Oh shut up Arsene, stop being a tease on Lacazette…
“I neither confirm or deny interest, if I say that I like the player it starts speculation”
I vaguely seem to remember him making some nice passes when we spanked Lyon in The Emirates Cup. Didn’t Sanogo score a hattrick? Phillipe Auclair has said before he doesn’t feel the Frenchman has what it takes to be an elite.
What he does have is pace and MORE goals in Ligue One than Chamakh had before coming over to sensationalise the Arsenal vision.
23 goals in Ligue One though. Isn’t that, like, getting 4 goals in season of Premier League warm-ups? Even the 34 year old Zlatan managed 900 goals last year. That said, he plays with far better players and against people who are scared of confronting him through fear of becoming a Zlatan ‘no way he did that’ Ibrahimovic meme.
The GUNNERS are confident Wenger will refuse the overtures of ENGURLAND. Apparently, Gareth Southgate refused the job. Thank the lord. I still think it’d be a smart move for Wenger. He could stay in London. He’d still be able to pick up a table at sweet AF restaurants around London. I mean, I’m not sure how a loss in a major tournament would go down… but at least we’d finish a steady top four. Can’t argue that, can you?
Chelsea are offering Hazard for Morata. Quite crazy anyone would use Hazard as a make-weight. That’s one of the best players around, being swapped out for a kid? Crazy…
Madrid are considering Alaba for 65m euros! Incredible fees.
The summer is starting to get exciting… and also sad. We’re the poor kid at Christmas, looking through our rich neighbours window wishing that Occulus Rift was under our tree. Then we look back, and realise, shit, dad is way rich, where the f*ck is my Occulus Rift?
‘The market is crazy son, no way I was shelling out for that.’
‘Shhhhh… enjoy your Sega Megadrive’
Jeez… so upsetting.
It is what it is. Pray some movement is going on behind the scenes. We’ve lost out on two players, that usually means we’ve lost out on our summer.
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