Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?
Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?
No response?
Send some more.
THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.
Airplane mode for 6 days straight.
Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.
There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.
Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.
Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.
That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.
Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.
Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.
Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.
“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”
Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.
“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”
HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.
FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.
FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.
Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…
Kieran Trippier’s own goal last night is even better with the World Cup commentary from his free kick v Croatia and Titanic music 😅 pic.twitter.com/SMjme95ie7
— Ryan Williams (@razza699) February 28, 2019
Eric dier where you at..
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Sanchez fvcked up there.
Credit to Laca though for the calm through ball.
The great Harry Kane was a bit slow to pull the trigger at the other end seconds before the breakaway goal
Get in!!!!!! Please don’t concede now
Well fucking done Rambo!!!!
Only 72 min left. C’mon boys
I expect a lot of diving to come
Dissenter
You have you view and I’ll have mines….
Lol getting all hot under the collar you joker.
Get ready for a dodgy pen for Spurs or a sending off for us
Samesong
very well, my friend.
….at least wait for Iwobi to f*ck up before you all start hurling abuse at him.
Spuds are pony.. Their only tactics seems to be the long ball route to Kane/Son
Xhaka should’ve been sent off.
Dissenter
Where did I abuse Iwobi? Please show me?
Anyone got a link I’ll be your friend
Xhara fouled. Spuds better not score fr the fK
Go to footybite Marko
Iwobi does need to be more forceful in defending.
It’s a derby FFS, put your foot it.
Xhaka putting us under pressure.
Since our goal we haven’t managed to string a pass together.
Xhaka is simply too daft to play at this level
Its footybite.com
Xhaka could cost us this game with his petty fouls
Fucking he’ll. Xhara fucking doesn’t foul again. Ffs.
Harry Kane is really good
Iwobi and Laca need to up it immediately
Fuck Xhaka and his stupid fouls
Lacazette is so weak ass
Haha flag up
Thomas
“Xhaka should’ve been sent off.”
He raked Kane on the calf from behind.
Got done for pace. Shock horror.
Borderline red definitely yellow.
Iwobi does need to be more forceful in everything. Not just defending.
Paulinho
We’ve barely created anything. Would be great if we can get to halftime with a lead
We’re playing like a side who is happy with a point
How poor was that from Mustafi.
Samesong
Not you specifically…I take that back
There are some here who have wished him injured and don’t waste any opportunity before slaying him.
Fuck I loathe Xhaka
https://www.footybite.com/football/tottenham-hotspur-vs-arsenal-preview/
Select 1 from these guys. 1st one is good but lags by 3 mins
How shit can Iwobi be. Ffs. Lift your game.
ffs iwobi is lost out there
You get the feeling we need another goal to leave here with a result
Iwobi needs to man up.
Xhaka is a liability.
Son almost did a firmino before nacho rescued us
Victorious
“You get the feeling we need another goal to leave here with a result”
…just a feeling? lol
We hold on the lead for almost 15 min.
C’mon boys
Iwobi is really playing like the game is too big for him
Too much possession for Spurs. Great goal Rambo but shit pass…
Spurs look dangerous man!
Dissenter it’s all good.
Lol.. We’re chasing shadows in midfield
I don’t care if Spurs have all the ball.
This was always going to be a smash and grab type of game.
Kay you are my world
Midfield two way too deep. Team too deep in general.
Paulinho
Are we playing counter attack?
Cheers Marko
Iwobi is shit
We used to play a highland before
Now we are complaining because we are playing too deep?
Spurs have pace and will hurt us if we push too high, all it will take is a long ball.
We are just channeling our best “Burnley”
Samesong – Yep, but probably be necessity than design.
Even if we are countering the central two need to be snapping at their heels not surrendering so much ground from the start.
I think we are alright.
Cant come and expect spuds to rollover in their turf
Kola for Iwobi at half time.
*we used to play a high line before
Our defence holds up when matters. Can be tighter though.
lol where you guys been the last few seasons?
Never going to outplay Spurs playing away from home.
Game was always going to be like this.
Sit, defend and counter.
We’d be better off with Jenko instead of Iwobi.
@Dissenter
Agreed 100%. Do a burnley next 60 mins and i ll be ecstatic. We will get our chances. Just have to clinical
I can’t be the only one who’s sick and tired of the bum wiggling Iwobi.
Get this joker off for a real football player please
Aside the goal Ramsey has been poor
Well done Mikki
Kola for iwobi Agreed. Half time if not sooner.
All the players are standing tall except for Iwobi
he needs to whack someone or not shirk from one 50-50 challenge
He’s a local lad and should never be lacking in commitment for a NLD.
Great from our Mikki
Xhaka and Iwobi off Ozil and Aubameyang on at half time please Emery.
Xhaka and Guendouzi is just horrid.
Good shot Iwobi
I LOVE sokratis
We put deep and defend tight
It will take a special goal to beat us under these conditions
A special goal or a calamitous mistake
Papa has done well so far
How has iwobi let tripper cushion that header without a challenge. The boy is a coward.
Wish Sokratis was a few years younger, quality defending.
You lots streams ahead good shot.
Mykhi is having a special game.
Mikki has been great so far
One for the cameras from Lloris
Our CBs have been brilliant..
What a double save…
Good thing Leno didn’t cost 70 million
Double save
@Dissenter
Great minds 😉
What do you think of Leno now Un?
Gordon Leno!
Leno Banks!
Dissenter -No special goal needed. As we just saw with Leno needing to bail us out.
Leno really need that one of those heroic performance now to keep us in.
My word!Leno is a LEGEND !!!
Leno awesome there
Saves of the season
WTF is Xhaka doing?
Unreal.
Superb from Leno, I really like the lad. He has the potential to become a top goalie.
excellent save.
That wasn’t for the cameras unlike the Lloris one
Fucking save of the year. Double save within a second. …..
Lenbo
Paulinho
I said special goal…or calamitous error
I covered myself on both ends
Leno world class save … Gawd damn
Forget the score we are being outplayed and need structural changes to start the second. Could easily be 3-1 spuds
My god. What a difference a good goal keeper can make
Czech saving the first but not the second.
I’ll take that every day of the week.
Xhaka off, iwobi off. Torriera and kola on