QUICK POST TIME:
A really outrageous story doing the rounds that Barca are willing to let the HERO SHOW PONY that is 20-year-old Dembele leave this summer so they can fund a deal for the 26-year-old FRENCH WIZARD Griezmann… and Arsenal are going in for him.
I know the new backroom team at the club are talented, but they’re not billionaires. There is no way we’d get anywhere near the needed cash levels to bring in talent of that level. There’s also no way that a player like that loses enough value in one season to merit AFC interest.
Also, imagine how unimpressed Ivan must be.
Sven: I want to recreate the success of Dortmund
Ivan: This sounds great, how?
Sven: By purchasing ex-Dortmund players
Anyway, like I said before, at least our transfer rumours are better these days.
Noooo, not the famous club from back in the day, I’m making reference to Wenger’s apparent request for Mackmyra, fancy Swedish whisky, to be shipped to his room.
“Part of the Mackmyra Moment range, which comprises of expressions made from specially selected casks by their Master Blender, Angela D’Orazio. The Morgondagg (which translates to “morning dew”) release was matured in first fill American oak barrels and ex-Sherry casks. A sweet, fresh and subtly spicy Swedish single malt, packed with fruit, butterscotch and oak spice notes.”
Oh Arsene, you shouldn’t have… especially on a school night.
JACKY BOY NO
Juventus, serial cheapskates, are circling Jack Wilshere. Word has it they’re after Emre Can on a free, along with Mata and Fellaini. If they land our man, that’ll be quite the bargain bucket of a summer.
Not quite sure Jack seems the type to go abroad, but crazier things have happened! <what a bland line that was.
It looks COLD and picturesque. Arsenal are in for a battle this evening. We don’t like places that are uncomfortable, we’re not great at the minnow thing this year, and I’m not sure the players are going to love an artificial pitch. It’ll be a tough game, but I think we’ll have enough to win over two legs.
Shocking that I’m concerned we might not push it over the line in the first game, but Arsenal are what they are these days!
OVER AND OUT WRAP UP WARM. x