WHAT A STUPID WEEK.
I worked back to backed 18 hours days + 13hrs plus erryday. SO NOT COOL, BUT, ADVERTS.
I managed to see my favourite team get beaten by Barcelona, so all is cool, right?
Also, if one good thing came out of all of this… it’s that my little cousin led out the team.
I mean, that is pretty f*cking cool. Think he’s dad was a bit jealous, he always spoke of his ambition to be held gently by Big Per.
‘Soothe me Per, with one of those fancy German Christmas carols.’
Anyway, what else do we have?
THE SWISS ARE RUNNING FOOTBALL. Yep, Infantino is now the King of FIFA and we shall bow down to him. I know little about him, however, I have to say, I prefer him to Bahrain royalty linked to oppressive practices. UNLESS, he is oppressing the Swiss. Which I would not be accepting of.
Proof is in the pudding, is anyone at FIFA capable of turning the organsiation around? We’ll see.
I’ll have my own vision of a football organizing body in the back pocket if it all goes wrong…
Absolute banter that the Ox is now out for a few weeks. Him, Theo, Aaron and Gibbs are so broken all the time. Anyway, there are strong rumours that West Ham may make him a target for the summer when they move to their new taxpayer paid stadium. I’d still be against binning him, though I do have to say that I’m really disappointed by his general gashness this season. He needs to up his game. I mean, he doesn’t, he’s English, he’s never more than a year away from a pay rise.
Arsenal announced financial results. We made a loss for the 6 months preceding today. BUT, the rest of the cash will drop in the next financial period. Sir Chips, fresh from throwing shade at the poor of Islington…
“We continue to see robust growth around our commercial revenues and build our support globally through our marketing and media channels. The result for the period has been impacted by a reduction in transfer profits but this reflects the overall stability we have within the squad which, in my view, is a positive factor for the club.”
The profits are lower because we didn’t sell loads of players. Excellent I guess. We still have mega cash in the bank, sitting at a whopping £135m. Nothing we didn’t already know, right?
Can’t wait to head into the summer and be disappointed by the end because the world ran out of quality players to buy.
It’ll be interesting to see if Mourinho, Klopp or Guardiola manage to find good players this summer.
‘WE CAN’T COMPETE WITH OTHER RICH CLUBS WE ONLY HAVE £135M YOU SEE’
Give it a rest already…
Right, I’m so damn tired, have very little idea whether this is any good… but back to normal next week!