It’ll be a quick one today because I need to get out on the rip early. It’s the last home game of the season.
… it’s moments like these that put spare time into perspective. One minute you’re having all the fun, not having to worry about spare time. Then the next, someone taps you on the shoulder, you look round and it’s family, or friends, or girlfriends…
‘Seeing as you’re not doing anything next Saturday, would you mind…’
You don’t have an excuse now.
Arsenal is over for you.
You have to mix with people who might not want to talk about football.
There is no excuse to drink 6 pints on a Tuesday anymore.
There’s no reason to start boozing at 1130.
This is where the summer gets serious. It’s really sad. Today I’ll be heading to the game in a black armband.
Still, there are many things to celebrate if you’re into things like top 4.
We’re top four! Everton were turned over by Manchester City in an exciting game at the Etihad, which means they can’t catch us. We’ve qualified, Wenger has done the bare minimum in the league again, so everyone will be happy and we can look forward to a similar fight for fourth next season.
Cardiff and Fulham are relegated. To be honest, with Fulham, I’m kind of pleased they’re down now. I know they’ve a lot of history, but they’re such an uninteresting team. Totally pointless really. I only found out a few weeks ago that they have quite a substantial neutral section in there ground. Cheerio to them. I wonder how long it’ll be before we see them again? Cardiff? Well, who cares about them. They’ve got a bat shit crazy owner and his tinkering cost them heavily.
On todays game. It’s a chance for Wenger to showcase some talent if he chooses. I hope we play hard for the last game. Getting to 79 points is symbolic in some way. I mean, I know people think more points is a sign of improvement, however, that does negate the fact that the opportunity to win this season was greater beacause so many teams were in a state of flux. Anyway, whatever, it’s more points.
Right, that’s all I’ve got. Have an amazing day if you’re there. Have an amazing day if you’re sat behind a TV. Have an amazing day if you’ve accidentally stumbled onto this site looking for information on an Asian apartment firm.
Also, remember to follow me on Instagram if you want to see the final day play out on pictures. Also follow me on Twitter… witness daily, the trolling that occurs, and then again witness the finesse in which I bat back with hilarious retorts.
SEE YOU LATER START DRINKING BEER RIGHT NOW!
P.S. Dennis Bergkamp working for Spurs? Sad thing is, he’s was a Spurs fan as a kid. His agent asked Sugar if he was interested before signing for us. Hard pill to swallow. But a realistic one.