Someone just asked me to proof read my blogs. Thanks for that little bit of insight. I do proofread my blogs, I’m just not very good at proofreading. If I had an hour to do it, I might be better at it. But the way blogging works for me is I come into work, smash it out as fast as I can, generally 25 minutes, then I post it.
If the errors really upset you, please drop some pennies into my bank account that works at a loss for this site and I’ll hire in a professional editor.
You know who can afford an editor? Mesut Ozil. He earns big bucks. He also wins awards. Germany’s player of the year for the 4th time. What a hero. What an absolute hero.
I love him. You know what I love even more? He’s kind of like a Banksy painting. Everyone in the world gets him, but Arsenal fans still talk about him like you could only appreciate him if you’re part of a special club. Like the people who went to Dismaland…
‘Oh, that Banksy is good, isn’t he?’
Sure man, if you like really obvious well trodden issues raised in the style of catch phrase.
‘Say what you see!’
‘POOR PEOPLE AND WAGE DISPARITY’
You win a prize. Go on, chuck it on Facebook and tell everyone how clever you are.
Anyway, Ozil is king. Now go and win us the league and make sure you turn up on Sunday.
How about the absolute banter that is Madrid and Atletico losing their transfer rights. No one leaving them for two windows. No mega Galactico buys for Zinedine Zidane. They’ll have to suffer an aging Ronaldo who only scores against rubbish teams and work out how to make a billion pound squad work.
In more US centric news, Stan Kroenke won the right to move the Rams back to Inglewood, whop di woop… best not finish those Dr Dre lyrics. He’s been pretty brutal to St Louis. He basically took a massive proposal dump on them to get his move away. He’s privately financing a massive chunk of this move… I wonder if he leveraged the cash he had at Arsenal to get a sweet finance deal?
I mean good for him though. I imagine LA can’t wait to have a really average team there. One that gets little investment and acts as a big fat portfolio gold star.
… still, can’t moan too hard. I’m in his land now. He’s a powerful man. He could easily block my access to Walmart. Not something I’m willing to risk right now.
So, what else do we have?
Ahhh yes, Elneny has landed at the club. Like a miniature Fellaini. I like his hair and I like that he’s promised to contribute positively to our team.
Nice work son!
Giroud has some man love for him…
“I’ve trained with him and he’s a good player, very talented but first of all he is a good guy – I think he will settle well into the team,” Giroud told Arsenal Player.
“I think he’s basically a box-to-box midfielder, so he can attack and defend, run a lot and has good power and technique. He is quite a complete player”
Big question, does the boss use him this Sunday. Well, it’s a consideration.
“Elneny is available for selection, I haven’t decided yet [whether I will play him]. I have to see how everyone has recovered. Elneny is a possibility to be in the squad for Sunday.”
‘Yes, he is in the Diaby Vortex of never ending injury doom’
‘I would say has a 60:40 chance to be available and be back in the squad. He has two decisive days – Friday and Saturday. He is fit, he has worked very hard and the decision we have to take is whether to take a gamble or not on his injury.”
Urghhh… it’s like the friend who tells you he’s 5 minutes away, every 5 minutes for an hour.
JUST TELL ME THE REAL LATENESS YOU FOOL
Wenger needs to give it up. Is it a week. 2 weeks. Never. Just be honest. That’s all I ask.
Right, that’s me done. I need to do some of that work ting going arrrreeet?
Have a great Friday night and share my blog with your best pals and tell them to read it.
P.S. My sister just married a Gooner (away supporter). Great news eh!