Arsene Wenger had a mad bit of banter in the press.
Firstly, he shared with you what I told you as soon as he was booted… you know, that he was booted.
“The timing was not really my decision. And for the rest I’ve spoken about it already.”
Shortly after the press, he likely landed a call from HR. Then his tune changed.
“After reaching agreement about my departure, I was happy for the club to decide when to announce,” the statement said .”I wish to make it clear the timing of the announcement was right.”
In America, when you’re fired or asked politely to leave, they make you sign a ‘I won’t be salty in the media’ agreement. One would assume Stan gave Wenger the £9m on the proviso he keeps his mouth shut and doesn’t make life hard for Ivan and the new manager coming in.
Pretty amusing. Also amusing for all the sycophants that believed Wenger left without taking severance.
Patrick Vieira slipped into some sexy panties and flaunted his career desires all over the media today.
“It’s an honour to be mentioned with Arsenal – I love the club. I played my best football there and made my name in the game.”
“I am always going to have a deeper relationship with Arsenal. That is not enough to coach that team but I’m ready to coach any side in Europe.”
I love Patrick, I truly do. He’s a warrior, a leader, and a smart man. However, I just can’t get onboard with him coming to the club. Some of the papers are saying he’s Wenger’s pick… there’s simply no way the club are going to roll with the kiss of death from an ex-manager, and look, his record is hardly impressive.
His New York club don’t play great football, they’re hardly dominant, and the caliber of the game over here is absolute pony. I’d love to have him join the staff in a coaching capacity, but there’s no way he’s ready for the Arsenal role. If you’re coming in as a risk, you have to have some sort of prodigal talent that stands you out, a 45% win rate in MLS for one of the richest teams isn’t good enough.
I’d say he could run the academy, but Per Mertesacker is taking on that duty. I was a bit rude about his appointment a few months ago, but apparently, I need to be thrashed for uttering such concerns. The BFG has been landing glowing reports from people around the club for his leadership skills behind the scenes. He’s been working with the kids, keeping spirits high and just being an all-round total hero. Apparently we’d be in much worse shape if he weren’t there.
When it comes to the emotional intelligence I spoke about yesterday, there’s no doubt that he has that in abundance. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bad word said about him. After reading that incredibly candid interview of him in Kicker, and hearing his taking responsibility for a broken Arsenal, I am very excited to see what he can do.
Someone was trying to convince me that Andries Joncker represented success during his time in the academy. One FA Cup youth final that was lost and an U23 league win being proof. That isn’t success people. Success is bringing through elite talent. We have young players at the club, but I wouldn’t say much of that is about our academy. You can talk about Nelson, Nketiah and Willock. But I could point you to a whole host of young talent that had lots of excitement back in the day but never made it. Bartley, Watt, JET, Lansbury, Simpson, Sunu were all exciting in 2009, where did they end up?
Southampton has a successful academy. That’s what we should model our dreams on.
Anyway, talking of dreams, how about the Arsene Wenger farewell tour dream of going all the way for the Europa League #BackDoorTopFour push? The press asked Simeone whether Diego Costa was coming to play, or to just scare the Arsenal players.
“Knowing Diego, I think all of those apply to him,”
“In England and Spain, many teams have suffered at the hands of Diego. It is not just Arsenal.”
Look, I’m just going to put it out there, last time we saw Costa he was buried in Rob Holding’s pocket in the FA Cup final. He’s not scary anymore. Right? Come on? I’m right? No?
Ok, there’s a slight worry Costa is going to drop us over his knee and spank us, but it’s not a certainty he’ll start. I do think Simeone might be tempted to start him. His side are great at home having won 10 of 11 games with 10 clean sheets, however, away from home, they’ve conceded in each of their last 8 and they haven’t won in their last 4 games.
If Arsenal has a chance, it’s tonight at home. Our fortress. Our safe space. The place where dreams are made. Kind of…
This is massive for the players. They’re not playing for their holidays, they’re playing for their careers. The players are more than capable of lifting their game for the big occasion, we saw that in the incredible FA Cup final last season. They need to bring that magic to the ground tonight.
Ramsey is on the same page as me…
“It’s a massive motivation, to put the emotional side to one side and use it to go on and win this trophy for him.
It’d be a great way to go. I think Atleti will be coming for a 0-0, knowing we’re there for the taking in the away leg. I’d hope Arsenal go all out to ruffle their feathers. I’d love to see Danny W have another blinder, his form since returning has been excellent and he is an absolute man-monster to deal with when he’s tuned into the game. Ramsey needs to bring beast mode and show the whole of Europe he’s the hottest Welshman this summer. You’d also hope Lacazette can continue his free-scoring. Maybe a bit extra in it for him after his move there failed?
We also need a focused game from our defence. Ospina will start, which is about as worrying as Cech starting, so no loss there. Whoever makes up the rest need to focus. I really don’t want to lose this game on a stupid Koscielny error, or a rush of blood from Mustafi.
Winning Europa might change the type of manager we hire. The frontrunner according to the press is now Luis Enrique. I’d not be upset, the guy has won the Champions League, he’ll massively elevate how we play, and he’ll bring a discipline and intensity we’ve lacked for years. My worry is he’s not the best candidate. He’s not a bad one. I just think if we’re dishing out £15m a year, it should go on Allegri.
I also think that it’s a massive risk giving the club to someone who has dealt with the best of the best. Doing amazing things with amazing players is a talent, don’t get me wrong. But we don’t have amazing players, we have average resources, and we’re a major rebuilding project.
Shouldn’t we be looking for coaches doing a lot with a little? Read about Jardim here and tell me he’s not perfect? He’s used to working under tough conditions, he’s a master of developing young players (a critique of Enrique is he didn’t bring through players), and he gives you all the attacking flair of #WengerBall. If not him, then Nagelsmann and Tedesco are doing great things with limited budgets.
We need great ideas, not a prestige coach. We are not Barcelona. I worry that Raul S might be in danger of trying to recreate Barcelona on a budget. Wenger tried that post 2006. It didn’t work out.
Anyway, that’s a story for another day, for tonight, we dine in hell… or Piebury Corner before the match, making sure we get into the ground on time.
Don’t be tardy, and know I am jealous as one can be that I’m not there with you! x
Defunct defending ffs
Greiz cud easily put it to the top corner fr there
We are invited them to attack us.
We’re so bad…..no one could tackle Thomas
Mustafi again.
I’m all for having a dig but hate it when players smash it over the bar from 35 yards. keep it low, test the keeper, look for a deflection. also take it in a bit closer. to score from there it would have to be goal of the season. fucking Xhaka
They really don’t look like they have 10 men.
Our players better be careful. AM players dropping on first touch/chance. Mustafi just so untidy…
AM reversing the tide a bit too much for comfort
Nil nil @HT is a failure
This is starting to look exactly like an Arsenal European match.
Unable to take advantage.
We need to win this thing 2-0 or 3-0 to have a chance in the 2nd leg.
If we don’t win decisively tonight then we don’t decide to be playing in the CL next season.
Hope Ramsey and Monreal didn’t fight for the right to shoot there
Better xhara skys a shot than these tippi tappi … ends up losing it anyway
Not good enough
I wish Auba could play!!!
Costa going to love it when he comes on.
how on earth are we not ahead by at least 2 goals?
Atletico love this type of games because they know how to defend. They faced these situations all the time in the season the won La liga.
Took AM 25 mins with 10 men to realise they’re actually still the best team in the pitch.
Everything thats wrong with Arsenal tonight.
Wenger doesnt care about actually scoring goals, or keeping clean sheets, he just likes it when we play nice little passing triangles in midfield.
What I’m seeing is Lacazette not doing the basics. Welbeck is taken a touch and laying off but Laca is trying to do too much like wanting to dribble past players in the box all the time.
F*cking Oblak.
Wilshere is basically us playing with 1 man down .
Rarely creates , rarely scores and can’t read the game .
We are mssing Auba.
Imagine if Arsenal were down to 10 men after 12 minutes.
Last time that happened was in the 2006 CL final at the Stade de France
Laca seems to to able to hold his ground in the box surrounded by 2 or 3 with his neat footwork.. and one mishap by AM defenders and a pen.
We clearly deserve more on this first half.
Considering our legendary luck, we will probably concede a goal…
Great save from Ospina by the way.
I would commit Ramsey to a 100% attacking role in the second half.
The problem is Wilshere doesn’t have the legs to track runners to break counters so it’s just like playing 10.5 vs 10
“Atletico love this type of games because they know how to defend. They faced these situations all the time in the season the won La liga.”
Exactly my point.
Make wilshere captain and yes give him a pay rise
We had to score in the first half
They can now re organise at half time
The diving you are about to see will be Olympic standard
Griezeman up there with Tom Daley.
2-0 final score
All we need is a 1-0 win. Score one over there and they need 3.
Welbeck 2 goals Pierre?
JaffaApril 26, 2018 20:08:22
The diving you are about to see will be Olympic standard
Like the ones from Lacazette and Monreal
In the first half?
Same song
Is he gay then .?
I know he has a dandruff problem that may scare suitsble boys …
Simeone teams know how to defend better than anything else. I hope I was wrong with my prediction of 0-0 but that’s all atleti will play for now. Just hope we get a lucky break, we need the rub of the green for fucking once.
I thought we were supposed to be good at passing.
The ref will give them a pen …
Welbeck and Laca static up top.
Diver RS
Piss poor passing.
Bring el nieny on
The 2nd half diving will be worse than this.
https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/936999582839345152
There can be no fatigue excuse tonight.
The art of defending.
Half the team looks like we are losing at Stoke instead of tied in the Europa Semis up a man.
Wiltshire to slow bringing the ball out:
Think w3 should throw Eddie on
Need a goal poache4 on there for the one chance we will get
Shame we have nothing on the bench, offensively.
This is a Giroud off the bench scenario.
Could be Eddie’s night.
We have been poor tonight.
We are so lucky Wenger was finally sacked, imagine another season of this frustrating shit
Jacks up set the rhythms
I’ll take a 1-0 win but it will look like a calamitous defeat under these circumstances.
There are Wenger devotees ready to dump the blame on the club for announcing his exit before the semis
Great cross from Jack!!!
Please please please let that open the floodgates.
Goooooooool!
About time too.
Great ball jack
Beautiful header
Bamford – I thought laca was a midget
Terrible mistake by Griezman
I was just writing a post slagging Lacazette off for getting too involved in the interplay and not goal hanging.
Lacazette was 17/1 to score a header at HT.
Laca great hang-time. The guy jump.
Giroud-like goal by Laca
Good early cross from Jack.
Great cross from Jack and a fantastic header from Laca, not bad for a little fella:)
Xhaka HAD to make the tactical foul there.
The guy can* jump.
Crowd is the loudest I have heard for months.. it’s a nice change.
Like I said, I’ll take a 1-0 victory
We can go and play them in the second leg.
Jafa
Imagine if Wenger had left a decade ago
Get Eddie on for Danny
We need another to put real pressure on them.
Happy for Laca, hasn’t had the easiest of adjustments to the BPL, this would be a great win tonight and moment for him personally.
C”mon. Just a couple more.
Bad luck Laca. Feet or two off
Better from Arsenal the last couple minutes.
He was laca salmon for the goal….
There’s yer headline in the morning
We really need a 2nd goal, or we’ll massively in the shit for the away leg against 11 men.
Good finish from Lacazette.
Arsenal had their flurry. It’s gonna be sideways tippy-tappy for the rest of the game until another short flurry at the end. We’re not scoring again, let’s just hope nothing is conceded at least.
Sancho
There is still plenty of football to be played.
And they are tiring also.
1-0 is not going to be enough…
I am actually better at football than Wellbeck. Fact.
He is a bit quicker than me I admtit
1. Don’t concede the away goal.
2. Put more than one past a team down to 10 men.
I think we’ll do the first, but not the second.
As I highlighted earlier Laca trying to do too much head down pass the ball.
Not sure a 1-0 lead will be enough, expecting an intimidating atmosphere in Madrid.
We could have easily won by a couple of goals tonight, will likely come back to haunt us.
Banter
Friggin’ defense.
It was nice while it lasted.
FFS Danny…
Tie over.
Kos again.
Koz, you stinking mug.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool are you shitting us?
laughing my ass off….joke!!!!
Classic Wenger goal.
Sums up the last 10 years perfectly.
Welbeck is so frustrating – every time he gets the ball he never attacks and goes forward – always pulls it back……
Kos again. I actually don’t want him here next season.
Shocking defending as usual we are like babies mentally in Europe ffs
We’ll lose 3-0 in the away leg. Costa to score within 10 mins.
Atletico away goal as I type. game over. wenger can’t fuck off quick enough.
Koz,you are finished.