An angry bear awaits

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Who else is getting very excited about the Spurs game?

Have you been sending all sorts of shit to their fans?

No response?

Send some more.

THEN BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES IF IT GOES HORRIBLY WRONG ON SATURDAY.

Airplane mode for 6 days straight.

Look at that meme, a thing of beauty. Crafted from my own fingertips. It’s incredible because it is relatable. It’s relatable to me because I MADE IT.

There’s been a lot of chest thumping from fans saying ‘IT’S ALL ABOUT WHERE WE FINISH’, and yes, this is true, and if we deal with Spurs, United and the slew of tough away games, then yes, Emery is the master of the universe.

Arsenal is everyone’s best pal when things are going to shit. They are the sleeping bear that Timothy Treadwell is goading in the meme. This weekend will mark the total collapse of their season, or it’ll mark a nasty cut to the Achilles heel of our #Top3 dreams. United are plodding along very efficiently, Chelsea has title blood in their veins, so despite sitting pretty… it could all turn Shaqiri gurning levels of ugly if we don’t strike while Spurs are weak.

Again, I’ll reiterate this point: 3 of our best players are coming into form and fresher than James Blake one-liner on Twitter.

That is a huge advantage if Emery can keep them all motivated until the end of the season.

Some great numbers doing the rounds yesterday. Mikhi has better stats than Dele Alli, Zaha, Lingard and Willian despite playing less games than all of them.

Maybe Sven did pull off a madness? You only appreciate them when they’re dead… or resigned.

Bobby P has taken a huge gulp of air and got down to some serious brown nosing with the mighty, infallible, NEW King of Arsenal.

“He fits the mould of the type of player that Arsenal look for with our style of football. He’s excellent at dribbling, has superb vision & his overall technique is top class. He has spent a lot of time working with Iniesta which has improved his game massively”

Trying to cover his tracks, he weighed in on the Ozil debate after the German had been returned to first team duties.

“Its vital that Emery finds a space for Ozil in the team. It would be a big step backwards for the club if they sell him. He recently extended his contract & there’s no arguing that he is one of, if not, the best player in Arsenal’s squad”

HARRY KANE ESCAPES BAN FOR HEAD BUTT BECAUSE HE IS SENSITIVE. F*cking jokes, blud.

FINALLY, Mesut Ozil has scored in the last three games he’s started with Jenko. All this time and the answer to unlocking Mesut was sleeping in an Arsenal-themed tent outside the training ground.

FIRST NAME ON THE TEAM SHEET THIS SATURDAY, FAM.

Right, I think that’s about as much Arsenal as I can handle today. But before I go…

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Champagne charlie

Eric dier where you at..

🤫

Ishola70

Sanchez fvcked up there.

Credit to Laca though for the calm through ball.

The great Harry Kane was a bit slow to pull the trigger at the other end seconds before the breakaway goal

Victorious

Get in!!!!!! Please don’t concede now

TheLegendaryDB10

Well fucking done Rambo!!!!

useroz

Only 72 min left. C’mon boys

Dissenter

I expect a lot of diving to come

Samesong

Dissenter

You have you view and I’ll have mines….

Lol getting all hot under the collar you joker.

MuddyGooner

Get ready for a dodgy pen for Spurs or a sending off for us

Dissenter

Samesong
very well, my friend.

….at least wait for Iwobi to f*ck up before you all start hurling abuse at him.

Victorious

Spuds are pony.. Their only tactics seems to be the long ball route to Kane/Son

Thomas

Xhaka should’ve been sent off.

Samesong

Dissenter

Where did I abuse Iwobi? Please show me?

Marko

Anyone got a link I’ll be your friend

useroz

Xhara fouled. Spuds better not score fr the fK

Kay

Go to footybite Marko

Dissenter

Iwobi does need to be more forceful in defending.
It’s a derby FFS, put your foot it.

azed

Xhaka putting us under pressure.

Paulinho

Since our goal we haven’t managed to string a pass together.

Victorious

Xhaka is simply too daft to play at this level

Kay

Its footybite.com

MuddyGooner

Xhaka could cost us this game with his petty fouls

useroz

Fucking he’ll. Xhara fucking doesn’t foul again. Ffs.

Dissenter

Harry Kane is really good

Kamp

Iwobi and Laca need to up it immediately

azed

Fuck Xhaka and his stupid fouls

Rambo Ramsey

Lacazette is so weak ass

Kay

Haha flag up

Ishola70

Thomas
“Xhaka should’ve been sent off.”

He raked Kane on the calf from behind.

Got done for pace. Shock horror.

Borderline red definitely yellow.

useroz

Iwobi does need to be more forceful in everything. Not just defending.

Dream10

Paulinho

We’ve barely created anything. Would be great if we can get to halftime with a lead
We’re playing like a side who is happy with a point

Paulinho

How poor was that from Mustafi.

Dissenter

Samesong
Not you specifically…I take that back
There are some here who have wished him injured and don’t waste any opportunity before slaying him.

jasongms

Fuck I loathe Xhaka

Kay

https://www.footybite.com/football/tottenham-hotspur-vs-arsenal-preview/

Select 1 from these guys. 1st one is good but lags by 3 mins

useroz

How shit can Iwobi be. Ffs. Lift your game.

jasongms

ffs iwobi is lost out there

Victorious

You get the feeling we need another goal to leave here with a result

azed

Iwobi needs to man up.

Kay

Xhaka is a liability.
Son almost did a firmino before nacho rescued us

Dissenter

Victorious
“You get the feeling we need another goal to leave here with a result”

…just a feeling? lol

useroz

We hold on the lead for almost 15 min.

C’mon boys

Dissenter

Iwobi is really playing like the game is too big for him

Bob N16

Too much possession for Spurs. Great goal Rambo but shit pass…

Samesong

Spurs look dangerous man!

Dissenter it’s all good.

Victorious

Lol.. We’re chasing shadows in midfield

Dissenter

I don’t care if Spurs have all the ball.
This was always going to be a smash and grab type of game.

Marko

Kay you are my world

Paulinho

Midfield two way too deep. Team too deep in general.

Samesong

Paulinho

Are we playing counter attack?

Kay

Cheers Marko

Victorious

Iwobi is shit

Dissenter

We used to play a highland before
Now we are complaining because we are playing too deep?
Spurs have pace and will hurt us if we push too high, all it will take is a long ball.

We are just channeling our best “Burnley”

Paulinho

Samesong – Yep, but probably be necessity than design.

Even if we are countering the central two need to be snapping at their heels not surrendering so much ground from the start.

Kay

I think we are alright.
Cant come and expect spuds to rollover in their turf

qna

Kola for Iwobi at half time.

Dissenter

*we used to play a high line before

useroz

Our defence holds up when matters. Can be tighter though.

Ishola70

lol where you guys been the last few seasons?

Never going to outplay Spurs playing away from home.

Game was always going to be like this.

Sit, defend and counter.

Kamp

We’d be better off with Jenko instead of Iwobi.

Kay

@Dissenter

Agreed 100%. Do a burnley next 60 mins and i ll be ecstatic. We will get our chances. Just have to clinical

Rambo Ramsey

I can’t be the only one who’s sick and tired of the bum wiggling Iwobi.

Get this joker off for a real football player please

Victorious

Aside the goal Ramsey has been poor

Ishola70

Well done Mikki

Kamp

Kola for iwobi Agreed. Half time if not sooner.

Dissenter

All the players are standing tall except for Iwobi
he needs to whack someone or not shirk from one 50-50 challenge
He’s a local lad and should never be lacking in commitment for a NLD.

Kay

Great from our Mikki

bennydevito

Xhaka and Iwobi off Ozil and Aubameyang on at half time please Emery.

Paulinho

Xhaka and Guendouzi is just horrid.

bennydevito

Good shot Iwobi

Victorious

I LOVE sokratis

Dissenter

We put deep and defend tight
It will take a special goal to beat us under these conditions

A special goal or a calamitous mistake

Ishola70

Papa has done well so far

Kamp

How has iwobi let tripper cushion that header without a challenge. The boy is a coward.

bennydevito

Wish Sokratis was a few years younger, quality defending.

Samesong

You lots streams ahead good shot.

Dissenter

Mykhi is having a special game.

Kay

Mikki has been great so far

Ishola70

One for the cameras from Lloris

Bob N16

Our CBs have been brilliant..

Bob N16

What a double save…

Dissenter

Good thing Leno didn’t cost 70 million

Double save

Kay

@Dissenter

Great minds 😉

Tony

What do you think of Leno now Un?

bennydevito

Gordon Leno!

Leno Banks!

Paulinho

Dissenter -No special goal needed. As we just saw with Leno needing to bail us out.

Just Another Customer

Leno really need that one of those heroic performance now to keep us in.

Victorious

My word!Leno is a LEGEND !!!

azed

Leno awesome there

Samesong

Saves of the season

Paulinho

WTF is Xhaka doing?

Unreal.

TR7

Superb from Leno, I really like the lad. He has the potential to become a top goalie.

Ishola70

excellent save.

That wasn’t for the cameras unlike the Lloris one

useroz

Fucking save of the year. Double save within a second. …..

Lenbo

Dissenter

Paulinho
I said special goal…or calamitous error
I covered myself on both ends

jasongms

Leno world class save … Gawd damn

Kamp

Forget the score we are being outplayed and need structural changes to start the second. Could easily be 3-1 spuds

Kay

My god. What a difference a good goal keeper can make

Samesong

Czech saving the first but not the second.

qna

I’ll take that every day of the week.

Kamp

Xhaka off, iwobi off. Torriera and kola on

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