Quick one this morning because I’m writing this last night, you get me? This podcasting malarkey has me up until 1am whispering into the mic like a radio hobbyist freak… and it’s tiring. But all for you guys. All for you.
Anyway, what do we have to talk about today?
Jack Wilshere says the best player he’s ever played with is Wayne Rooney.
— Jack Wilshere (@JackWilshere) January 22, 2017
Pass me the sick bucket. I mean, let’s be fair, the 7 games he’s played for England over the last few years probably amount to more than the number he played for Arsenal. Watching Wayne destroy Maldova must be a sight to behold.
… but please, better than Cesc? Not for me. Better than Robin Van Persie, please, no way. Better than Adebayor? Not on your nelly.
ROLE MODEL. Oh my, are you kidding?
Comments like that make me think he’s off. Looking at his stats this season, 15 Prem starts, 0 goals and 1 assist… well, you wouldn’t call that ‘I WANT THIS SO BAD’ form, would you?
Our ‘BRITISH CORE’ really have failed with the hype. You’d have to imagine Rambo will slink into average over the next 4 games now he’s not with
Racist Xhaka, then we’ll likely say goodbye to all of them in the summer. Project Youth failed, British Core failed… what are we branding next?
Talking of Xhaka, he racially abused a female stewardess apparently. Called the lady a ‘white f*cking bitch’, which is interesting, considering he’s a white man himself. I mean, very white. Porcelain like. Not sure what he was trying to achieve there. Hopefully the third party, ‘I heard him say this’ element to the story kills it dead. He did have to speak to the police. But the Telegraph said he denied it.
If true, it just adds fuel to the fire of… ‘he ain’t the full package’… jury is out for me, I still think he’ll come good. He had these dunce like problems at BM when he was made captain. He’s just a bit dim, but once you get him playing, he can be a force. Gotta cut out those mistakes and he’ll have to keep a lid on that mouth of his if he’s a secret white hating white man.
Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool dropped out of the League Cup to Southampton after a Shane Long ‘see ya later special’ sent them through. It’s all going wrong up at Liverpool. Their skinny squad is starting to crack under the first signs of pressure. I hate to say it, but I did flag this might happen at the start of the season. He’s not very good at keeping his players fresh and he didn’t help matters by dropping the NET PROFIT this summer when he chose not to spunk like Jose. I’m sure I said it, but he’s a young Wenger. He did make me laugh when he blamed the wind for the loss.
THAT SAID. No point in crowing if you’re an Arsene Wenger fan.
‘Their manager is as disappointing as ours, hooray!’
He beat us at the start of the season and we went out to Southampton earlier than they did. Not just that, but we play the Saints at the weekend. That’s great news for us. Hopefully they’ll be emotionally hungover about reaching their first final since we tanked them 1-0 in 2003. Was that the final Oleg Luzhny was man of the match? Becoming the first ever MOM in an FA Cup final to be sold the next season? I believe it was.
Anyway, an important game for us at the weekend. We’ll be the more prepared, we should be the more motivated and we should take them. That said, they are at home and their manager has a deep squad he’s not afraid to use. However, Wenger likes the cup, he’ll bang out a full team and we should take them down.
Brian Reade of the Daily Mirror is taking a look at what wins you votes these days
LAW AND ORDER AND TIGHTER CONTROLS ON IMMIGRANTS
He has a solution for that pesky Frenchman lording it up on ONE OF OUR BOYS
Brian, wanna see you drop this sort of shit when Pep, Jose or one of the managers who is a bit scarier at prezzers does a handbags.
Also, £200k, bitch please… Arsene has £40m locked away in a Scrooge McDuck castle. He’s laugh at that fine. That’s a couple of nights out for him. I tell you what’d stop this nonsense. Giving refs some help, not making stupid references to how the Danish deter Nik Bendtner from pissing on taxi drivers legs.
Right, that’s me done. Listen to this podcast because I get off on it.