Josh K talks of Champions League glory (also, £40m summer kitty)

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I feel like a child of absent parents this morning. Daddy has tumbled down the stairs, barged into the living room slightly hungover, and handed me an IOU for a Mars bar. This is Josh ‘Daddy’ K.

“To see where Sean has taken us [the Rams] in a short amount of time gives us a lot of confidence.

“The only thing on a par with the Super Bowl is Arsenal making the Champions League final.

“It is something we are very focused on.

“I have been telling my friends all week the Super Bowl is the biggest spectacle that we have here and the Champions League is something in Europe that we strive for and we look forward to being a part of in the future.”

It was all going so well, then he kind of let slip that he was thinking about the other kid who is more handsome than I, and he kind of got his wires crossed.

“I think he [Emery] and Sean are very comparable in the way they approach their craft on a daily basis,”

“There is a lot of data they break down. They are very active on the practice pitch. Their styles are similar even though they are half a world apart.

“Unai’s energy is contagious and his dedication is immense. They love what they do and they are leaders. The players want to run through a wall for them.”

Daddy has not been paying attention, has he? Styles the same? Really, Josh?

The whole interview is mildly amusing. These billionaires are so out of the loop in life that it took a Super Bowl final to acknowledge it’d be cool for Arsenal to make a Champions League final one day.

No message as to how we hit those heights, just a confident nod to Unai Emery that he’s got this, and he should spend that £40m he has in the summer really well.

JOKERS.

Denis Suarez has LANDED. Get excited people. This is him giving his new manager mad props.

“The main thing is that he dedicates a great deal of time to his work. He spends many hours and days watching videos of other teams and his own side.

“His training sessions are really demanding and he ensures that the team is completely prepared. But as I say, the biggest thing is the time he dedicates to his work. As we’d say in Spanish, he’s ‘un enfermo del fútbol’ – football mad.”

Emery is bloody football mad, isn’t he? Good times.

Really hope Denis is the real deal. He has a lot to prove. He’s a little lost in his career, he’s had spats of excellent play, but he’s never really found a place he can call home. He’s playing for a career with Emery, let’s hope he can deliver.

LOAN WITH A VIEW TO PERM, FAM.

Manchester City tomorrow is a huge game. Pep G and his team are recovering from a Newcastle United inflicted bloody nose. They need to find that winning gear against us to keep their title hopes alive this season.

Arsenal had a bit of a shocker against relegation fodder in midweek, but the eventual win turned out to be a dream ticket to TOP FOUR. We need to tighten up, because I have to tell you, City have a lot more to offer than Cardiff.

Emery needs to stop talking the talk about video analysis and show us the output of this meticulous planning we hear so much about.

But I tell you… if I see a high line with the defence we have on offer, I’m gonna bloody lose my mind. I will absolutely slam my fist on the table. Don’t doubt my commitment to aggression.

The downside to the win is that we could hand Liverpool the title. Can you imagine that? The internet memes? The southern Scousers burning their City shirts in the street? The endless coverage in the papers. Oh my, won’t it be awful… At least no one cares about City and their 23,000 fans.

Speaking of which, isn’t it amusing to see how empty the Spurs ground has been lately? I really, really hope they struggle to fill that toilet bowl of theirs. I also hope it’s quiet and too expensive for the average Spurs fan. No way they’re shifting £14 salt beef bagels there. Levels people, levels.

Right, that’s me done! Check out my solo pod. I say nice things about the comments section. Sorry to A&N who I missed but value dearly. xx

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Sancho Monzorla

Was half expecting Licht to shoot that into our own goal.

Dissenter

We will lose this game but we certainly haven’t been disgraced like the Liverpool loss [as at the 83rd minute]
I understand that a loss is a loss.

Carts

Ah, Dissenter, you were indirecting Pierre & co, fair enough

WengerEagle

Spalletti ought to be sacked Carts, can’t buy a goal and he has Icardi, Balde Keita, Lautaro Martinez, Perisic at his disposal.

Losing at home again right now, 1-0 HT.

Wenker-wanger

Emery cannot perform miracles….he’s playing poker with shit cards and the odd ace…Mustafa:Wenger dud, ozil: non-performing passenger…Wenger waste of money…kolasinac: Wenger average player…the list goes on..

useroz

No punches in most of our players’ mind.

Globalgunner

We are playing as if we are holding out for the current score

TR7

Nothing new.for me.to say on Emery, I think he is sub-standard and nothing he has done to change my mind. Guen has gone further up in my estimation. The guy is superb.

Marko

How do you get the cheek to write such piffle when Emery’s record against the top6 mirrors exactly that of a finished wenger

Eh finished Wenger nothing he was always on the end of a humiliating defeat every single season

bennydevito

Dissenter, Yes.. it’s going to be proper toxic on here tonight with all the usual suspects coming out in tandem calling for both Emery and Kronke to go. Ignoring and absolving Wenger of everything he left behind. Groundhog day will be back on the Le-grove prpgram tonight. Tbf Emery does have to shoulder some blame for starting Lichsteiner and Mustafi though – but with all our injuries who else could have played RB? And that’s why we should have signed a RB this winter – we knew the situation with our injuries, so that very much is on Emery and… Read more »

Valentin

With only 15 minutes left and 2 goal down, Emery introduce Mavrapanos. Unless Mustafi is injured, this substitution is really a middle finger to Özil.

Wenker-wanger

Emery cannot perform miracles….he’s playing poker with shit cards and the odd ace…Mustafa:Wenger dud, ozil: non-performing passenger…Wenger waste of money…kolasinac: Wenger average player…the list goes on……

Paulinho

“Losing Sven over Sanhelli was a huge blow.”

Absolute disaster.

Said at the start of the window, Suarez had Sanehelli’s mitts all over it. Same dud he signed at Barca right in the middle of a host of dull bland signings.

He’s lazy sod that will just go for players with a name. Mislintat had that air of mad genius about him.

WengerEagle

Dissenter

Haha last time I checked nope, come back to me on that though may have early onset.

Thought you were throwing shade at us because I criticised our record vs the big 6, which is awful, apologies.

Samesong

Leno has made so many saves today. Could of been 5 or 6.

Rambo Ramsey

TR7, the problem is which high standard coach will want to manage this ambitionless club?

Carts

WE

I’ve been paying close attention to Inter, and it boggles the mind how far off Napoli they are, let alone Juve

The Spaletti at Roma was far more expansive than what we;ve seen during his Inter tenure. As you rightly pointed out, with that attacking talent at his disposal it’s incredible that Inter don’t have much to show for it.

Wenker-wanger

@benny yes agreed…it’s essentially Wenger’s arsenal….the defense is shocking.

Dissenter

‘With only 15 minutes left and 2 goal down, Emery introduce Mavrapanos. Unless Mustafi is injured, this substitution is really a middle finger to Özil.”

…or maybe he is pragmatic and want’s to get the great greek hope some minutes since he knows we need more defensively.
What better game to come into than one that’s already lost.

Leftsidesanch

Its already started with the likes diss, benny

Samesong

Bring in Biesla the spy. Red loves him.

azed

Pedro

Valentin thinks Raul signed Malcolm for Barcelona.

WengerEagle

Wow, can’t believe I’m about to defend AW but when were injuries ever a valid excuse for us before benny?

qna

Marko: How do you get the cheek to write such piffle when Emery’s record against the top6 mirrors exactly that of a finished wenger

Yeah, Emery’s record mirrors Wengers with virtually the same squad of players at his disposal… funny that

Bamford10

3-4-3 was the right call, he just picked the wrong personnel. Yes, City are leagues better than we are, but I disagree with Marko; I think we could’ve gotten a result today.

Emery isn’t as astute as he needs to be. Yes, we’ll be better with better players, but I am less and less convinced by this manager. He’ll probably get another year, but I would at least consider going in a different direction.

Dream10

Wenger Eagle

Short debut for Denis Suarez . He looked scared out there. Hope this isn’t a sign of things to come. Don’t watch Barça these days to know how good he is.

Carts

We should’ve played to Auba’s strength cos, unfortunately for him, he’s been a passenger.

Emery has to take full responsibility for that.

I mean, would it have been so bad to have started Mavro at CB, and put Mustafi at RB? Little things like that..

WengerEagle

RR raises an excellent point, not the club name as Arsenal would attract the vast majority of gaffers but the constraints that are being placed if the murmurs are to be believed.

Paulie

Aubameyang is fucking useless against good players

Bob

zero shot on target but arsenal need a fucking defender

Pierre

Bamford
We are not playingn 3-4-3

Dissenter

Playing Aubameyang and Lacazette together takes something away from the team in away games.
That’s another conundrum that the manager needs to solve.
What’s the point of having two strikers when you’re giving away the midfield?

Paulinho

Okay, Suarez is nowhere near Hleb. Clear to see already.

Bob

from dropping ozil this idot needs to be sacked

Carts

Aubameyang is fucking useless against good players”

I’m starting to feel that way, but again, it’s for Emery to devise a strategy of how best to extrapolate Auba most effective attribute against better defenders.

Receding Hairline

In times like this, with injuries and all, a coach proves his mettle by picking the best team he can from what he has. Emery didn’t do that today and failed to remedy it at halftime. Don’t let the scoreline fool you…7-1 would still be a fair scoreline considering, we didn’t compete in the second half at all.

They were faster, hungrier, smarter..better than us in every aspect.

WengerEagle

Carts

IIRC they started the season like a house on fire and were right up Juve’s ass for a while. Icardi has yet to really get going for them this season though, has found the goals harder to come by.

Quintessential case of a top team on paper but a different prospect entirely when they walk over the white line.

Bob

how can anyone pay to watch suck shit

Dissenter

“from dropping ozil this idot needs to be sacked”

Yes!!!
Sack Emery and keep Ozil

azed

This defeat was down to the difference in squads.

The setup was right

qna

Paulinho: Okay, Suarez is nowhere near Hleb. Clear to see already.

Yep. Can’t hold the ball up under physical pressure. Ozil without the killer ball. No thanks. Loan only thanks.

Chris

Suarez has played less than a half of football for Arsenal, and people are on his back already.

I’m not saying he will work out for us, but give the lad a chance for goodness sake.

Paulie

Surazez is the player we all knew he was. Shit.

WengerEagle

Paulinho

Yep, Lucas and Guen were allegedly Sven signings.

With Raul we can expect Everton-lite Barca rejects in the future.

Bamford10

Rambo

Pretty sure Venkatesham said their goal is top four, then PL and CL trophies. Plenty of ambition. Until we see a summer window in which they choose not to do what needs to be done for us to compete, saying we are “ambitionless” is nothing but empty hot air.

As for Kroenke being a “cancer,” please explain how he is personally responsible for what we just saw today. How has he hindered the football men? Do tell.

Bergkamp63

Both the forwards were useless, they never help the midfielders out, it is a recurring theme with both of them.

WengerEagle

Dream

Not very good is the short answer.

25 so not likely to improve all that much from an already ordinary level.

Dream10

Two shots on target. No shots on target in the second half. Not good

Carts

WE

Yeah you’re right, mate

Just disjointed stuff from Spaletti’s troops. Lose this it’s surely curtains I think.

Bamford10

Yeah, people need to chill on the Suarez criticism. The kid has played for 25 minutes and against City.

Let’s focus on the real problems today: Lichtsteiner, Iwobi, Emery’s selection.

Let’s at least give Suarez four or five games before we begin making conclusive judgments.

Danny

Zero attempts in the 2nd half. I think their goalkeeper touched the ball once also in that half.
Offside goal and a handball one, not that that makes any difference.
13 to go…..

Dissenter

We will need wholesale changes in the back-4 this summer.

Pierre

Man city 1-3, United 1-3, West ham 0-1, Liverpool 1-5, spurs 0-2 and Southampton 2-3,

In none of those games have we looked like scoring or forcing our way back into the game in the last 20 minutes.

I lost interest AGAIN watching an Arsenal game ..

DaleDaGooner

Commentators have pointed out that Right Back was a fault for all 3 well worked goals and Lichsteiner was not good enough today.

For me, we’ve got big problems in the midfield and this is with Wenger our and the midfield firmly Emery players and tactics. Out two goal scorers didn’t get any sniff and it’s not the first time.

SpainishDave

6th is our spot no improvement at all .
Age concern defence never going to cut it .
Emery has no ideas

Wenker-wanger

Anyone that believes 4th is possible is dim- period.
I think your argument doesn’t get off the ground.
Playing a few kids against teams in the lower half of the league is futuristic thinking…not negative.
Playing this team just plods on jnto mid- table nothingness…..is that futuristic???
The club under kroenke seems 4th place with minimal spend..that’s the arsenal you seem to aspire to.
Others prefer some greater ambition.
So take your “dim” label and stick it on your blazer

Receding Hairline

The Suarez criticism isn’t even premature

It’s beyond ridiculous

Your two 50m pound strikers couldn’t exchange a pass between them in an entire half and you are having a go at a guy that got here on Thursday

Micheal

Woeful. Not a single shot at goal in the second half – on or off target

WengerEagle

Genuinely curious to hear a strong case put forward for those still confident in Emery and how we’ve improved on our worst ever season under a finished AW.

That doesn’t involve excuses around injuries and financial constraints, of which AW was rarely if ever given the benefit of the doubt.

And he did spend 70 million without losing anyone let’s not forget.

Guns of sf

Our players are not as good as city by a mile
This summer need a overhaul
Players should be told they are playing for their contracts if they suck sold

Samesong

Hope Mavra starts next match.

Batistuta

It’s all well and good saying Emery is not what we need which I’m leaning more towards each game but what ambitious manager in their right senses will want to come here with all the sub-standard players and a joke of an owner plus the now so very stupid Self sustainable model we’re operating.

Arsenal fc are stuck in the 90s and will be for a while it seems

Rambo Ramsey

Bamford, you’re a hypocrite and a moron.

If this was Arsene Wenger, trying to make do with bargain bin loan moves, you’d be all over the ‘Classic French frugal, wanting to prove the World wrong’ bs that you probably still believe.

Emery has come out and laid it bare. No money, no support, leaving the coach hung out to dry.

Guns of sf

No attack and it was painful to watch
If corners are our only hope for a goal the. We are in real trouble
Suarez needs to be central Not winger
We need movement in the middle!!

WengerEagle

That’s the crux of it Bati.

If we’re not careful we’ll soon end up in the territory of the Milan clubs.

Valentin

Some deals are initiated by somebody and completed by others. For example Vieira was signed by Arsenal before Wenger officially started. However nobody would argue that Vieira was not a Wenger signing. Here it is, worst second half since 2016. No attempt during 45 minutes. Even during the worst game under Wenger at least we had a go. I don’t want Wenger back, I just wanted an improvement on Wenger. We have an inferior model with the same flaw. We got lucky that ManCity stop playing otherwise it could have been humiliating. I mean more humiliating than it was. Clearly… Read more »

DaleDaGooner

And let’s quietly remember that Kolasinac is horrible at tracking back to defend, a LWB that is always out of position when we’re being attacked.

bennydevito

Well done Aguero admitting it was handball.

That is class.

Paulinho

“without losing anyone let’s not forget”

Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing with our squad full of mediocrity on inflated wages.

Danny

without losing anyone let’s not forget.
—————————–
Wilshere?

Emiratesstroller

Depressing performance.

Our defence is appalling.

Lichteiner in particular should not be playing at this level. Surely there is someone better at the club? He is a liability.

WengerEagle

Pedro

Under SK they won’t have anything worthwhile to spend though so we’ll be shopping at Lidl while our rivals’ already ace fridges’ get healthier and healthier with that good gourmet living.

Uphill task even for a maverick.

Cesc Appeal

Decent first half and then everyone was physically spent in the second half and offered next to nothing outside of Torreira and Guendouzi who I thought carried the side today. It is very comparable to Klopp’s first season in that sense. He broke about half the squad and he didn’t have the players to carry out his ideas in terms of intensity. I don’t think Emery asks anymore of his players than Guardiola, Klopp or Pochettino. The problem on the flip side is this team is not a possession side either. We don’t have anyone who is really great on… Read more »

WengerEagle

Ha Paulinho, true.

Auba and Laca?

Receding Hairline

I don’t even have time for an Emery defense right now

If your take from that game is all we need is a better manager then you can’t be helped
Only two players had any interest in keeping possession, Guendouzi and Torr…players who have not gotten accustomed to losing here over the years ..so spare me the outrage, We haven’t won away to a top six side in ages because we have shit players

Alexanderhenry

Looks like we’re a dead cert for 6th this season.

That’s consolidation at least, but have no fear, with access to arsenal fc’s reported £40 million war chest, Emery or whoever is in charge will have the club back in the top four in no time.

DaleDaGooner

We’ll just blame Iwobi and Lichsteiner, Aubameyang May need bench time, he’s just playing like another Ozil.

TheLegendaryDB10

Wenker-wanger

The club under kroenke seems 4th place with minimal spend..that’s the arsenal you seem to aspire to.

And that is exactly what he is hoping for.

With not enough money to do a full rebuild we are fucked.

And I am not absilvung Emery from anything. He just does not get it. Unlike the other teams, we should have rebuilt from the back first.

And all this final marking is making me sick. For some reason we just don’t press.

Marko

3-4-3 was the right call, he just picked the wrong personnel. First off not a 3-4-3 and secondly 3-4-3 against Man City? Are you drunk. Truth is what could he have done differently we’re a team that can’t defend even with a fully fit squad and with injuries and poor confidence it’s natural we sit back Rafa Benitez would have done the same thing. My only criticism today was the obvious issues with Lichtsteiner and Kolasinac. But would Jenkinson have done better? Certainly I would consider for the rest of the season just starting Ramsey and not Kolasinac and just… Read more »

Paulinho

Our earlier success was based on dynamic wing-play. That seems to have completely dried up.

Doesn’t help that Mustafi is a completely useles at coming out with the ball from that right-sided centre back position, and Auba and Lacazette have no ability to link up at all. They’re like Yorke and Cole after a 48 hour bender.

cmansf

Hi. @Pedro not sure if you are interested but i have a close friend who i met for the first time in a few months (recently had child) and was very close to Ramsey deal. I dont want to put his details on here for obvious reasons but would be happy to let you know the goings on with this deal and some wider issues at club (funding, ozil, Rual & Sven). You may know a lot already but some of it was very depressing and deserves to be shared (but would be good if you can confirm with other… Read more »

Bob N16

Hope Mustafi is injured and Mavropanos gets game time. 4th is not impossible, our remaining fixtures aren’t too tough. Thought Guendozi had a great game. People slagging off Suárez are letting the result cloud their thinking.

WengerEagle

‘I doubt very much we only have £40 Million to spend, if that’s true this is going to take about 6 years to correct.’

No, if we took that approach it would never be corrected and we would never catch up.

Because that’s hinging on the fact that you would have to keep everyone for another half dozen years, and then you have geriatric Auba and Laca.

Carts

Pointless having an opinion on Suarez so soon.

Personally, my expectation of him are very low, and I’m sure he’ll turn it on against an inferior opposition.

Carts

We can raise 40m by getting rid off:

Iwobi
Kos
Lich
Elneny
Welbeck
Ozil
Mhk

We’ll probably have a starting figure of 80m>

DaleDaGooner

Yep, seemed like Matteo and Lucas were the only players who wanted to keep the ball, then again both were very lightweight for defensive midfielders. Between PEA and Laca, it was nothing, zero…Iwobi was a running motor that went no where, Lichsteiner, we’ve spoken enough of him here and he was the worst as expected at 36 playing Right Wing Back, what was Kolasinac excuse for offering nothing defensively? Mustafi needs to be gone and Koscielny was probably the only thing positive back there, Monreal was pretty much playing LB and LCB by himself, at his age, he was trying… Read more »

Paulinho

WE – Can’t work out whether they are a blessing or a curse.

Laca has to be the one to keep out of the two.

Cesc Appeal

Mavropanos should be starting now until Sokratis comes back, no reason not to. You look at our squad and I just think most everything you could end with the statement ‘not ideal’. Negligent decisions on transfers and wages over the last 4-5 years. Great article in the DM today highlighting how locked up financially we are until the summer given in January we made the decision to put £750 000 a week into Mkhitaryan, Ozil and Aubameyang. Mkhitayran is average and was the result of the negligent handling of Sanchez, Ozil was one of the stupidest decision in football, honestly… Read more »

Carts

LMAO

Spaletti just did a Mourinho and brought on Ranocchia to play CF

HillWood

We were handed our asses today
Men against boys

azed

The tactics were shot on and with the squad available, the only change would have been Ramsey for Aubameyang.

Suarez just came and his cameo showed that he is not up to speed.

David Smith

cmansf, if you know, please spill the beans by whatever means!

DaleDaGooner

cmansf please spill the depressing details, at least let’s know how bad so we can brace ourselves. Wenger’s gone and it was supposed to get better…..dear me

Redtruth

8 points from 24 is appalling however it’s better than last season where we managed only one win against a top 6 side.

Wenker-wanger

@db10.
The only change from the Wenger shit show is we now have an upgrade in manager, but yes essentially the club is fcked under kroenkes lack of investment.
Unfortunately we have to spend £200 million or thereabouts to compete.
It’s not only money but money is a huge part.

WengerEagle

Paulinho

Blessing for me, we’d be midtable without them because we simply have nobody else that can provide a reliable source of goals.

If you swapped Chelsea the two of them for Morata and Giroud the gulf in points between the two would be vast.

Rambo Ramsey

And what is this great, modern structure that people keep raving about? Two of the three men who were purported as pillars of this structure are gone. Its a freaking circus show.

Who is gonna unearth and sign the next Torreira/ Guendouzi?

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