This international break is beyond criminal. It’s been so long and painful. I’m off the grid because I’m drowning in work over the next two weeks (I’m also in Portland, Maine which is beautiful). However, I did want to pop back for some LOLz.
Firstly, there will be no Alexis Sanchez at the World Cup next year. His lack of focus at home clearly rolled into his international work. I don’t want to blame him for the entire failure of Chile, but let’s be real, it’s definitely 90% his fault for going against the contract he was offered. At least he’ll be rested for his new club.
Secondly, Duncan Castles, Jose Mourinho’s right-hand man, has said the Portugeeezer has no interest in bringing Mesut to United next summer as he thinks he has more than enough talent already and that the German wouldn’t improve them. Big LOL. Big sad faces for all the Arsenal fans who were dying for him to go there so he could prove all the naysayers wrong (so perverse a notion). Also, sad-faced that they thought there was such a thing as a super mega greatest ever world class player who just struggles with a system that makes him play like he doesn’t care.
The Sun went even further saying no one will pay him close to what he wants, which means he might sign on with us. We shouldn’t sign him on again. He doesn’t care for us. We’ll just be a lifestyle club for him if he does do the deal. Let him go to Besiktas. Looks like those quarterback stats won’t cut it alone in the modern era.
Also, if you see someone passing around the stat about Xhaka having the most passes in the world this season, click that report button on Twitter, and send them DVDs of our last 10 games.
Finally, Aaron also won’t be heading to the World Cup next summer. He had what some were calling a disaster-class against Ireland, and his team were shown the door. Shows how much of Wales falls on the shoulders of the mighty Gareth Bale. Robson Kanu was never going to cut it.
Right, that’s me done… see you TOMORROW x