I was crossing the road minding my own business this morning and I rolled my ankle hard in a pothole. It cracked. It hurt so bad I nearly didn’t make it to the other side of the road. To make matters worse, there was a bevy of Tribeca model looking girls on the other side…
‘Do you want ice’
‘DO I WANT ICE. I want that pot hole to open up and swallow me. Now leave me be to style this out like a real man.’
Anyway, I can’t walk now. I can’t walk and I live in a country that laces coffee with cheese. I’m gonna be so fat.
We’re in a league with no Mourinho. Sad times. He was the best of banter. The managerial merry go round looks interesting. Apparently United are considering chopping out Van Gaal. The players there don’t like him or his drab style of football. They’re also not fans of the one way comms style he has.
So it’s rumoured that they might not let him have another 200m in January. Which really, they shouldn’t be doing anyway. He’s always been a disaster. That’s what’s great about modern football, you can’t be a dinosaur and win these days.
It’d be interesting if United went in for Mourinho. Would they risk another horror show at the club? Would they risk another manager damaging their brand of football? I doubt it.
There’s talk in the Daily Mail that Guardiola might be on the Arsenal radar this summer. I’d love to think that sort of thing could happen, but my gut feel is that Wenger will go on forever. That said, I think he’s quite aware that the end has to come at some point… I guess his fear is what happens after he finishes? Will it kill him? Will he miss the adrenaline? Is he capable of the quiet life? I mean, this is a man in his mid sixties picking up models in their forties.
Doesn’t seem like the sort of bloke who is eyeing up a pair of slippers and whatever the French equivalent is of a pipe?
Still, this season has plenty to go. I hope that Wenger wants to one last trophy hurrah, then curtains. That’d be a great way to go.
You know what would be even more great? Arsenal beating City on Monday.
Wenger is talking with caution when it comes to Sanchez suggesting it might be too early for him.
“There is a very slight chance for Sanchez to be in the squad again, but it is too early to be sure about it.
Give me a game without Sanchez… so I can have season with him. We can’t risk something more serious. A tear on a tear would be horrendous.
Right, I’m tapping out because my ankle feels like it’s going to explode.
HAVE A GOOD ONE MY PRETTIES x