Well good evening to all you folk in Britain, I know you’re suffering from bad weather and the exciting thought THAT BREXIT WAS RIGGED.
Cambridge Analystica did get me thinking, if I could get Ivan Gazidis and Stan K to play a ‘What sort of leader are you’ Facebook game, maybe I could shift Alexander Nix $50 to run a devious #WengerOut campaign to the board and the #WengerIn fans.
If I’m honest, it’s apparent my #WengerOut campaign skills have been pretty shocking. I needed Bannon and Mercer from the start.
The news today is dominated by United coming in for a whole bunch of Arsenal players this summer. Apparently, Jose wants Hector Bellerin to replace a right back he’s mercilessly bullying. The story goes that Hector is upset by the fanbase. If by fanbase, he means AFTV, he’s fucking deluded. Those guys don’t speak for the fanbase, they speak for themselves. I think Hector is smart enough to know that whilst his performances have been shitty this season, we all love his long hair and resolute attention to detail when it comes to attire.
Also, why the fuck would you go and play for Mourinho? He’s quietly destroying United at the moment. He’s spending all their money, and he’s breaking their best players. Sanchez has been shite since going there, and Paul Pogba is looking incredibly Sunday league this season. I’d love it if we slipped in with a cheeky bid for the Frenchman.
IMAGINE REUNITING HIM WITH ALLEGRI THIS SUMMER!
Another player linked with United is Aaron Ramsey, why? Who knows. Mourinho just dropped £400k a week on Alexis, and he and Rambo do not get along. Mourinho might have turned Ramsey into a player a few years ago, but now? He’d have the same issues he’s having with Paul Pogba.
If Ramsey moves, he’ll go abroad. I can’t imagine many wanting to pitch up at a United that is due to collapse in an 3rd season ego explosion this summer.
Top German journo Raph Honigstein reckons Arsenal bid for Emil Forsberg last season.
“Emil Forsberg has been in and out of the (RB Leipzig) team with injuries, and they’ve really missed him a lot.
“He is still a guy who really wants to go to the Premier League. He was very upset when Arsenal’s offer was turned down straight away by Leipzig.
“I think (Arsenal) will come back in for him because he has got a lot of talent.”
That’s an exciting story. He’s injury prone, which is perfect, and he has a lot of talent. The key to this sort of player is that he’s been educated by a Ragnick inspired Hassenhutl. He’ll know how to play in a pressing system, he’ll be footballistically intelligent.
ALSO, did you see Leipzig beat Bayern at the weekend? Arsenal spoke to their manager last season, and he’s certainly a man to consider when Wenger finally leaves the club.
Right, that’s me done. I HAVE TO WORK.