News this morning is about new boy Alexis Sanchez being unhappy.
It’s come from the Chilean media which gives it more credence.
Why is he unhappy? Weather? Road works outside his office again? Me, copying his haircut and looking way more bad ass than him?
Rumours say he’s unhappy about the effort of the team. He’s unhappy about Ozil who is unhappy. He’s just had enough of the shit.
Well, you couldn’t blame him for being unhappy. He’s come into a broken system, the players are all injured and there’s no real strategy to talk of. He’s worked under the best on the planet in Pep Guardiola. He knows what a proper manager does. He’s worked under ‘extreme attention to detail’ and now he’s working under no detail at all.
I guess that’s the problem with buying expensive players at the top of their game. You’re not the king maker.
If he is unhappy, I’d get it. I don’t know what the solution would be. He won’t get it from Arsene. Another nail in the coffin of Wenger’s career if he can’t keep Sanchez or Ozil happy. Our two most expensive signings moping around the training ground kicking water bottles. What a scene.
The papers are bantzing us off the internet this morning. Firstly, Wellington Silva has been granted a work permit to come and play for us next season 5 years after we signed him. Excuse me while I take a moment to not get excited here. I can’t believe he’s still on the books. His portfolio of clubs reads more like a Saga Red Wine tour than a professional football career.
The other news is that we’re after Spartak midfielder Romulo for £9.5m in January. Excuse me again while I don’t mop up my unmoist loins. This guy is 24 and has only made 18 appearances this season because he’s been injured for a season and a half.
Worst thing is that you can entirely believe that story.
GIVE ME SOME LIGHT!
See you tomorrow. I’m going to be so positive you’ll want to pay me for life coaching.