Arsenal vs Southampton – everything is a bit ‘meh’

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A bit of a nothing game against Southampton today. It’s at home, where we’re unbeaten in 22 games against them. They are also very deep in a relegation battle.

That said, Arsenal are having big problems focusing when games don’t matter. Burnley are right up our backsides again, with just 2 points in it (they have played one more games than us), so if we don’t want further humiliation, it’d make sense for us to try and create some daylight.

The Southampton story is an interesting one this year. They’ve relied heavily on their neverending supply of talented kids, along with their keen eye for scouting to see them through absolutely brutal summers. That strategy isn’t a long-term one, and this year, it initially seemed like they’d hired poorly, but now it just looks like they sold too many players and recruited badly. Puel went to Leicester and they’re having a solid season (despite losing to Newcastle yesterday), whilst the Saints flirt hard with relegation.

The game also carries a pointless milestone for us… if we win, it’d take our win total at the Emirates to 150. What a moment, bust me out a party popper and let’s celebrate with an expensive pint of Carlsberg.

Injury news is Mikki will not be making it, due to an injury on Thursday. Ospina wouldn’t be making it anyway, but he’s also injured. Southampton are missing Lemina, a player linked with us last year.

I’m hoping to see another rampaging Aaron Ramsey game. His season is looking like a fine one. As much as I love watching him devastate shite teams, I really think we should be looking to sell him in the summer at top whack. Replace him with someone who can maintain fitness all the time. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but I do think the fanbase are desperate to grab onto anything, and I’m just not quite sure I’m a believer.

No doubt in a smarter system, we’d get to see his true potential. If the Welshman has any sense, he’ll flee Arsenal if Wenger is offered a new deal. There is no excuse for wasting your prime years under the failing Frenchman, unless of course no one else will give you the money you want… then you’re not really in it for the right reasons. So whatever.

Right, that’s me done. Enjoy the game, we’ll be recording a podcast for your ears on Monday morning.

SEE YOU IN THE COMMENTS.

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Marko

Kay I hear you but Lacazette is literally back two games from a couple months out

Kay

Had we gone 352. Bellend and sead can atleast pump in crosses.

Guns of Hackney

Arsene has literally cloned 10 David Batty’s. He was the side pass master.

Iwobi is a dead eyed gizmoid.

Dissenter

We are one goal down at home, yet there is ZERO urgency.
No one knows what to do.

ArseneisaFraud

Just walked into the pub to see that we are 1-0 down to Soton…. read up SSN to find out that apparently Mustafi and Bellerin were at fault. Not surprised at all that once again they were the prime suspects.

Dissenter

How many shots at goal have we had?

Goona

The defending for that goal was schoolboy quality….there is fuck all communication in the team

Wenker-wanger

Moscow could’ve and should’ve scored 4 last game. Southampton, a rubbish outfit have just scored.
Wengers-arsenal are an unimpressive team, with a defense that’s badly organised and unassertive. Wenger hasn’t a clue about defending and unwilling to hand over specific defensive coaching to Steve bould.
This selfish, arrogant horrible deluded wanker will not leave our club until he is sacked. Where is the dignity in that? He s clearly taking the club down, why not concede that in the best interests of the club, he should step down?
It’s about him, not the club, the team and fans.

Guns of Hackney

Do these fans go to the game to deliberately sit in deathly silence?

Mind boggling.

TonyD

Oh well only another 3 years of this

Guns of Hackney

You can actually hear the grass growing.

Dissenter

We are playing like we are trying to wind down the clock

Guns of Hackney

Boom. Get the three year deal signed.

raptora

Nice goal has to be said. Auba is good.

Bamford10

The players have absolutely no idea what to do with the ball in the final third, and no one in this XI is creative enough to open Southampton up himself.

Marko

Can’t blame Bellerin.

I love it when the camera pans to the rested Arsenal players sitting in the stands. Barely staying awake.

Auba on 27 goals for the season now

Dissenter

Auba’s ball control is absolutely delicious

Arsene's Nurse

That’s better. When we try and play football rather than kicking it sideways all the time we get results.

Bamford10

Nice. Well done, Auba.

Marko

Nice goal has to be said. Auba is good.

Don’t tell TR7 that he still thinks he’s shit and Lacazette is better. Lacazette prior to his injury and his last two games had 8 goals in the season so 8 in his first 4/5 months. Auba has 6 league goals since joining in January

steve

Welshit to get a new long term deal now. *smh*

Marko

Like I personally have seen enough from Laca and Auba to suggest the next manager won’t be walking into such a doom and gloom situation. Massive rebuilding job in defence and midfield for sure but there’s enough in the striking department to be confident going forward with. Just a new manager away from addressing these issues

raptora

Marko,
Laca’s shocking stat was 1 goal in 13 games. 9 of them in the EPL.

Danny “Deflected goal” Welbeck has done it again.

Dissenter

Perfect Welbeck goal, probably a double deflection.

Leftsidesanch

That was actually good from Welbeck.

Arsene's Nurse

Has Welbeck ever scored a clean goal? He always gets deflections other than tap ins or miss-kicks the ball. I’ve never seen him strike the ball cleanly and it hit the back of the net without hitting someone else.

Marko

New contract for Welbeck on the cards

ArseneisaFraud

Well once again Welbz has kinda scored a goal, thanks to the Soton players’ heel.

mysticleaves

“Not everyone finds it impressive a coach winning the PL after buying a billion pound team.”

One, it’s fucking stupid to think a manager should earn his strides by working with someone else’s team.

Two, honest question, in a market where an average footballer costs 30-40m how do you not spend hundreds of millions if you want to build a squad?

Dissenter

Hector Belleshit

Guns of Brixton

Welbeck is the deflection king.

Bamford10

Not a bad little run from Welbeck, but I don’t think that shot was doing anything without the deflection. A bit lucky there for Welbeck.

Dissenter

Southampton can just re-register as Liverpool’s feeder team from next season when they are playing in the championship.
That will solve any conflict of interest.

raptora

Cedric Soares is a player I had high hopes for especially after a very strong Euro 16. He hasn’t make much with the talent he has, especially this season. Still better than Bellerin.

Bob

Nelson is the only player that looks world class

Bob

Nelson looks wilshere class

Marko

Madrid derby starting soon

mysticleaves

“Nelson is the only player that looks world class”

Two Bob

Bob

Nelson reminds me of Walcott dies fuck all

raptora

Good shot by Xhaka.

Danny

Bellerin is so useless

Zfree

Do we think Mustafi could be a good player with a defensively well-drilled side, under different management? Or is he just shit

Zfree

Guess it’s kinda irrelevant, at most we are only buying one CB.

Marko

At some point you have to come to terms that Mustafi like Xhaka is shit sure under a different manager and set up it’d stand to reason they’d be less shit cause they’d be playing with proper instructions and better players but Wenger gets a lot of justifiable criticism but he can’t be blamed for some of the basic errors leading to goals and mistakes that both players have in them

Marko

Guess it’s kinda irrelevant, at most we are only buying one CB.

If Wenger is still here then probably and it’ll be underwhelming. If a new manager comes in he’ll want to be successful and get the fans excited with signings

ArseneisaFraud

Marko

If a new manager comes in

But when???!

raptora

Jack Lolshire.

Bob

How shit is wilshere slips by himself

TonyD

At least 2021

Zfree

Wilshere’s Last Stand. Hopefully this is it for him, nail in the coffin with a shit performance here

Paulinho

Nelson already plays like he’s been ‘Wengered’, so can’t imagine how shit he would be if he played regularly.

Zfree

One goal up, what does jack on for Nelson do??

Bob

Wilshere free agent in just over a month and arsenal going to be free of he’s shit performance.

ArseneisaFraud

Thanks Tony for cheering me up…..

TonyD

Clueless Wiltshire

Zfree

I’m not saying Nelson brought much of anything to the match, and shoulda been first subbed off definitely. But why for jack??

Dissenter

Wilshere isn’t that great what all is said and done.
He plays most of the games on his arse. He’s slow and just too ponderous.

Marko

If a new manager comes inBut when???!

That’s the million dollar question isn’t it

Dissenter

Southampton have done enough to get a point from this game.

raptora

Wilshere has some issues at the moment. Looks too shit. He is not that bad of a player but his form is absolutely gone.

Dissenter

Why not save Laca for Thursday and Give Eddie Nkettia a run-in.

raptora

2:2 our team is asleep.

TonyD

AF
Maybe earlier now

Danny

Of coure we’ll catch Chelsea……..
Bunch of losers.

Bob

How many points have arsenal droped when wilshere is on the pitch

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Ha ha didn’t y,all see that coming

TonyD

Chambers showing his defensive class

Goona

Ffs pathetic

Marko

Charlie Austin always scores against Arsenal? Shane Long in dire need of a goal? We’ve got you covered

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Diss

That was the logical decision

Wenger don’t do logic

Dissenter

The club is on life support at the moment.
Everyone is just going through the motions.

ArseneisaFraud

Marko

That’s the million dollar question isn’t it

It is. And that’s what does my head in.

Leftsidesanch

very predictable, commentator said it just before that goal even

useroz

With so much junk on the pitch wot cud we expect?? Iwobi, welbeck, wilshere, elneny,

Look at welneck. Ffs.

JAMES WOOD

WELBZ WOBBLES WANKER

Danny

Welbeck – miss of the season.
Cunt

Dissenter

Hahahaha
Danny Welbeck…still drawing a paycheck from Arsenal.
Freaking donkey.

TonyD

Well wide wide again

Leftsidesanch

Wowzas

Champagne Charlie

Shot Welbz

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

Why didn’t he throw the youngsters on

ArseneisaFraud

Tony

2020… that makes things a bit better….

And Welbz misses a helluva fucking sitter…. so very Welbeck.

JAMES WOOD

Im seeing more and more red plastic.

Danny

Interesting how Wenger didn’t react at all to that miss. He really doesn’t give a shit anymore.

Arsene's Nurse

Welbeck = donkey. The most unnatural striker since the coconut chaser. He just cannot kick a football properly.

Zfree

Off his shin again. The guy cannot make clean contact

R.S.P.C.Arsenal

This is keystone cop football from a Charlie Chaplin manager ,

azed

I guess I’m not missing much by not watching the game.

Danny

At least he headed it this time

Leftsidesanch

good header that time

Dissenter

Mental strength, I guess from Welbz. Still doesn’t excuse that miss.
Iwobi’s cross was excellent.

raptora

Good finish by Welbz.

steve

So annoying no matter how shit we are there will always be enough teams that are just a tad bit shitter to save Wenger.

Danny

Actually Iwobi did well there

Champagne Charlie

Always rated Welbz..

Arsene's Nurse

Welbeck just needs to grow a head where his feet are and he’d be fine.

Zfree

Southampton is so shit. But it won’t surprise me if they score a third

Marko

Don’t care that he scored there that miss before tells you more about that god awful player

useroz

Wot a great performance against an outstanding club with history and all, though temporarily close to being relegated.

TonyD

Maybe AF but 3 year deal for Wellwide now