Happy Friday you beautiful people, how are we? Drenched in summer? Maybe knocking out a cheeky summer number? Guys, we’re you bold enough for the sarong? Ladies, bikini top with power suit trousers? Why the hell not I say… what’s the worst someone can do, send you home, on a day like this?
Fuck em’… be free.
So what have we today? Well, in publisher world you have that moment called ‘errrrr, how was I so slow on the Sanchez story’ so most newspapers are now scrambling to put their own spin on a story they had no clue about. That includes a deep understanding of our bidding strategy, some deep insights into player preference, with some even tracking who the players agent is following on Twitter.
It’s a bloody car crash out there. But hey, there’s big money in the summer transfer gold rush. I think transfers are like the holiday seasons for retail… Balls it up and you’re in deep low page view trouble.
Just relax and trust that positive thinking will get this one over the line. And London. And £130k a week. And £30m.
The Telegraph, an extension of the Mark Gonnella’s office have gone to town to throw everyone off the scent of what we’re doing by reporting on all the players. Arturo Vidal’s name is mentioned as a serious target much in the same way as my target of Mila Kunis retweet comes out after a bottle of Jack Daniels is consumed… her advert isn’t even for Jack Daniels!
Anyway, I think a lot of crap is being pumped into the ether to keep people guessing. I think you can sift through it by just thinking…
Forward > Pace
Midfielder > replace Arteta
Right back > replace Sagna
I suspect there might be a versatile player snapped up if a body appears. However, I’m thinking three is probably a max out… and maybe a really bad second strong keeper. Like subs one of this South American keepers that are on a free having a blinding World Cup.
Poi cena con Fabio -Jp – jonas-Arnaud- Veron- wenger pic.twitter.com/S7jaIlQLEb
— ChristianVieri (@vieri_bobo) July 3, 2014
… and in this week’s episode of Heat, Wenger quaffs champagne with the stars.
Honestly Arsene, what the hell is going on? Captain Private has gone all celebrity salacious. Hanging out with Cristian Vieiri and Seba Veron. I can’t fathom what’s going on here?
Does Wenger have a book to shift?
Has he fallen on hard times?
Does he have a reality TV series coming out?
Whatever it is, the man has turned into an epic attention seeker. What I love about that picture is they’re all millionaires and they’re catching a bite to eat in a restaurant that has a TV screen playing football or MTV Cribs. A great image. Vieri, what an absolute player he was back in the day, we could do with a bit of him now!
Right, I’ve got to crack into some work. Have a great day and we’ll speak soon. Like, maybe tomorrow?
Enjoy the first semi final tonight… Germany vs France!
P.S. Thought I’d leave you without a goat? Do me a favour… this Aussie knows what the f*ck is going on.