Oh my, I don’t quite know what to do with myself… Thomas, we were, you know, a thing…
What the bloody hell did you do to me last night? In front of the whole bloody world.
I am HUMILIATED.
Now the Emery Ultras are saying mean things like…
‘Thomas Tuchel has very mild levels of sauce, like, ‘Doritos’ levels of spice’
‘Emery’s Champions League loss was BETTER than Tuchel’s, fucktard’
‘You backed a manager with a weak hairline. That weak hairline is your opinion’
Upsetting words, I’m sure you’ll agree.
PSG really tanked. It’s going to be hard to explain that one away to the bosses in Paris. United didn’t field a good side, they played like shite, and they still managed to turnover an unbelievably expensive PSG side. No excuses. It was shite. Tuchel’s boys went out far too relaxed. No fire. No aggression. No respect for the CV of a man backed by Fergie, Phelan and the class of 92.
You’ve shown me up, Thomas. Sure, Pep the FRAUD exited in the round of 16 in his first season at City with a 6-6 draw, but you sir do not boast the serial sauce of the master! This is a blight. I don’t quite know how to reconcile this?
YES I DO
In reality, it’s fair to say Ole G channelled a big fat dollop of luck last night after his teams nothing burger performance managed to extract an away win in Paris. It was never a penalty, VAR was a total shambles, but that’s beside the point. United weren’t that good, but they won’t care as they sail on through to the next round of the Champions League. They shithoused Paris. If that were an Italian club we’d all be celebrating a masterful execution that ‘only the Italian’s know how to pull off.’
My main worry isn’t the broken rep of Thomas T, no, it’s what we do on Sunday and how last night impacts the race for #Top4 supremacy.
The real prize of the game is a few fold.
Firstly, United will have exerted a lot of energy chasing after PSG all night. It doesn’t matter how smart your High-Performance backroom team is, it’s going to be tough to recover to peak levels by Sunday.
Secondly, United must continue their little adventure in Europe. That’s two tough legs against a no doubt very good team.
All these little advantages could add up for Arsenal. I’d be very surprised if Rennes make us work hard tomorrow night. They have some good players, but we should dominate them. We should beat them early. We should be able to do it with a fairly second string-ish team. I’m hoping their extended time off (last played Feb 27th) works against them (just like it worked against BATE, lolololol). But we’ll see…
Thirdly, it means United HAVE to sign up Ole G. It makes sense, he’s brought back a bit of buzz to Salford, the fans love him, he conducts himself well in the media and he’s brought the old team back together AND Fergie has been working some magic from a mentorship perspective behind the scenes. It’s the perfect storm.
People keep saying it’ll come unpicked at some point, but I think that’s more hope than anything else. The man knows the club, lives its values and he has enough respect from the world of football to work with top players. I’d prefer him in the role than Poch or Jardim… but I wouldn’t jump to conclusions that this is a flash in the pan. There’s far more to setting up a club than simply having a good manager. OGS understood that well and all I can do is applaud the output.
Finally, United rode their luck SO hard last night. That’s going to come crashing down at some point. So fingers crossed Emery is the man to deal that blow to their season. Bit of a shit point, but fuck it, why not?
SO, all in all… it’s been another good week.
Arsenal have to work their way through Rennes tomorrow, avoiding injuries and tight hamstrings… then we’re betting it all on a Sunday afternoon massacre. We have to be careful of the counter-attack, we have to play aggressively and make their tired legs an advantage, and we have to work our way around the CORRUPT FERGIE MAFIA THAT HAS NO DOUBT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THE OFFICIALS.
Should be fun.
See you in the comments, I’m just going outside for a little walk… no… seriously, I’m ok. x
P.S. I looked up and saw Roma lost in the last 16. Face back down in the puddle.
Dumb as fuck Xhaka..
OG by Monreal
Wtf
Completely switched when the ball still in play
Nevermind Monreal… we were barely hanging on..
Dale
Ben Arfa is different gear at ghosting past folk mate, not sure it matters who you are.
Ffs 2-1 down… bit too early to be blowing loads about Tuchel clearly.
Did Solsjaer give Rennes some tips or something?
Never seen a luckier team in my life.
Been saying, Xhaka is the worst
Guendouzi has been garbage. Rambo can play 2 mens roles. Shocking sub.
Xacka has always been a shit house, can’t even barrack him for it
Can’t be more shitty than this. Emery is a fool for bringing in guendouzi to do what exactly? Does he have pace? No. Energy? No. Can he shoot? No. Can he hold and dribble? No, so why did emery bring him in and left ramsey? What is zhaka still doing in this game? Ozil??
Ramsey for Ozil now. Or even Ramsey for Auba since we don’t like being able to give him any service in this half.
Ha ha
We really are a joke.
EMery once again plays a full strength team when its better to play a weakended team.
Once again we absolutely fuck it, and will also pay when we get smashed by UTD
Guen is not a defender. He didn’t attack the opponent at all.
I dont feel no sympathy. This is what I said earlier, this is a stupid error prone team, if its true that you make your luck then this is no less than we deserve.
This is looking more and more like a repeat of the last round…. where we have to smash them at home..
Honestly
Walcott at the same age was a more potent attacking threat than sarr
Another overrated flash in the pan
This asrshole Emery brings on Guendouzi for what exactly???
Well we’d say Guendouzi turned his back and didn’t block the cross and Monreal was a victim really.
Rubbish shot by Ozil.
gambon
We were doing well until Sokratis went amok.
This has nothing to with weakened team vs stong team.
This is one-player madness
Can’t believe this
how did we get here?
There was no danger at 11 man each. None whatsoever, but these unintelligent fucks conspire to do this every time.
Then you have Ozil and Aubamyeng doing fuck all…
Torriera has fallen off a cliff too
Same shit happened to xakha
Great for half a season then never recovered
I’ve come to the conclusion that our manager hasn’t got a clue ..
Down to the men after losing a defender and he doesn’t replace him with a defender and puts Mhkitaryan at right back.
We should have been closing the game down ….
He is totally clueless.
Who seriously thinks Pep could turn these fucking clowns into players? How much sauce would he have to bring with him? All the sauce ever produced.
Ramsey on to try to save Ozil’s .. we win when he starts stat…
350K pw and rested half a season. And Ozil didn’t have the strength to blast from 6 yards…
The only positive we can take from the night now is keeping the deficit to one and having a chance next week.
It’s already a disaster: first XI knackered for Sunday after playing 50 mins with 10 men; first choice CB suspended to add to first choice CF.
Who coaches these players???? they are always passing backwards dangerously!!!!!!
Laca would have been better for this type of batten-down-the-hatches type of match…unfortunately he went amok.
20 minutes left to attempt to keep the score down.
Just like the last round, we’ll dispatch this side at home but its not good enough.
Guendouzi was a waste of sub….not what was required with 10 men..
Ozil actually had a good game, kept possession and fed attacks.
Rambo should have been on half time.
Havent got the start but would like to see our win percentage when guen plays a substantial part. He isn’t ready right now, emey bums him as its his signing when you have a proven top class player in rambo sitting on the bench
If we can nick a goal then 2-2 away from home with 10 men would be a great result.
Need to show something now. They haven’t put us away yet.
How poor is Ozil?
Where are all those who have been beating the drum for him
We have a manager who doesn’t understand the game , we have spaces all over the pitch.
We should be sitting back with 2 banks of 4 and try and see the game out .
To not have mavropanos in the Europa squad has now come back to haunt arsenal .
Just like the last round, we’ll dispatch this side at home but its not good enough.
You will find that Ben Arfa and Rennes team are nothing like the last oppo….we need to draw this or keep it as is to have a chance. But with Auba doing fuck all in this game, we’re in trouble
Dissenter –
Pierre will tell you how this isn’t the kind of game Ozil should be playing in. He’s much better at home against relegation fodder.
Dissenter
I am no ozil fan but he was good tonight I thought.
Guendouzi can’t shoot ffs!!!
Dale, we weren’t under any threat in this match until Papas silly act of laziness to take an early shower.
Fairly confident we would have saw it out and maybe added to the scoreline. Rennes only started playing once we were at a deficit.
Ozil wasn’t a problem in this game actually, Xhaka and Aubamayang, and Torreira has disappeared.
Got no problem bashing ozil but he was good tonight.
We are in this mess due to sok xhacka and emery
Saar is so much faster than Monreal.
Nelson
Sarr is shit
We’ve wasted some chances though…
WoW! What a save.
Dissenter
What did Ozil do wrong in your book? Try and offer something without mentioning his wages
Papa needs to be fined a weeks wage for such stupidity. Auba with another useless performance.
Xhaka is desperate to get a red
I think we will be seeing Valentin later tonight
Emery should be playing Kola at LB, Monreal at RB and Mkhi forward. This is ridiculous.
Said it so. Many time Xacka is a petulant child, brain dead and slow.
Can we please upgrade
Oh my, we have to get rid of Xhaka….PEA can sulk all he wants, he did not do his job today
That was Aubama worst performance in arsenal shirt.
jeez. xhaka
Xhaka could get a yellow if we were not playing with 10 men already.
Xhaka isn’t going anywhere. He’ll be 1st choice next year too when we’re putting in brainless displays in the Europa league.
The body language of the players is disgusting hands on hips. This team isn’t going past the next round.
Saly Emery does not see how useless Xhaka is…
Why did He wait so long to set the team shape up properly.
Effing xhaka. He’s being made to look worse than we all knew he is. Shockingly bad reading of the game for a slow player.
Ramsey is the only one playing with passion……and he’s off soon
I couldn’t believe Emery sent Monreal to the slaughter like that by taking all his protection off (iwobi). Guen came central and they suddenly had Monreal on toast time and time again. Very poor tactically from emery.
And to think people had us up there as favs for this cup, it’s like we’re trying to ensure we don’t win it. Whats the point of even watching on Sunday?
Ramsey olaying false 9?
Mhki playing well defensively though…
5 to go
We have some really terrible players in this team
All this wonderful players need is a manager with sauce. Monreal will go to complain to Raul about the iwobi sub and he will be assured the manager is off or something like that.
This must be the most bizarre set up I’ve seen for a while.
Mikki rb
Guem unspecified role vaguely left, hiding
Kol wide left
Rambo deep lying 9
10 men but surely set the team up with the basics.
DUIFG March 7, 2019 19:25:48
Ozil actually had a good game, kept possession and fed attacks.
At least someone is watching the game with their eyes opened.
At least Sok and Laca will be fresh for United 🙂
Anyone got Tuchel:s mobile number?
Looks like we’re ok with 2-1….we could still win the return, but my goodness, a lot of stupid red cards …Laca would have been good in this game and our better defender will be out in the return fixture.
Emery has clearly lost us this and arguably our most important game in the season against UTD by exhausting our first team players He can’t do without his lovechild Guen who had no business coming on the pitch today Mavro should be in the Europa league squad AMN would do a better job than Mustafa at RB He doesn’t trust or give the younger players a sniff of a chance..a trace of a coach who doesn’t have a clue on how to develop players Nketiah couldn’t have done any worse than Auba tonight who by the way is really a… Read more »
DUIFG March 7, 2019 19:29:36
Got no problem bashing ozil but he was good tonight.
We are in this mess due to sok xhacka and emery.
Once again, spot on.
Dinamo Zagreb are beating Benfica, Sevilla have let in two away goals, seems like a shit night for the more fancied teams
Can anyone tell me what Guendouzi’s assignment is defensively???
Game over
Lai illa illalahu
Man that was coming. Shapeless, emery really lost his mind here
Fuck it
Lol.
And that’s the tie done and dusted. 3-1. No way we’re coming back from this.
Crock of shite. Fuck off emery
Careful what you wish for
Guendouzi is not doing jack shit here with his lack of pace.
Absolutely embarrassing tracking back there.
That’s the end of us in this competition, I think.
Saw that a mile off.
As I said, blew your loads prematurely on Tuchel. Emery is rank.
Well, well, well
well, that is it….not sure how we are going to beat them 3-4 goals to nothing
And some idiots will still see nothing wrong with this stupid emery of a coach. Guendouzi really did a good job coming on
Can’t defend for fucking toffee.
Let’s go and buy some more midfielders.
CL back door slammed shut.
This is shit. Most likely lose to Utd at the weekend at it’s season over mid march.
Two left backs on the pitch on not one of them back to defend. Unbelievable really. That’s what we’re dealing with
Receding
Yeah. That’s it. Zagreb are losing so, excuses
Un
Sarr is shit
Not really a bright comment this.
He is way better than anything we have at this moment
Mhki left that right wide open
Yeah that Sarr kid is terrible… hahahaha Good one Un.
I’m sure we will have another chance in this comp next year. A bit gutted cos I would genuinely love to win the EL.