nelson, that is a big game and he can be a bit negative in possession. If he played like he did against Lyon and the first 20 minutes against Barcelona fine, but otherwise he might detrimentally impact the strategy.

If we wanted to throw a speedy rookie in because we didn’t want to play all 3 of the front men or we weren’t sure about Pepe I’d actually put Martinelli in ahead of Nelson.

Marc

Just a small repeated point to Pedro that has been made on several occasions – really nice interesting informative comments section at the moment – whose missing?

izzo

That Gomez and Matip side is where Chelsea have had joy would be a different story if Trent Alexander -Arnold was playing. Pepe and Auba have to start against Pool cause you know we’re conceding. It’s defintely going to be a high scoring spectacle . Can’t wait!!! 😀

MidwestGun

I will say this much, I think talk of a serious Chelski decline this season probably will not happen.. they still have a lot of quality players. Will be in mix for top 6 . Good match to watch so far.. really… although I’m watching on Spanish tv so no idea what the announcers are saying.

vickingz

This referee seems to be a comedienne

Marc

Cesc

Would you start AMN or Chambers at RB against Liverpool?

izzo

Chambers is slow af hence I wouldnt start him against a speedy front three of Liverpool.

Cesc Appeal

Marc

I think Maitland Niles because of his speed, but it’s not great is it either way?

Really frustrating that Bellerin and Tierney won’t be fit for a while.

It’s one of those situations where we could be great for most of the game but Maitland Niles and Monreal totally f**k it up for us.

Marc

Midwest

I don’t think anyone seriously thought Chelsea would drop out of the top 6 – making top 4 is going to be another matter however.

Nelson

What a save by Kepa!

MidwestGun

Damn how tall is that Abraham kid..? towered over Giroud..

Lol wow.. that ball hit the underside of the top bar and the side post I think..

Marc

Cesc

Thing is you can start Chambers and get him to stay deeper – even making part of a back 3 when needed. We won’t need his width with Pepe starting, last season we were relying on from that from the full backs.

izzo

Lampard will play the kids thats why they won’t make top 4. Unless he ditches that set up. Don’t think he has a choice at this point. The media will swallow him up. Tbh Chelsea kids are crap and belong in the Championship because that’s where they all played no?

Marko

I’d go with Nelson, Auba and Pepe against the pool. Nelson has done alright on the left and puts in a shift. Absolutely has to be Auba and Pepe starting. Counter attacking and pace on the breakaway/balls over the top trumps any Lacazette hold up play. We likely won’t have enough possession for that

izzo

Chambers can stay deep all he likes and he’ll still get skinned by Mane and Robertson. Let’s not attempt that experiment against Pool.

Nelson

Offside again…

Nelson

It was a very good shot from Mount.

MidwestGun

Think I want extra time.. wear both these teams down. Especially Pool.

MidwestGun

Got to be one of the bounciest pitches I have ever seen..

Marc

Robertson won’t be able to push forward at will if he’s got Pepe ready to run in behind him.

Whole reason we desperately needed a winger this summer.

Marc

Does it go to extra time or straight to pens?

MidwestGun

I thought they said extra time… but my Spanish is not so beuno.

Marc

Midwest

It is / will be extra time

Marc

I think it’s an embarrassment to the PL the quality of the football tonight. Clearly both teams should be sent on a forced march home.

MidwestGun

Ok thanks… its fun to watch on Spanish tv.. when they score.. GOOOOOOOOoooooooooaaaaaalllllllll!!! etc.. etc… hahaha

But when you want to know details not so much..

Radio Raheem

Good pre-season match this.

Nelson

Chelsea looks stronger with Giroud. Abraham has no effect at all.

Valentin

Our defense is not good enough to be constantly under preasure. If we decide that we don’t need to a striker who can hold up play, then we will be under constant pressure and the dam will break.
If you offer Liverpool multiple chances, in the end they will score. I don’t want the scenario where we resist maybe for a respectable 60 minutes before ending up losing the game.

MidwestGun

Well the teams get 4.5 million for winning.. You could almost buy a Mustafi for that much..

Marc

Midwest

Arsenal would pay another club £4.5 million to take Mustafi off their hands!

Nelson

Why they say Kante is injured. He is the most active player on the field.

Marc

Valentin

Auba, Laca and Pepe have to start up front. The question is who plays in MF and at RB.

Nelson

Pool wins!

Samesong

Mane what a strike wc

MidwestGun

Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaal de Liverpool or something like that.. then a bunch of other Spanish I didn’t understand.. besides Mane.

Cesc Appeal

Great finish

izzo

Mane never in doubt.

Cesc Appeal

MidWest

Arab commentary is good as well, they can actually burst into song

Marc

So if Leicester get a result on Sunday is fat Frank on thin ice?

Marc

Cesc

Not sure what they’re signing is a good thing!

MidwestGun

Cesc-
Lol yeah.. it is fun.. to watch in other languages.. get a different feel for the match based on excitement levels.

Cesc Appeal

Marc

Doubt it.

The transfer ban will mean he gets lots of time.

Nelson

Penalty. VAR

Cesc Appeal

Good game this

Luteo Guenreira

So close! Not over yet, still 20 min to play.

And a penalty!

MidwestGun

This is a good thing.. make these bastards play as much time as they can.. at maximum effort.

Gooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaooooaaaaaaaooooalllllll etc etc etc.

Marc

Midwest

“make these bastards play as much time as they can.. at maximum effort.”

plus a 30 man brawl

Radio Raheem

You can take Adrian from West ham but can’t take West Ham out of Adrian

izzo

Shit decision never a pen

Nelson

Mid

You wants to see penalty shootout.

Radio Raheem

Iwobi to the rescue

Marc

izzo

Clear pen – what the fuck are you watching.

MidwestGun

Marc_
Yep a 30 min Brawl.. and then … spend some time in a Turkish prison..

MidwestGun

Ohhh epic miss by Abraham.

vickingz

Chelsea being unlucky

Nelson

Giroud would have scored.

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Pedro

Think your being a bit harsh on chambers .

Nelson

I like that french referee. Looks cute!

Alex Cutter

“Shit decision never a pen”

Unless you have access to a camera angle that no one else has, shut the fuck up.

MidwestGun

Well if it comes down to the managers have to take a pk to decide.. my money is on Lampard.

izzo

Softest pen ever

WengerEagle

Top quality match, Fat Frank lad has these playing some proper decent ball.

Mane with another super finish. Guy’s a top 5 wideman in Europe no question.

Pulisic really bright match as well, was opening Liverpool up at will.

Alex Cutter

It’s nice to see Ox has found greener pastures.

They subbed him too soon,

I wonder if he’ll be the first EPL player to come out of the closet.

Nelson

They should just start the penalty shootout. Both teams look dead tired.

MidwestGun

Nooo wear these fuckers down.. 8 mins of injury time.. at least.

WengerEagle

Shame our game at Anfield isn’t this weekend, I mean going to be daunting either way but at least we would have been going in the much fresher legs.

Nelson

Chelsea should play for penalty shootout. Pool has Adrian in goal.

Nelson

Wow! Adrian can save also.

WengerEagle

Pedro has been class all match, still a really high quality player at 32.

MidwestGun

Eagle-
Yep it all adds up though…. get those fitbit timers spinning.. put them in the red zone so they get limited minutes.

Alex Cutter

Chelsea’s younglings are going to get better match by match.

They will be fun to watch.

izzo

Whats the point of the Super Cup anyway. Just pissing away money with an extra match. Both teams should’ve played their reserves.

Alex Cutter

Nice rack on that line judge.

WengerEagle

True that.

I still don’t think that they are a serious threat for that 4th spot but they’ve put in two really high quality performances in spells of both matches even if they go on to lose this.

They don’t have enough goals in them and I’m not convinced that they have a player that can make the step up and be a 20+ goal guy this season. Also give up too many chances at the other end.

Create a while host of chances though and are playing some really entertaining football.

Radio Raheem

Turns sex has nothing to do with refereeing ability? Wonder if men would be allowed to officiate major women’s matches now.

WengerEagle

Fabinho paid a visit to Firmino/Klopp/Rodger’s dentist I see.

Nelson

It would be nice if both teams lose their weekend game.

WengerEagle

Chavs to take it on pens.

Alex Cutter

4-3 scousers

Nelson

Normally, a team wants to shoot first.

vickingz

You look at what lampard has done with these players, you shouldn’t have problem vying for vierra or arteta as our coach.

Colney Gooner

Nice rack on that line judge……..

What the fuck us a line judge ?
This is football not tennis!

Luteo Guenreira

Whenever I watch shootouts I can’t help being reminded how shit Arsenal have been at penalties.

Lol Kepa taken off guard by Fabinho.