That is tumbleweed visualised.
Pretty cool, eh?
Yeah, it’s cool. Until you realise that tumble weed is the news this week. It’s a sad story.
Apparently Dybala wants to come to Arsenal as a first choice. (read more here)
I hate rumours when they involved Italian clubs. Their news outlets and clubs are corrupted by obfuscation. It’s a mess. He’ll probably end up at Everton. I really like him though. I think he could be incredible. He’s playing in the Italian league, which is like judging someone’s paces based on their walking style… but he looks good.
Raheem Sterling has done one of those silly interviews that will hurt him. He should have waited until the end of the season. However, he says he’s flattered by Arsenal and it ain’t about the money.
Why is that so hard to believe?
London boy, living in Liverpool. Doesn’t fancy Liverpool. Fancies Arsenal. Does it have to be a greed thing? Or is that just because the only reason you’d want to leave Liverpool would centre around greed because they’re such an incredible club steeped in media bias? Bit ridiculous. If I were from London, living in Liverpool, I’d take a pay cut to be in the big smoke.
Arsenal have a better squad. A better ground. A better training ground that’s being upgraded and they have better prospects. He’d be a fool not to move to us.
Also, on the money front… heaven forbid trying to get the most out of your 15 year career in the game.
What’s great about this rumour is that it all plays into our hands this weekend. Say what you want about his focus, but he’s thinking about Arsenal. Liverpool are thinking about his contract. It’s not ideal prep.
He’s either going to have blinder against us, or he’s going to tank. Hopefully the latter, because he’s not a player you want having a blinder against you.
That game is major. If we win it, we’re well on course for a top two finish. Lose it and we hand the impetus to United.
Worry is it’s tight at the moment. Panic would be a loss will derails us. Historically, when we lose a big winning streak, we struggle to regain form… that means tactically, we can’t lose. Yeah, that’d be my tactics board. Don’t fucking lose.
So, there we have it. That’s me for the day.
If you want more of my contentz, I wrote a piece for FourFourTwo about Jurgen Klopp. I’ve capped off a week of media whoring superbly.
Have a great Friday. If you’re really smart, you’ll have saved your April Fools for today. I’ve already phoned in and told my boss I’ve broken my leg. I’ll roll in after a 5 day weekend and surprise him with my bantz because my leg isn’t broken, he’ll totally get that I was being ironic and let me off for being creative.