Ahhhh man, you know like, when you go out and you’re all…
‘Oh let’s just do two beers’
Then you lose your shit and have 53 beers.
I feel pretty broken rn.
It was fine though, because I was hanging out with Le Grover’s in cool places. Pretty sure we solved football.
I finished up the night lost because block systems are stupid. I bought 20 bucks worth of McDonald’s, then wrote an e-mail so aggressive I could have been arrested, then fell asleep.
All I can say is I’m thankful I couldn’t work e-mail in that state. I’d be so fired this morning. I’m such a bitch when I’m drunk.
RIGHT. Enough of that, what do we have?
Well, we’re beating some team in Singapore right this second. CHUBA AKPOM banged one in. I really like that kid. I know he tanked in Nottingham Forests team last year, but he’s talent for me. Maybe he just didn’t like it in the midlands. I mean, I worked there, it’s not the best. I feel he’s the new Thierry Henry.
(4-0 win, sweet)
Arsenal launched their gold kit in Singapore. I was wondering if they did that because people in Asia like gold things. Then I realised, people in ALL cultures like gold things. So my plan to unpick the Puma marketing strategy lays in tatters as I write.
Gold kits are cool. I’m not sure about this one quite yet. It’s a grower… but here’s the deal, I can’t wear one because I’m an adult, so I’ll have to enjoy it on the players, or small children… and considering I don’t have small children, I should probably avoid admiring other peoples in branded sports attire.
I love that shot. You can imagine the panic when Ozil is on the roster. When I used to go to relatives houses back in the day, I’d get told off for not looking interested by my mother.
“Mesut, can you please smile. You look bored. Mesut! Be nice to the lovely kit people.’
Shit seems to be going down the transfer pan. No Bastian. No Morgan. No Carvahlo (injured for 12 weeks). I mean, the only DM left is Lee Catermole. WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE.
Arsene, you’d best have a plan.
Right, this is late enough as it is. HAVE A BANGING DAY YA!