HOW ARE WE TODAY?
I am hungover. Not a good day for me.
Just watching Gazza on Sky Sports at the moment.
‘Hey Gazza, can you come on the show and we’ll basically laugh at all your jokes and blow smoke up your ass?’
‘Butterflies man, butterflies’
Ask him about Raol Moat. That’d be interesting.
Anyway, onto the days news.
THERE IS NONE.
Nope, we just have to sit here and purr at the Manchester City signings. Sterling, De Bruyne and Otamendi are statment signings.
There’s talk about Chelsea and Pogba. Surely, surely, surely Pogba wouldn’t join Chelsea? It’s Barca or Madrid for him.
DON’T BANTER LIKE THAT
Sorry, that was unfair.
So this weekend doesn’t really have that many interesting games. Chelsea struggled against West Brom last year, but Jose reckons his team of underachievers are back on track after an excellent week of training. Going to any Pulis side away is tough, so maybe a chance of dropped points there.
City play Everton. Normally I’d be confident of at least a chance of an upset. I don’t think Everton are the same beast under Martinez. All show, no bite. We’ll see though, they spanked Southampton pretty comprehensively!
We have a major game on Monday. Can Rodgers get his Liverpool defence right? Will his new team press? Can they cope without Sterling? Will Sturridge come back?
I think we’ll have too much for them. But I do think they’ll be better this season than they were last.
More on that tomorrow.
I really have nothing to pen at the moment. The news is totally dead.