If we aren’t signing players, I like to read about other teams that are.
Chelsea stealing Pedro from United. Now that’s what I call banter.
He’s a great player. Explosive pace, really clinical and very unglamourous. Think he’ll do well in the Premier League.
How about us? Oh what? Nothing.
If Wenger were a gangster, they’d call him Two-Short Arsene. The other gangsters wouldn’t get the play on words. They’d be confused by the fact that Arsene is tall. That’s why they’d fear him people. Fear him like the devil.
No, actually I’m not.
It is standard Wenger to go into a season with a bag full of potential excuses.
It’s standard for Arsenal fans to bark…
‘BUT THE WINDOW AIN’T SHUT YET’
Forgive me for thinking this will be like every other season. Here’s the thing, Arsenal fan who remembers no history, once the window is shut, you’ll say…
‘Well, it is what it is JUST SUPPORT THE LADS’
So predictable. Then when it goes wrong, you’ll say, ‘hey, really think the manager understands what he needs now and he’ll make amends in January’… then he won’t.
Honestly. What a laugh supporting under Wenger is. Never has the guts to kick on. Never really has a plan b unless it’s forced.
Not signing any players a week and half before the window shuts really is outrageous.
If you nab Karim, we are winning. So just hurry up and pull your damn finger out.
There literally isn’t any other news in the press at the moment. It’s dead. Which could mean Ivan is plotting. Or, it could mean he’s not. It usually means he’s not.
Right, have a great day. I’ll be back when there’s something interesting to talk about.
SHUT UP MEGAN FOX JUST GOT A DIVORCE!