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Chelsea lost their collective minds dropping £70m on a Bilbao keeper of great potential. Lunacy.

Is that the going rate for someone who might be good these days? Unreal sums.

Arsenal hasn’t done much in the way of anything. There was a bit of a ridiculous carry-on going off on Twitter, where people were tracking Vida coming to London or some shite like that. It amounted to nothing because he’s clearly not elite levels if he’s slumming it in Turkey at 29.

I was a little sad to see 22-year-old centre back Çağlar Söyüncü go to Leicester. I thought we’d be taking more chances on interesting youth with a couple of seasons under the belt. The midlanders have a very good scouting setup over there, so maybe we’ll see him at a later date if he makes it work with them.

Sooooo… it looks like Ramsey is signing.

 

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Bit of a dim move to release his images on Getty, twitter folk are all over that shit. It looks like Arsenal are planning to make a big deal of him putting pen to paper for the big weekend game. Ramsey reading his own negative press whilst hawking some club merchandise. Wonderful. I like the BTS of the gif making. Real classy.

Anyway, a lot of Gooners deleting their tweets of the last 24 hours. Jezza Wilson reckons £225k a week, which is a lot of cash, but about market rate for a guy who should probably be our captain this season.

A nice way to cap off a shite week… what would be nicer is a tasty little deal for Dembele who probably doesn’t want to sit on the bench for the fancier Malcolm this season. Amirite? Damn right I’m right.

James, who writes for the blog sometimes, is dropping in with an EXCLUSIVE (kind of) behind the scenes look at Arsenal’s fancy performance centre. I am VERY excited to read what he has to share. The club has made HUGE strides over the last few years, and I’m thoroughly looking forward to seeing how our fitness is handled now we have a manager who is hopefully more into the data side of things.

Darren Burgess has dropped a beast of an interview with Fox Sports. Here’s a snippet.

‘Darren, what do you think of Unai Emery?’

‘NO COLLUSION’

Just political jokes fellas… here’s a real snippet.

‘It’s been a huge change, maybe not as dramatic for me because I’ve only been there for a year but it’s certainly been different in a number of ways. Firstly, we’ve got a whole new coaching team considering Unai has brought in five new assistants all with different skill sets but also in the medical and performance departments as well, so yeah it’s been a real summer of change and very different with differing philosophies on training and how to work and how to prepare. It’s been a real challenge to learn a new way of doing things especially for me having just learnt Arsene’s way and now being in the process of learning Unai’s way of doing things. A lot of people have commented on how different it feels, even visually around the place there’s been change. But it’s been good so far, pre-season has finished so now all roads lead to Manchester City and that first game.’

Right, short post today, see you a bit later for the write up about Darren’s team that James hasn’t even told me about.

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mysticleaves

Navas the only keeper I would have bought in place of Leno this season. Incredibly underrated. Hasn’t been helped by Madrid’s IDC attitude to defence but way better than he is given credit for

gonsterous

we have once again done the bare minimum in the transfer window to get top 4. unai better work out a miracle…

Receding Hairline

Wow the French league… cause that’s fair. Why not bring up his 5 months at Spartak? Why not Valencia? 08/09 they had 60+ goals conceded. 44 league goals in 10/11 and 11/12 seasons.

Yea the same french league where you have jizzed up your undergarments watching Fabinho and Ndombele

I have already posted his Valencia stats, your wing man has seen to that with his Nigerian obsession

Marko

So that was his team, or are you going to pretend he should be judged by Sevilla alone Marko?

Some pretty bad defensive performances in the champions league though

Cesc Appeal

‘we have once again done the bare minimum in the transfer window to get top 4. unai better work out a miracle’

I think we’ve got enough to do it, especially if United and Spurs struggle which I think they might.

January could be an interesting window if we are struggling defensively, could be a big buy at CB arrives and we spread the cost to the summer when financially we should be in a better place.

Interesting season ahead at the very least, first one in almost a decade that is interesting.

WengersSweeties

gambon

August 9, 2018 13:45:27

Im gonna wait and see what happens in the first 10 games before judging Emerys team.
..etc…

————————————————-

I’ve said the same myself.

But the first 30mins against Chelsea was very worrying indeed.

Marko

Which guys? you mean gambon,Marko,CA? no surprises there alright they tend to get things awfully wrong,so….

Yeah great isn’t it no more signings in defence jokes on us

Michael24

What did I miss?

Did we lose 6-0 to City last season?

Oh yeh, that’s right, 3-0 ×2.

Silly of me, being an Arsenal fan and all that.

Radio Raheem

Everything thing that has transpired makes me more certain Jardim would’ve been a better fit. But it is what it is we’ll go with this season of intrigue.

gambon

WengersSweeties

Yeah, I think we may have a tough time defensively.

Marko

Cos our players were taking selfies in ice baths, while City had players of use in the WC?

Brilliant

Marc

Cesc

Not only is there a chance that Utd or the Spud’s could struggle but Chelsea are seriously lacking up front. Hazard’s a great player but he has been known to switch off if not happy, if he really wants the Madrid move and doesn’t get it could be issues. They are really short of a striker as well.

mysticleaves

Radio, what and what woud that be and how would Jardim have done it differently? Didn’t he lose 4-0 to an understrength PSG few days back?

Michael24

How many of you have passwords or telephone numbers highlighting 82636061445151?

Of course 4-4 has to be mentioned.

I remember it as if it was just yesterday.

Diaby meltdown.

Leftsidesanch

What is Lagos homebrew? Some of the Nigerian posters on here equip themselves well. There’s one who is obviously warped but allow rendering it down to where he’s from.

Most posters on here are argumentative, same way most ignore Red’s drunk-like ramblings, and Pitbulls Brock Lesnar impersonations – just ignore who annoys you.

Michael24

Hopefully those days are long behind us.

Gulp!!

mysticleaves

“Cos our players were taking selfies in ice baths, while City had players of use in the WC?”

Would rather feel fresh at beginning of season than look knackered and like asking for a rest.

I mean Walker said all he did and it could be interpreted as passion but its medically and physically not sound

Leftsidesanch

Mystic, those reasons aren’t enough to expect to beat them. Might be time to exercise some realism in that optimism you got going on there.

Marko

Well considering we are coming from a season where we conceded 51 ( Not 65 Marko please stick to facts) that would be an improvement. I was talking all competitions we conceded 60+ goals the last two seasons. I can only find Emery’s league stats for Valencia but considering they kept getting knocked out of the group stages of the champions league I’d imagine his teams were conceded 50+ goals in all bar the season he finished 3rd with David Villa and co. Certainly his Sevilla days he shipped a worrying amount of goals. Point is hoping his tactics will… Read more »

Dissenter

Welbeck on the year of his contract is worth at least 10 million
Perez’s asking price was only 4 million

Someone explain to me why we sold Perez and not Welbeck?
Why didn’t we sell both?

It’s just drip, drip, drip
Small mistakes, yes…eventually they’ll add up.

Receding Hairline

WengersSweeties

This guy likes to act all grown up but he is anything but

He rolled in here on the day Wenger announced his departure to declare all was well in the world, at least Marko makes his argument without any reference to Wenger , he on the other hand cannot seem to live in the present

gambon

At the end of the day, we are almost certainly going to be in a 4 way battle with UTD, CHelsea, and Spurs for 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th place. We cant win the PL. The team that wins the PL almost always scores the most, often concedes the least, and almost always has the best GD. We wont have any of them. Liverpool, if they perform out of their skins, are the only team that can challenge City for that. I actually think we will score the most out of that group of 4 teams, so I guess its all… Read more »

Michael24

Leftsidesanch

Are you Nigerian then?

HighburyLegend

“This is why I wanted Arteta.”

lol GoH, you’re a big Wilshere fan ??
Because Arteta would’ve probably offer him a new deal.

Marc

mystic

It can also be interrupted as shit I could lose my place and not get it back. Competition for places is good but it’s poor management to drive players to do things that could affect fitness etc.

Harry Kane looked fucked to me in the later stages of the world cup and I don’t mean after extra time. If he were to get a serious injury (3 months out) the Spud’s would be fucked.

HighburyLegend

“We cant win the PL. ”

Didn’t know that we were supposed to be title contenders so soon…

mysticleaves

leftside, so you think Man city will beat us? Good for you. I don’t think so I and will love to be right.

Marko, of course Tactics alone won’t fix our defence but it will surely improve it, you will see. We needed better than we have now though.

Receding Hairline

Are you Nigerian then?

So that you can insult him later and invite gambon to back u up??

Marko

I have already posted his Valencia stats, your wing man has seen to that with his Nigerian obsession

You left out the season they conceded 50 league goals 60+ in total though…

Leftsidesanch

Mystic, I’m not sure about Sunday. I make City the favourites but there are a lot of uncertainties with us moving forward which makes it exciting. I have no idea, or even a hint of how it may go.

Marko

Yea the same french league where you have jizzed up your undergarments watching Fabinho and Ndombele

Players… manager… same difference really

Michael24

Leftsidesanch

There’s a massive difference between those that annoy and those that vilify.

More specifically, those that vilify and get a warped pleasure out of doing it.

These, you don’t ignore, but deal with appropriately.

Leftsidesanch

Michael24

Indeed. I’m South London born and raised by my folks are Nigerian.

Deez_Nutz'92

I guess the good news is that Emery is used to working under restraint budget. That may explains why Stan hired him.

Emery spent circa £40m not forgetting free agent llorente who was on fire then plus Negredo and immobile who were all firing on all cylinders.

We can all judge him in May. 🙂

mysticleaves

Marc, yea, but we know Walker ain’t losing his place in that city team if he had missed CS and taken a more proper rest.

Leftside, those uncertainties could land us a win Sunday. the X factor. I look for to that game

Dissenter

Guns of H “When two keepers have just set world records, you have to wonder why we got ours so cheaply. There is a reason for that.” You are impervious to reasoning, aren’t ya? You said the same thing yesterday and you were gently corrected by all. Bilbao finished 16th in La Liga last season with the goal keeper with the tag of “most expensive” between the sticks. I bet you would be having a sustained orgasm now had Leverkursen set a release clause of 60 million. The reason Kepa went from 17 million in January 2018 to 70 million… Read more »

gambon

Ha

Kike Marin saying Arsenal have offered £90m for Dembele, and its up to the player.

More chance of Barry Chuckle signing.

Michael24

Recediing

You have to distinguish between ribbing and insulting.

I’ll only attack the vilifiers, of which there is really on one on this blog.

We all know who he is/was.

Cesc Appeal

Marc Yeah that is a good point. Midfield wise I think Chelsea look really good, but there are questions over Sarri’s defensive ability in the EPL and as you say the whole ST issue for them. United and Spurs will struggle I think. It may be that we can get to 4th with this team, I think that is the goal, then as of next summer start trying to make the next step up, the summer after the next step up etc. Happiness with were we were and stagnation as a result is the cause of our decline. You know,… Read more »

Dissenter

*Never in their wildest dreams did the think some idiot club in London will come in to match it.

Marko

Kike Marin saying Arsenal have offered £90m for Dembele, and its up to the player.

…oh Kike…can he do a job at LB

Michael24

Leftsidesanch

Nice to know.

So you should get the homebrew ribbing then?

Cheers.

Leftsidesanch

I think I said the other day, there will probably be one of these phantom intelligence insulting bids to make it look like we were trying for Dembele. If we were actually doing so, why wait until now?

Michael24

Do your thing, its all jokes and never personal on here!

Marc

What are the odd’s of ManU shitting themselves and giving Levy what he wants for Alderweireld?

Michael24

My daily work is based around Victims Support.

I’m afraid it’s in the blood.

Morally and ethically bad/vile/ corrupt people need to brought down a peg or two.

Social media is a haven for so many.

Don’t you agree.

Dissenter

Last season the best seven goal keepers in La Liga were Ter Stegen, Oblak, Gerónimo Rulli [Sociedad], Navas and Neto [Valencia], [Asenjo Villareal] and Diego Lopez [Espanyol]. This is not in any order.
This Kepa kid would have been described as upcoming or best young keeper.
At best he’s an excellent POTENTIAL.
No notable goal keeping pundit would have even dropped his name amongst La liga’s best keepers for last season. His team was leaking goals like crazy.

UTarse

“Victorious im calling you out. You’ve copied and pasted that paragraph word for word off another site.Why?”

No response 12 year old FRAUD ?

Receding Hairline

Last season the best seven goal keepers in La Liga were Ter Stegen, Oblak, Gerónimo Rulli [Sociedad], Navas and Neto [Valencia], [Asenjo Villareal] and Diego Lopez [Espanyol]. This is not in any order.
This Kepa kid would have been described as upcoming or best young keeper.
At best he’s an excellent POTENTIAL.
No notable goal keeping pundit would have even dropped his name amongst La liga’s best keepers for last season. His team was leaking goals like crazy.

Marko what say you to the above? He is after all arguably the best young goal keeper in Europe

Dissenter

Kike Marin should get his records straight
He should have remembered that we bid 92 million for Lemar on the deadline of last summers window.
Where did that extra 2 million go?

Marko

Last season the best seven goal keepers in La Liga were Ter Stegen, Oblak, Gerónimo Rulli [Sociedad], Navas and Neto [Valencia], [Asenjo Villareal] and Diego Lopez [Espanyol]. This is not in any order. This Kepa kid would have been described as upcoming or best young keeper. No notable goal keeping pundit would have even dropped his name amongst La liga’s best keepers for last season. His team was leaking goals like crazy. Sociedad, Sevilla and Villarreal conceded more than Bilboa last season. And Diego Lopez, Asenjo and Sergio Rico are Spanish and yet Kepa is considered Spain’s number two. Funny… Read more »

Marc

Sky Sports News

“So many deals so little time”

What fucking deals?

Dissenter

Marko
The point being that the 17 million Kepa would have gone for in January is the true footballing value.

Receding Hairline

Sociedad, Sevilla and Villarreal conceded more than Bilboa last season. And Diego Lopez, Asenjo and Sergio Rico are Spanish and yet Kepa is considered Spain’s number two. Funny that

Yea number two with a total of one Spain senior team appearance ..funny that

Dissenter

Marko
I get the impression that you’re camped out in front of the Emirates right now tuned into sky sports on your mobile.
You just love transfers, don’t you 🙂

salparadisenyc

Well thats looks to be that, with Rambo signage.

What we reckon our best starting XI is then?

For me Emery has some pretty key decisions to make throughout the XI that will set tone, does he shunt PEA out wide to accommodate Laca or play him in his more natural position in middle. Does he shoehorn Miki, Ozil and Rambo into same lineup.
Leno or Cech?

We shall see, personally I’m hoping for players played in natural positions with more ruthlessness, meaning some names with be on the bench.

Marko

The point being that the 17 million Kepa would have gone for in January is the true footballing value

Oh that’s your point because it looked like you were saying he was the 7th best keeper in la liga last season

Marko

Yea number two with a total of one Spain senior team appearance ..funny that

He’s just 23 with two full seasons as number one and he’s behind the best or second best GK in the world…what do you expect

Marko

I get the impression that you’re camped out in front of the Emirates right now tuned into sky sports on your mobile.
You just love transfers, don’t you

We’re talking about how you think Kepa was the 7th best keeper in la liga last season and that’s what you come away with?

Marc

Is it possible that ManU have decided that Mourinho is not the man to take ManU forward and are limiting any signings to those deemed as having resale value knowing that they’ll have grounds to sack him in a couple of months?

Receding Hairline

He’s just 23 with two full seasons as number one and he’s behind the best or second best GK in the world…what do you expect

You were the one who made out being a non playing number 2 in Spain’s national setup was a big deal. I think Reina would even get the pick before him if indeed De Gea isn’t available

Marc

Sal

Before we can pick a team we need a formation, I think we’ll see a bit of a mix between 4-2-3-1 and 4-3-3.

Jacko

Ornstein reckons the Ramsey deal is not even close.

salparadisenyc

Loving the ITK twitter comp, the ORN coming in and rubbishing Kike’s tweet pretty quick there.

Dissenter

Everyone who follows La Liga would know that the best goal keepers in that league are foreign.
The teams that qualified for the CL last season; Barca, Atletico, Real and Valencia, all have foreign goal keepers starting.
Which is why there’s a lot of hype anytime a promising young Spaniard looks the part.
Good luck to Chelsea. We will all watch it as it happens.

Marko

You were the one who made out being a non playing number 2 in Spain’s national setup was a big deal

And you were the one implying one cap means he is probably shit

KAY Boss

I get the point where some posters are worried about Emery’s defensive record. But come to think of it, can one outscore it’s opponent regular and still win the league? example
say arsenal 3 Man.City 2. The problem is it’ll be difficult for teams to always outscore consistently.
All in all this management team deserves a chance.
Every good meat has a bile attached to it.

Dissenter

Ornstein needs his ass whooped
Pictures have leaked already showing Ramsey doing his photo shoot and interview.
The club is going to present this as a transfer day delight and steer the conversation to “the best transfer signing was Ramsey”. They did the same with Ozil’s extension in January.
I don’t know why we all swallow what these “journos” tweet.

salparadisenyc

Marc

True that.. hence my not putting up a formation.
It’s all questions.

Interesting Orn saying Rambo not close, classic Arsenal. So much has change!
Loaning Chambers, letting Rambo run down… unless we sell him abroad before Euro window shut.

Really castrating having English window close before Europe, silly.

raptora

Marc,
Mouninho this summer appeared oddly similar to Conte from last summer. I rate Conte much higher but I reckon both were extremely upset by how little their superiors are willing to spend. We know how the story ended for Conte. Jose will have to last the whole season if he wants to repeat Conte’s feat of this past 2017/18, which appears highly unlikely.

In hindsight his team is more balanced than ours. Although not sure how much money he would have needed in order really compete vs Pep and City. Probably why United have not spend as much.

Marc

raptora

Couple of things – I think Mourinho will be gone by the new year. As for their team being more balanced – maybe but we finished closer to ManU than ManU finished to City.

Guns of SF

Ornstein claiming dembele bid is false. Oh well

We will struggle with our lack of speed and third scorer this season

Duzie

Highbury,

I implied that the window was incomplete. A step-up from Le Fraud though.

azed

Team Nigeria just love arguing, its fucking mental.

Literally spend all day every day on here going after everyones opinion on everything.

Not true.

Dissenter

Ornstein somehow believes he has some sacred responsibility to shoot every false rumor down.
Only Ornstein can corroborate an Arsenal deal, minutes before the club confirms

KAY Boss

Do people still harbour hope for any in comings?

Please that lot should kill it, bcos nothing is happening!!

WengerEagle

Silver lining is that United and Spurs have done fuck all to strengthen I suppose…

Still pretty fucked off we didn’t even try for a centre half or a wideman.

Dissenter

gambon drops a line about “team Nigeria” and you swallow that hook down to your belly.

Move on. You’re dignifying that nonsense by even responding.
It’s not like anyone is acting in concert to post on Legrove..

UTarse

Azed,
Can you recall what our bet was about ? I can’t find it anywhere !

Victorious

Micheal24
‘My daily work is based around Victims Support.’

In other words, I’m a geriatric with absolute no semblance of a working life but since I have no use of my time I’d rather come on a blog on a daily basis full of strangers to save humanity and victims of internet abuse.

Good work man, bless your effort

raptora

I love them effing “journalists”:

@MichelleOwen7 21 mins ago
As reported on @SkySportsNews it’s my understanding Harry Arter is still in Bournemouth and trained this morning, a deal to move to #CardiffCity looks unlikely.

@MichelleOwen7 10 mins ago
Harry Arter is on his way to Cardiff City from Bournemouth as things stand for his medical. Loan move. More @SkySportsNews #deadlineday

………………………………………..

WengerEagle

Mad how Jose can’t get a CB through the door, Maguire is basically begging United and Mina is available.

As if Simeone was ever going to sell them Godin, lol.

Marko

However, Ornstein says Lemar was willing to make the move back then.

“Perhaps it’s quite confusing to a player who was being chased by Arsenal in the summer and it’s our understanding that he did say he would join Arsenal,” Ornstein said on BBC Radio 5 Live.

“He was prepared to make the move. “But when that interest ended, it was almost like it was put to bed.

“And on the final day of the window, you’re possibly back on.

“So, how does that affect your mindset as a player?”

useroz

However it’s put resigning Ramsey isn’t ambition, unless he’d he’d flocked for more in the Jan/ next TW. Oh, forgot there wasn’t real interest for our self proclaimed world class striker! But we allegedly pay him 225 pw?? Ffs. What had Ramsey produced over t last 3 or 5 years with way more than average injury down time compared to elite players at 200k pw level. But then, we extended Xhara , El neny,and keep Welbeck and the Arsenal@heart Jenk… If the snake is getting equity @Milan, no way he’d stay here.; would you? Looks like Wolves + fulham bought… Read more »

salparadisenyc

Dissenter totally agree, think game has changed a bit for him regarding the Arse.

Don’t for a second think Dembele coming but in terms of ITK twitter journos I’d put more stock in Kike opposed the legendary Orn for all things Arenal whilst Emery’s here.

Those two have a history, Kike really the only one to call Emery taking job, well before anyone else. While Ornstein was nowhere.

Doesn’t change fact there all bottom feeders.

WengerEagle

Zinchenko is a foolish boy.

Pulled out of the Wolves move who look to be pursuing an ambitious project over there in order to count the splinters up his arse backing up Walker, Mendy, Danilo and Delph.

Dream10

Everton want to complete deals for Zouma and Mina in the next hour.

WengerEagle

Is Zouma still at Stoke?

Shame about his injuries, was a brilliant prospect.

Sanmi

Guns

‘We will struggle with our lack of speed and third scorer this season’,

How can guns claim we lack speed because we aren’t signing dembele? What the fuck was that?

Auba, lacazette, Bellend, Torreira, iwobi even fucking welbeck, no speed?

We have no single slow forward

WengerEagle

Think he meant to say lack of dribblers/ 1 vs 1 specialists rather than pure speed.

I mean even Walcott was rapid.

UTarse

12 year old FRAUD,
Still no response ?

Rambo Ramsey

Our roster in defense is a travesty. This is almost Wenger-level neglect from the new ‘team’.

Fvck me, even Wenger always had a solid 7.5/10 reliable CB in Koscielny.

Sanmi

Useroz
‘What had Ramsey produced over t last 3 or 5 years with way more than average injury down time compared to elite players at 200k pw level.’

Don’t be clueless, without Ramsey you’d have no fa cup in last 3 yrs. He literally won 2.
He was the go to man in big games, always scored when it mattered

Dream10

Wenger Eagle

Think he is back at Chelsea.

With other teams buying CBs, I am petrified thinking about CBs. The two that worry me the most are Holding and Sokratis. Lord help us when they are paired together.

Dissenter

Wenger Eagle,
“Zinchenko is a foolish boy.

I saw that. He said the staying to “fight for his place”
He won’t even make the bench consistently. Wolves aren’t going down, that’s for sure. The have a good manager and an exciting project going on. They have become the Iberian team of England.

Besides Cardiff, I don’t think anyone can comfortably name a relegation bound team this season.

WengerEagle

Yeah tbh unless Mavropanos turns out to be a revelation this season it’s pretty difficult to defend the defensive recruitment this summer.

Sanmi

WengerEagle,

Can you remind me the dribbled in the spurs team?

Sanmi

*dribbler

Victorious

utASS

The beauty of Legrove stems from frauds like you blessing us with earth shattering insights all day everyday on here

good to once again read your intelligent and wonderful contributions on footie, cheers

gambon

Victorious

Care to explain why you’re plagiarizing posts from other forums?

Marko

Is Zouma still at Stoke?

Chelsea