Oh COME ON, I have to shake out of this. YOU have to shake out of this. We have to pull through this together.
It’s just football. It doesn’t matter what the others do. We’re not going to be the obsessed bitter ex from down the road.
Arsenal head to the MIGHTY Valencia tonight. The Spaniards ripped 5 goals in a single half at the weekend against a team that sounds like a dodgy shot of tequila, Huesca.
We really shouldn’t have that much of a problem against the Spaniards this evening, the problem is we’ve been ugly on the road and we unfortunately don’t have the team metronome that was Aaron Ramsey.
Now we’ve fucked the business end of the season there’s no reason we can’t play all of our players, unless there’s some mega redzoning going on on. Tonight, we must play our best hand which should at the very least be enough to stay level for the first half.
We don’t need to be the protagonists this evening, we simply need to keep a clean sheet. All we need to do is replicate our GIANT performance in Napoli and we’re in.
Thinking back to that last game, it’s quite amazing how across both legs we stuck to a game plan… if anything, it was all a bit boring in the second leg.
I LIKE BORING
I’ll take boring, like the slow drawl of Alan Shearer reading the back of a cereal packet, or putting furniture together with a Spurs ‘nearly did it’ highlight reel lightly buzzing the background. I don’t need exciting. We just need the final, then we can truly go for it.
After the last two games we’ve watched in the Champions League, it’s hard to take anything for granted. These stats by the BBC make for grim reading if you’re a fatalist today.
- No team has lost the first leg of a Uefa Cup/Europa League semi-final by two or more goals and gone through since Espanyol did it against Club Brugge in 1988.
- In total, five of the previous 28 teams to lose the first leg of a Uefa Cup/Europa League semi-final by two or more goals have ended up progressing.
- Including finals, Arsenal manager Unai Emery has won his past 18 Europa League knockout ties, last being eliminated from the competition in the 2011-12 semi-finals -with Valencia.
- Arsenal have never lost a European tie in which they won the first leg by two or more goals, progressing from all 27 previously.
So many records there to be broken.
Unai is talking about the trophy like you’d talk about an unsightly frocked beast in an old pub in the suburbs back in the day…
“It’s an attractive title and it’s getting more attractive,”
Yes it is Unai, after 5 pints of Ye Olde Battering, the Europa is looking like a young Kate Moss right now. He needs the trophy, the fans need the final, we all need a little whisky chaser of something to get us through the potential horror show gearing up in June.
“I first competed for this title when it was still the Uefa Cup and was a lesser title than it is now.
“It has grown and I have seen that shift. Giving teams a Champions League place through the Europa League is a fair reward and it’s a title they all want to win.
“It’s an important title for those teams not in the Champions League – and for some who drop into it as a second chance, like Valencia did this season.”
I think if there’s any critique about Unai this season, it’s that he chased personal glory of being the Europa mega title holder over just doing what was sensible in the league. We know he loves this cup, we know he wants to be the most titled guy in history… just like Wenger wanted to beat Alex Fergurson for tenure.
Well, now we’re in a space where this isn’t a bonus, it is an absolute MUST.
No Champions League is a disaster for our finances, but it’s also a disaster for his reputation with the fans. We didn’t just drop out of contention, we plunged out of the sky with all 4 engines on fire against weaker opposition.
This is his way out for most fans… again, it’s a single data point of glory, as a single point of data it’s positive but clouds little… but it’d certainly plaster over the doom of the reality and it’d make whatever goes on with ***** a little easier to digest.
The final is on a platter. Are we going to be greedy and eat directly from it like some sort of dirty wilding, or will the team have public buffet fear like me and my siblings because of years of being hounded by our father for being fat c*nts if we took from the tray? Let’s hope not. Buffet PTSD isn’t cool and I’ll chuck myself out of a window if we lose this tonight.
Excuse me? That is a horrible thing to say. You’d miss me if I were dead.
BIG GAME, let’s see you ALL in the comments.
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Bossman
Game over.
Come on Frankfurt
Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeees!
Here we come Baku!
Emery’s red and white army!
Yes fuck yeaaah
That’s it
Auba has been very good tonight.
His persistence in winning that ball back was important with that second goal
Laca made up for it there, quality finish.
Fucking great goal from laca
That bloke is quality
Sweeeet! my delayed streamer is driving me crazy though… hahaha Our strikers are putting them to the sword.
Hooray
Papa got roughed up!
That was a fucking card!
You ok, CG? Valencia losing.
My dick is so hard
Shooting pays….
Keep going guys!
Thanks for sharing Marko!
Buy Nicolas Pepe and play a 4-3-3 next season with Auba and Laca.
Along with Leno, theyre the only quality we have.
I don’t think even Arsenal can bugger up from here on in.
Manchester United are a bigger club than Arsenal and they didn’t scoff at the EL.
For those scoffing at the tournament get your head out of your arses and grasp a bit of reality about the situation and get behind the team and manager in this early transition period.
😂😂😂 lol marko
On our way….. on our way… on our way..
Boot the ball outta our half ffs
Gambon, massive rebuild needed in defence, that ain’t coming cheap.
Shit here we go.
That fat twat gambon is gutted lol
Irrespective of how you feel about the manager or the club these days this club simply has to get back into the Champions League any way it can. Our summer transfer business and our ability to address the squad depends on it
So UE ‘s season is better than last one -if we had won one of the four last matches it could have been so much better
Kola is day dreaming
Well….
Fuck. Kola watching the show???.
5 — 3
I have never seen a “top team” that defends so badly.
Its truly mental.
Surely we can’t fuck this up
Oooops. No matter
Defence up to the usual stuff. Completely switched off.
Forget buying attackers, we need a 4 defenders.
Never easy… eggshell defense.
Xhaka giving the ball away again
Just about to apologise for doubting and now this! Just cannot rely on the defence.
Really dont know how many times it can be said…
Our full backs are not fit for purpose.
Kolasinac and AMN just allow teams to attack constantly.
A back line of 5 defenders. 6 counting the keeper, more than half the team – undone with one simple pass.
There is never any pressure on the ball and the defenders are on their heels.
Don’t be silly and try to play it outta the back. Just boot the fucking ball hard.
Oh no Mhkshit
Ozil off Mkhi on.
Right call.
HOW MUCH space we going to give them FFS>
Nice warm up ozil…..now get off…utter shite
Oh God Mkhitaryan is coming on….
Is Emery’s english really that bad or is he putting it on so he doesn’t have to answer difficult questions? He seems to communicate with the players OK. But with the media his english is woeful. you’d think after a year it would be better than it is.
Gambon
He ain’t a proper RB
Plated all career at cm
So judging n rejecting is poor choice from a fan imo
I have never seen a “top team” that defends so badly.Its truly mental.
Really dont know how many times it can be said…Our full backs are not fit for purpose.Kolasinac and AMN just allow teams to attack constantly.
But we have a better squad than Chelsea fat Gambon says
Make up your mind.
The only thing that fake cunt ozil has done all night is get a yellow
Anyone who says to sell auba and lacca is simple in the head
What is Ozil doing there ?
We’re going to the trenches, better get Ozil off.
Take a seat and count your money mate
Parejo has the same dopey look as Kane.
Oh great my favorite player Mkhi… 🙁
Joe
Emery Out
You backtracking sneaky cunt.
Our full backs are not fit for purpose.Kolasinac and AMN just allow teams to attack constantly.
They’re dogshit. Let’s be honest with ourselves Bellerin and Monreal aren’t that much better. We absolutely need a new back 4
Xhaka being his usual utter dog shite self
Fucking Xaka, such a liability. Tries to pass backwards and loses possession . Ozil off, about time. Nothing performance from him, needs to affect the game more and give more. Hope Mikhi has a decent game,.
😗
Better team than Chelsea but he wants to sell most of it.
Hahah
Fat Gambon doesn’t have a clue
We are pinned back…
Our guys look tired and slow to every ball.
Hang on the ball for too long too in /around own box.
Fresh legs??
Gambon
You must be gutted emery has got us to the final!
I’m surprised that Mhkitaryan hasn’t slotted in on our right flank …
Our midfield is nonexistent
Joe
Im surprised youre still on here, after the way you were utterly humiliated earlier.
In 11 years on this site, i’ve never seen anyone look so fucking stupid.
Emery Out……lol.
Not into a final yet mate.
Joe
Likewise you must be furious that we are in the final.
What with you wanting Emery out.
Xhaka’s passes are erratic. Kola can’t defend.
The problem is Xhaka has to play because as shit as he is he is better than anyone else there bar LT sensed a new CM winger CB and full backs at least
It really is scary to see Valencia players regularly find space inside our box. Our wing backs have been poor in the defence. Midfield is anonymous as well.
Fuck sake. Xhara is infuriating.
Aubaaaaaa
PEA….
Jesus that was nice by AMN.
Great goal that.
Awesome
Another goal!!!
AUBA is just world class.
Yes!!!
Fuck me xhaka is shit
Auba has been great tonight, come up clutch.
Auba been on fire tonight
Wow!
gambon,
Like I explained last time you asked that question, yes I don’t think Emery is the right guy to take us back to the top but I also think the level of criticism and the arguments used by others to criticise Emery is nothing short of ridiculous and highly agenda driven.
I can conclude that Emery isn’t up to scratch as well as conclude that a lot of his criticisms are completely unfair.
Our attackers have been outstanding.
Get in there
Good night Valencia
Joe
Now … into a final.
Auba, ya lets sell him.
Humiliated ?
Hahaha unless I have a zero life like yours fat bald Gambon I don’t really care what happens on year you dole collecting muppet
And to be fair, your comment about Chelsea having a worse squad then ours was the most humiliating post I’ve ever read
What a joke.
I guess I don’t have thin skin like you. You can’t take shit and get your panties in a knot.
It’s ok Gambon. You don’t need to watch emery lead the arsenal next season
TAP IN KiNG TAPPED IN.
AMN assist.
6. — 3
Even our defence couldn’t fuck it up now??? Surely. 70 min..
C’mon. One more goal.
Let’s drop that 3-4-3, we losing the midfield battle.
We are lucky to have Aubameyang and Lacazette.
Their conversion rate is so high.
Ok.. NOW we are on our way…. on our way…. hahahah
That’s Auba at his best. He is expert with tap in.
Quality from AMN
I’d not sell him at all. Kid has quality and heart
Just needs the right coach
AMN can’t defend for shit but could do really well as a winger
Gambon is happy to keep Xhaka lol.
Only if we get sexy Rabiot will he then consider binning Xhaka
Here come the clown Mustafi.
How shit is the Spanish league
Oh my god Mustafi in?!
Monreal to leftback now
Emery out
Sell laca
Sell auba
Everything is shit init
Worse than last year init
10 years of Wenger’s failure, same mistakes year in year out, was better than this shite init
Emery doesn’t deserve even one more minute in charge init
Marcelino looks like he’s going to collapse out of exhaustion.
Mustafi for Kola
Emery is really tempting fate…