Loved all the tepid takes last night post the Barca victory.
‘GUARDIOLA IS SHIT’ (Do what?!)
‘IT WAS MESSI THAT WON IT’
‘KLOPP IS A FRAUD’
Messi is a great player, he’s a difference maker, but he didn’t alone keep one of the most potent attacking forces in world football at bay for 90minutes. This bullshit notion it’s all about him doesn’t rub against the facts. They’ve won the CL twice since 2010. If they make the final this year, it’s good management, and an excellent squad.
Also: Guardiola isn’t a shit manager. He’s one of the best in the game. If you don’t understand that, you’ve spent too much time following accounts of teenagers named @Xhakologist⁸ ⁹.
Saying the most outrageous thing you can think of in the moment isn’t analysis. Also, you know the other accounts I detest?
‘Laurent Koscielny has been with the club 10 years. He gave his best moments to the project because he believed. He’s never complained once. He put his body on the line, he did that for you, because he loves you. His mere presence is an intimate moment, he is your soulmate, but remember, he’ll always ask permission before he touches your heart. xxx’
Faux Twitter badge kissing makes me want to vomit, come at me with real authenticity, not this cooked up romanticised bullshit. If that’s you liking the posts, tell a friend what you did and deal with the consequences you utter disgrace.
ANOTHER THING, stop nostalgiarising (NEW WORD) the bland Arsene Wenger comments he keeps dropping in TV appearances. The man literally said there was too much science in the game and that fatigue is nonsense.
Remember all the drips telling me the redzone didn’t exist? That Wenger would never run a player into the ground? When the manager blamed his injury crisis on hair pills? There you have it, in black and white, being celebrated by people on Twitter with comments like, ‘I miss my daddy.’
What is it with the cucks?
LOOK AT THIS ONE! Coaches don’t cost you games? ARE YOU KIDDING? And what are the commenters saying?
‘Look at that man in those sexy black rimmed glasses’
WHAT! He is trying to defend his last 10 years by saying he was a £10m a year irrelevance EVEN THOUGH he bought the shite players, and you want to talk about his glasses?
Honestly, I need to tap out of the internet for a bit.
Also… Klopp isn’t a fraud, regardless of the trophy issue. I know it’s fun to say it, but you need to grow up, ok?
Liverpool had a rough night, let’s all calm down and wait until next week to pop the ‘thank fuck the UNBEARABLE scousers didn’t win something’ Tizer or whatever those reprobates drink these days.
The big night is always Thursday night. We all know this.
Two giants of football step foot into the Emirates cauldron to save a season that has flipped over the central reservation into on-coming tractors (a metaphor for shit teams, I know, it was clunky).
Thankfully for Emery, the game is at home.
That means progressive Arsenal. We ‘should’ see a performance. This is Emery’s trophy and he’s going to need to do everything he can to give us a commanding first-leg lead against a side we really should comfortably beat if we put out a proper side.
This Valencia side isn’t exactly brimming with talent like it was when Bayern Munich avenged their Champions League failure of 1999 with a penalty shootout victory over Hector Cuper’s side in 2001.
Remember the names? John Carew… the original Drogba. A player who was actually a bit average imo, but a towering man-beast who terrified our players and put us out of Europe twice. Pablo Aimar, Roberto Ayala, Gaika Mendieta, and Santiago Canizares! Remember when Claudio Lopez was a thing? Teamtalk classic when he was linked to us! Thems were the days…
Anyway, right now, it’s not quite as sexy… Coquelin and Gabriel are a thing. Mustafi made his name in the white shirt of Valencia. Gary Neville crashed his rep taking a job with them. Need I say more? Their top scorer this year is centre mid Dani Parejo with 9 goals in 33 games, followed Rodrigo who is a striker and has 5 in 30.
… so someone in their side is getting a hattrick tomorrow. Amirite?!
I am hoping that they’ll be as weak as Napoli. They’re 6th in their league, with 52 points from 35 games. They’ve only conceded 32 goals compared to our 49. So their problem is a lack of goals… which is like, the perfect connect for our back 5.
I have no idea what to expect. The leaks in the press this week don’t bode well for a happy camp, nor do the three losses on the bounce. But, this is a cup game, it’s a big European night and the Champions League spot for the players is worth a small fortune on a personal level. It’s in their interest to do something great.
DO IT LADS.
I truly think we’ll qualify for the Champions League this year because Emery has consistently demonstrated a knack for having things fall his way… it’s just how it’s going to be.
Wouldn’t it be delicious if he won a trophy before that FRAUD, Jurgen Klopp?
It would.
Right, see you in the comments… COME ON ARSENAL!
P.S. Read my post from yesterday if you didn’t… took me fucking ages (READ)
P.P.S Aaron Ramsey is done at Arsenal. He bowed out with a hamstring injury that came with complications.
Elite levels of poetry in that exit.
P.P.P.S Thank you to Alfred for telling me that ‘pep’ is pepper. Took a Swede to make it right. That’s how fucked our education system is these days, the English are all thick as pig shit. #VoteCorbyn
Nasty tackle.
Papa lucky there
We could do with holding and Bellerín. Oh wait, emery didn’t sign them so they must be shit
We are so weak from free kicks
#emerycharacteristics
Auba never fights for a long ball.
Our players really don’t have a clue defending set pieces, do they? Xhaka played their entire attack on.
Mustafi nowhere on that Valencia freekick.
3 players offside, all become active? I don’t get offside anymore
we’re just bloody crap aren’t we.
1-0 it was coming.
1-0 Valencia
We are not up for it. The players are again looking disinterested. The defence is all over the place.
Valencia deservedly in front.
Fuck it.
Sok and Mummy’s boy got done on the headers
We look weak.
Pathetic. We can’t even compete for headers in our own area. So easy.
that is very basic defending mistake. thats not even championship standard. we are so shit.
Xhaka is bad both on attack and defense.
Should be an easy 2-0 already, seeing as they missed an open goal from literally 3 yards out.
Valencia seem very unfazed and comfortable.
Not looking good
Disinterested is the word. Simply no effort made to defend that corner.
This club has completely collapsed.
Game over
Goodnight Mr emery
hes literally as bad as wenger in his worst ever season.
Xhaka just does not get off the ground. What a wank player. Sorry I mean how could you Unai not teach Granite that part of contesting a header involves jumping off the ground
Mustafi and xhaka.. Watch the ball and do nothing. Very nice
Lucky it’s only one down.
We don’t care about headers since Wenger days.
No fucking players have a half decent header.
Laca so off these days. Can’t even stand properly.
So much for easy game.
Season is falling apart.
Think Emery is done here. The club are going to sack him.
Mission accomplished, away goal within 10 minutes.
We do not deserve to be in the CL or win anything. If we do it’ll be down to luck not quality.
Receding_ I believe the argument Is our squad can’t be complete shit because we are good enough to do well against the other top 6 and battle for top 4. And we shouldn’t be losing every away match..against lower table teams. For me it’s all relative.. there are various degrees of shit… it’s not an absolute description. Also, I would agree with them that our manager is not extracting all he can from the players we have. and hasn’t a clue about defense. Anyhow.. disaster in the making .. Valencia weren’t even set up to score. And yet they do… Read more »
Honest question is Maitland Niles retarded?
I’m just laughing, while I’m watching the Chelsea match against Frankfurt with a friend….
Arsenal is such a pathetic football club!!!
What is happening to our defence ? It’s shocking we are terrible
Pitiful stuff so far
Koscielny is done at this level.
To me, it’s looking like that Monaco CL R16 home leg a few years ago.
We are there for taking. Don’t be surprised if this tie is finished before half time.
The negativity in our squad is frightening.
Lol Maitland-Niles what an idiot.
Madness what AMN did.
Only joke training would have produced this rubbish.
Fergie would have his head torn at HT
Emery has to go he’s lost the plot. We are all over the place
Guen chasing shadows
Dont know what to say. Pathetic really.
Where is the atmosphere ?
still no urgency or directness or desire. It’s horrible to watch. what has emery actually brought this team? where’s the defensive organisation we were promised?
That was nice from the front two
1 – 1
Same shit different day.
What does Emery do in training?
Obviously not defensive drilling.
Thank Fuck !!
I had no confidence we would score we need 4 I reckon
Good counter
can Valencia end this tie in the first half of the first leg??¿
Was sure auba had fucked that up!
Fair play to PEA there. He played that well.
So important to respond quickly. Will get the crowd going. Very poor start but let’s hope this gets them going!
Well played Laca. Started the move and finished it.
One of the better performers this season
We have two strikers who don’t occupy defenders, a number 10 who can’t beat a marker, two retarded wingbacks, a defender pass his best and one who was never good, two central midfielders who can’t track runners
World class setup.
By all means fixate on the fact they Beat Napoli etc
Hopefully Emery gets sacked regardless if he gets CL or not.
Yeeeeea
Best play I’ve seen from Aubameyang all season
Fucking Greta ball from lacazette
We need to be playing through the middle more like that
I do t know why we aren’t with that front free
Set them fucking loose emery and quit this cut back tippy tally bullshit
My feed of BT must be delayed goal was called here before it was scored
We need to score at least 3.
Cant slow down. Come on.
Thank fuck we have Auba and Laca or we would be midtable. Hope we can nick a couple more, we’ll need it.
Still a shit Arsenal midfield though coupled with the dodgy defence
Xhaka is on his way to having his worst performance in an Arsenal jersey. He’s all over the place.
There you go… Our strikers are not shit.. this much I do know. Need some on the ball pressure though so we can get more turnovers in the midfield.
I think I’d rather have Mark Flatts in midfield than Xhaka.
Cut out half of the stupid side and back passes would be a good start.
Also, release/pass the darn ball a second quicker.
Xhaka, Guen and Ozil is such a weak midfield though.
We need another 5 goals to be safe.
Xhaka is worse than Denilson.
Thomas your team losing mate.
No warriors in the squad bar Sokratis and Koscielny… incredible that we are so mentally fragile.
Yep Chelski losing..
Chelsea losing.
Ah auba
Got to do better from there. Be more decisive. Got your body over it
Chelsea losing
Great news.
Anytime they get near AMN I poop a little
seriously where is Xhaka? we playing with 10 anyway.
Well done lacca
Lacaboom
I’m glad that Auba and Laca have a good relationship. If they didn’t, you know that Auba would have tried to finish himself and not managed it.
Hope Laca now gets his hat trick.
Our “pressing” is embarrassingly unorganized. Team shape on defense is pathetic…We need to outscore em, and it looks like we might have a shot – at least in the home leg
Well done Laca. Front two are doing the business. Poor keeping.
Laca single handedly turning this shitshow around for us, go on lad.
gambonMay 2, 2019 20:26:56
Chelsea losingGreat news.
Don’t know gambon, we might have a better shot at beating chelsea in the final than frankfurt
Bad keeping mistake I have to say.
Get IN!
Laca… Great.. We need 2 more
Like I was saying, Laca my main squeeze of the lot. Good ball Xhaka, good shout Marko LOL
Lacazette the man
What did I say?? Our main man:
Shit squad my arse
Get in arsenal
Good cross decent enough header
Laca is one of our few genuine quality players. He’s on form tonight and been pretty consistent all season.
Good ball from Xhaka there.
That’s what xakha brings
Protect him and he will pick those passes
We are playing through the middle nowmlike I’ve been vryimg our for all season and look!! Two goals. Fuck all that cut back shite
That should shut up most of your armchair managers
Gazzap
“Laca is one of our few genuine quality players.”
Yep and he’s been better than Aubameyang for Arsenal since he has been at the club
yeah just attack because we’re shite at the back
Un na
I know you’re a bit slow, but just because people think we have a shit squad doesn’t mean all the players are shit.
Striker is the only position we’re strong in, even there it’s thin if we’re forced to play both our only goal threats in every game because we have no wingers and no one else that can score consistently = shit squad.
luke
I more meant that Chelsea will be knackered for sunday, having to chase an away game for 70 mins.
Cross aside Xhaka has been piss poor
Terrible control from Guendouzi.
Terrible
Guendouzi man. Sort it out
Guen literally looks like a child out there, can’t trap a bag of cement.