Happy good day to ya’ll!
How are you today?
I’m dying. I went to a party that was in a warehouse, on a rooftop, in Hackney. All the checkboxes for new fashion fun. It was like being at a Vice staff meeting. Or a Jeremy Corbyn rally. So many cliches. I now want to be in a band that has an artistic presence that is both iconoclastic and paternalistic. Everything up until last night has been a lie. This is my new purpose.
I call this band…
‘Lyf is Inbox’
Had a fun experience after with an Uber driver. He refused to take a pal in a wheelchair, citing insurance. What sort of cabbie unchecked that point on an insurance policy? A total joke.
What have we today?
Well, Arsene might take a gamble this week on a player.
But look here fools, he won’t sign a bad player. I mean, jeez Arsene, that’s what we’ve all been crying out for this summer!
‘Arsene, what we’re missing is an average striker and a terrible DM’
This is Wenger making ‘we have money and its hard’ excuses.
‘That is why you have to keep your nerve and not buy just because the others buy – but buy because you have found a player that can really give you a plus.
‘It is difficult because there’s more money in football, more clubs with big resources, and less players available.
‘The funds are there more than the players who could strengthen the squad. That is a big problem.
You can’t win with him, can you?
Still, good news that he might buy. Bring some pace in Arsene. Some pace and sexy finishing. Bring in a talent on the acension of you can’t land a world class striker.
Take a gamble, because doing nothing is not an acceptable option. It’s one we’ve excercised on so many occasssions. One that we normally feel the full force of by November.
Amusing watching United drop two points against Newcastle. Sad watching relegation fodder West Ham lose against Bournemouth. I wonder if we’ll be close enough to the title this year to curse that loss?
I’m starting to get excited about the Liverpool game. It really is going to be a tough game. Not because Liverpool are great, but because the mental pressure is on. We don’t do well under pressure. We caved to West Ham because of the pressure of being title contenders. So tomorrow will be an interesting test.
There’s so little to talk about this week, so I’ll leave you to your Sunday! Have a grand one.