Happy Sunday everyone. Alex here.
Very quick one from me as its a sunny day and I want to go outside and throw stones at people who play ultimate frisbee.
What’s going on Arsenal wise? I don’t know, I’ve literally given up following football as another Arsenal season wheezes and puffs its way over the finishing line.
Contract negotiations are ongoing with our two superstars. Will they stay? Won’t they? Does it make any difference with our current manager? I’d love to know what’s being promised to them other than money in return for their loyalty:
“Of course Mesut, the club has big ambitions. We want to win everything and feel we can compete with the best. However there is this EU referendum coming up which may make signings a bit tricky. Also Leicester only lost 3 games last season, which if you think about it is statistically really unlikely so it would be tough for us to emulate. But on the plus side some of the lads are gonna play table tennis for this new Citreon promo which should be a right laugh.”
You get my point – a completely made up conversation to reaffirm what you already believe.
We take on Man City today, a game which takes on huge significance if you care whether we finish third or fourth.
I have so many questions for this game, what did Calum Chambers do to Arsene Wenger’s mum that mans he can never play for Arsenal again? Will the game finish early so I can go outside? What colour tie will Jamie redknapp be wearing? Fascinating.
Now I’ve said all this it will probably be the game of the season. Even so it feels sad to be in May again with nothing to play for.
Ok that’s all I have. Hope you have a good day!
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