The big stories as we take on a fabulous Tuesday!
1. Hector Bellerin has been called up to the Spain squad. Exciting news for one of my star performers this season. Danny Alves also took a deal with Juve for 3 years, which led to Barcelona dropping a bid for a player they no doubt believe to be their own… Arsenal said no, so did Hector, who for the minute considers his DNA to be firmly IN THE GREATEST CITY ON EARTH YOU HEAR ME BARCA?
2. The hardest name to spell in football, Mkhitaryan, of Dortmund, dropped Tomas Duchel a middle finger as he listens to offers from the Premier League. Raiola, his dastardly agent flippantly told Bild…
“Why would we sign a contract renewal now?”
“Micki has a contract until June 2017 and we are looking at his options for the future.”
Oh you mean bitch (I like that he calls him Micki, ‘HEY MICKI YOU SO FINE’ is MY offering to YOU). Arsenal should be in there, waving some prime £100k a week backside in his face. The guy is pure talent, has some of that other-side-of-Europe grit we’ve lacked and he knows how to respectfully play in a system. He also boasts flexibility of being able to play across the frontline to a level that means he doesn’t fall over the ball unchallenged. WHAT A PLAYER.
3. Alvaro Morata, the player everyone raves about because his stats OUTSIDE goalscoring are superb, has basically been dumped by Madrid who don’t find him as attractive as Auba from Dortmund (who actually scores goals)… and he has offers from the Premier League that he’s liking.
“There are some offers from England that are tempting, not only because of the contract.”
“I think that for my style of play, the Premier League would be a great place to go,”
Damn straight the League of Premier would be tantalising. The fact he’s athletic, mobile, has a great first touch… but lacks decision making / finishing, makes me believe we could do something with him. Arsene needs to summon the powers that gave him the strength to turn Adebayor into something that resembled world class. On a player with better attributes, that could be spectacular. Also, he’s been dumped by Madrid, that might make him angry and score ALL the goals for us.
Great thoughts Pete, great thoughts.
Finally, if you’re one of those people crying over that gorilla that was shot… you’re really one of those people that makes the internet a terrible place. Honestly. Reading comments whinging that a zoo should have negotiated with the animal and risked a 4 year old childs that had been dragged down a moat makes it a little bit easier to take the online abuse you get sometimes. Absolute madness.
OVER AND OUT. x