Oh my gooood I’m back agaaaaaain.
That’s how I introduce myself into work meetings.
The kids at the agency think I’m super cool and totally nineties retro.
‘So young’ they shout.
Anyway, it’s been a dry week. Not even a pint of Gatorade can save this piece.
International break, right when the season is getting interesting, is by far the most offensive affront to my life.
Who. Fucking. Cares.
Hopefully, we can avoid any injuries to our key players, and hopefully Spurs pick up some niggles that reduce their players effectiveness as they enter the death spiral.
It would appear Danny Welbz is back in training, running like a true pro. That’s great news he’s recovering. I’d imagine it’s too much to expect him back by the end of the season, but wouldn’t that be nice? He’d be a help right now. Imagine him terrorizing defenders in our press. Would love that. LOVE IT MIGHTILY.
Hector Bellerin traveled to Dubai with the team. Great to see him back in business.
Mesut Ozil has been pictured smiling. BIG news imo. He’s also wearing gold boots.
Finally, Denis Suarez is looking pretty.
That’s all I have. I just have to keep up posting. Get in the comments you melts and stop talking about Brexit. x