
Feeling mad rough this morning, and for the first time in an age, it’s not booze related. My morning hasn’t been helped by the full bag of maltesers I dropped on the floor this morning. Or the person on the bus who smells like sour milk. But hey, I’ll soldier on.
Don’t worry about me.
It’ll be fine.
Newcastle. What to say about that. They’re sitting on 45 points. They have been for a while. They’re safe. They played like they were on the beach. Times up for Pardew. What a disgraceful performance. 6 losses on the bounce. Incredible. Shows how much those players respect him.
The Arsenal players looked embarrassed for them at times. Ozil and Ramsey sat in second gear and destroyed Newcastle. It was like the senior team beating the under 8s.
The first came from a set play. Koscielny got in front of Krul by about a yard and scuffed the ball home.
Our second came from Ozil. Newcastle allowed Giroud to break the offside trap by an absolute mile. The Frenchman had his first save, his second fell to Ozil who tapped home with ease.
In the second half, more good play from Ramsey and Ozil saw the German fizz a delightful ball onto the head of Giroud who nodded in for his first of the night.
So that was that. If City beat Everton, which I suspect they will. We retain 4th spot again. Hooray!
I can’t stress the importance of top four, even if we can’t the Champions League.
Key points from the game are standard.
Giroud really does need to be our second choice striker. He’s not fast enough not is he anywhere near the quality of finisher we need at the highest level. A top class striker would have had a hattrick last night. He’s not top quality. We need top quality.
The team is better when Ozil and Ramsey are in it. That much is clear. Not sure why people are peddling that like it’s a surprise. Every team is better with their best players. What Arsene is doing is performing a terrific job of indicating bad luck prevented the league win this year. Trouble is, he’ll have half the fanbase fooled. They don’t understand the basics of how injuries occur, they don’t dig into the detail and to them, that’s right, poor old Wenger was mugged by Lady Luck.
It’s cynical and it’s nonsense. Wenger’s management style injures players. His lack of a squad means we can’t cover this injuries. So whatever way you look at it, he’s the man at fault. Not Lady Luck.
Amazing how good he is at spinning things to suit his vision. Much like the ‘we had to sell to survive’ which we now know wasn’t true.
In other news, Spurs can no longer finish above us. Hooray again. An earlier celebration this year. Last year it was the final day. Always a good feeling. I guess the reason it feels a bit flatter this year is because we’d have preferred to be celebrating the day no other team in the league could finish above us.
Anyway. A lovely three points. One more game to go at home. Then we’re done for another season at The Grove. Amazing how quickly the year has passed.
See you in the comments.
That was a robust tackle! This could get feisty hopefully.
Dante doing his usual thing of trying to injure a player.
Is Ronaldo crying?
Dan A.
That would be pretty sweet just for the atmosphere.
Fireworks and sparks flying!
This game is getting lively.
Okay there’s going to be SEVERAL fights this game
Well its coming to a nice boil now.
25m buy back clause for Cesc . I would certainly go for it even though he’s not quite the type of player we need. Come back cesc we all still love you.
Fast Striker, mobile defensive mid and Cesc Baby and were laughing.
Nurse –
Naaaa his hair gel was running. Lol.
Holy fuck
HAHAHAHAHA RAMOS AGAIN!!!!
Hala Madrid!!!
Boom bang your head
RAMOS!! INCREDIBLE
Get in. Love it.
Curtains Pep, dispatched very quickly.
Well done Carlo.
I see all that Pep passion is working a treat now
Ramos, brace. Lol.
BacaryisGodApril 29, 2014 18:07:03
Bayern 2-Real Madrid 1, by the way.
bad predicition
way game done
Game over!
I’m watching the game and missed both goals
How the hell did I do that?
Christ, Pepe’s a c*nt.
Mandzukic is up for a punch up tonight. He’s not letting any of his team mates get bullied.
Not like when Barkley shoved Arteta and all our players turned into Stevie Wonder
Bayern could get Arsenal’d if they don’t sort themselves out.
Away goals are so precious.
Pep tiki taka is dead. Move on
All over.
Dan.
The very top teams are judged by what they do in Europe above the domestic league, and this season Bayern look vulnerable.
I honestly think that the Bayern players are not comfortable with the way Pep plays the game, they are about pace and power, not possession.
4 goals no problem.. haha haha
I’m loving this, fuck those arrogant Bayern pricks
the last thing you want is be behind against madrid with all that pace
Bayern dead after 20. They need 4 goals. Mountain to big to climb there.
Can’t see Pep lasting past next season if he doesn’t change his style, could he be another manager with only a plan ‘A’ and no plan ‘B’.
hahaha “its raining”
Will anyone ever retain the UCL?
Don’t really care who wins although take a miracle for Bayern to win now. But god, I hate Pepe.
Since winning the league Bayern have really taken their foot of the gas. May well be some of their players available. Also means if RM win CL Ancellotti may stay so man u can’t get hold of him
Sendings off anyone ?
Perhaps Martinez on the bench was not the best course of action.
I can’t wait for this to overspill. Bayern have to attack leaving themselves very open to Madrid’s counter! this could be a bad tempered ass kicking!!
Best I’ve seen is 9/1 for Bayern win. Considering they need to win by 4 clear goals, 9/1 is shit
Bayern needs to clean house. Hear that Arsene, get in there. Anyone but Mandzukic. Lol
Trying too hard to turn them into Barca Version 2.0
If fairness I think his players flipped the switch after they won the league so early thinking they could flip it back on and it just hasn’t happened.
Madrid- Chelsea will make for a great final I guess.
Lots of storylines.
i really hope munich get a couple before half time , will set it up for a spanking second
86-06 — Could be. But let’s keep in mind this is a CL semi. Hardly commonplace for managers. Pep’s CV at Barca is untouchable and he totally steamrolled all of Germany in his first season there. He didn’t make in in the CL, but it’s absurd to equate going out to RM with being unproven.
Guardiola truly is a shit manager who is getting more like wenger every day.
He inherited the greatest barca youth team ever.
Yaya and villa were signed by the chairman.
They had a team that would win the champs league four seasons on the trot. But he starts to be an idiot. Selling Yaya and playing messi up front. Playing midfielders in defence and mid fielders up front.
What an idiot. If bayern kept jenks they would of won it again this year.
Any fool can see that Martinez was the best midfielder in the world last year an he desires to move him to defence. What a fool.
*2 clear goals
It’s now or never
The NBA just banned the owner of the LA clippers, Donald Sterling from the game for life because he made racist comments.
UEFA and FIFA, take note.
That’s how you deal with the problem, polite punishments and measly fines are not enough.
The age of Tippy tappy is over.. Real Madrid is who we should be copying not the Barcelona of 5 years ago.
If you want to turn them into Barca do it gradually. Don’t take a well oiled machine and put in a gasoline engine into a diesel vehicle.
Midwest:
Well, I think Balotelli would represent a huge risk but like Suarez before, maybe our team needs a little crazy to add to all the choirboys and I mean truly talented fireworks in the bathroom crazy not egotistical brat Bendtner crazy.
Maybe Arsene can pull off a loan deal if a sale is too risky but I have a feeling if AC Milan are ready to let him go, they’ll want him gone on a permanent basis.
Midwest
I tell you now, Mandzukic is coming. The pace will be wide left and Theo.
The age of Tippy tappy is over.. Real Madrid is who we should be copying not the Barcelona of 5 years ago.”
Bayern last year is who we should be copying.
Forgot lahm at dm also another rediculas experiment that there is no need for.
Truely guardola is stupid and would lose to mourinho in the final anyway.
if i was in charge of arsenal i would keep all of the defenders,in midfield were i think there are too many players play just behind and i he striker i would dump diaby arteter and risicky and i get at least 2 more pacy direct wingers and a top dm player.up front with exception of thoe i would dump all of them and get two world class strikers but this would never happen
Don’t see how Balotelli is a risk. He’s a straight upgrade.
this is gonna be helter skelter until half time.
also, two set pieces,…Madrid a poor mans Stoke.
“If you want to turn them into Barca do it gradually. Don’t take a well oiled machine and put in a gasoline engine into a diesel vehicle.”
I remember Robben comin out, during an interview, and said that Pep over complicates the simple things. Pep didn’t like that
Perhaps Martinez on the bench was not the best course of action.”
I think managers out-think themselves sometimes.
Don’t get me wrong I’d take Pep in a heartbeat but I’ve been scratching my head over Javi Martinez to CB/bench for a while.
This game is over, Madrid will just shaft Bayern on the counter.
Football goes in cycles. I think tippy tappy is over for now, may come back in future though
Dissenter
Here here re the Clippers
With such a team, it’d be criminal not to win la liga.
No disrespect to atletico
Tunny – Nooooo lol.
BiG –
Yep, for once you and I see eye to eye. Ballotelli uniter! 😉
I blame wenger for guardola turning crap.
Wenger started this changing of players positions. Moving toure to centre back, turning youth team right back into a dm. Playing poldolski wide left. When will wenger learn.
Something about Benzema makes me not rate him that highly.
Counterattack!!
An I the only one who feels Kroos and Schweini cancel each other out?
Mamma mia
FUCKKKKKKKK yes
COUNTER-ATTACKING FOOTBALL >>>> TIPPY TAPPY
What a rout, this is incredible!
Ohhhhhhhh ass kicken time! Selfies! Lol
Game over. Real doing to Bayern what Bayern did to Barca.
Pep learn from history
R Madrid can’t win la liga Madrid have to lose and two games.or draw. Not going to happen.
We want guardiola out we want guardiola out!
Hahahahaha.3-0
Damn 3-0
lol
The German media are going to ROAST Pep tonight. Roast him. I’m talking shish(sp?) kebab
Ouch! Bayern have had their trousers pulled down and a good spanking given.
Kroos ineffective playing that deep, being run past when it counts.
Really pissed with what Pep has done to Bayern. Looked like the best side in the CL ever and now, even, Arsene thinks they’re more vulnerable.
The pace of Bale and Ronaldo is just incredible.
Hopefully Arsene realises that the time of tippy tappy is going/gone. Time to go back to what made him great.
Football goes in cycles. I think tippy tappy is over for now, may come back in future though”
Germans were never going to excel at the tippy-tappy stuff. Just not their style. He’s forcing a square peg.
This is incredible.
Xabi Alonso why??!!! 🙁
Silly
You guys are right. RM definately need Suarez. Please please please sell us Di Maria and Benzema. Lol.
Tits,
“The age of Tippy tappy is over. . Real Madrid is who we should be copying not the Barcelona of 5 years ago.”
Tell that to Le senile,
Alonso you muppet
Dan
I wouldn’t agree with unproven like some on the BBC say, but I do think tippy tappy football has been deciphered and negated by the better managers. Pep has to show that he can adapt to other systems of play, I believe he can but time will tell.
I used to think Kroos was heavily overrated and finally changed my mind. Now I’m back to my old mode of thinking.
Lol Pep has destroyed Bayern.
Bayern were EPIC last season. This approach just isn’t for them
Told you pep is over rated. Your all entitled to your opinions, but no way do I want pep at Arsenal. Ha ha ha. Fuck you bayern.
Madrid V Madrid final. Bet your missus on Madrid big time!
Madrids Front six are un REal!
How the fuck did we lose to this bunch of clowns?
Another 3 or 4 goals and pep could be heading to newcastle.
What going on with bayern tonight. Was busy with some work and just turned the match on now and bayern losing 0-3 – bayern dire or madrid awesome tonight?
Kwik –
Sure Thing. I like it!
Glad Alonso is out, I’m going for Atleti in the final!
This time last year Mourinho would have taken this team and parked the bus.
Bayern CB are so slow. We caused them problems first 20 at home, Madrid a different animal. Get Kos signed up asap.
Alonso out of final. Great for Chelsea if they get through.
zeus
pace its killer you saw with chaimberlain against byern caused them so many problems thats what arsenal need pace power
An I the only one who feels Kroos and Schweini cancel each other out?
Schweini definitely not the dominant fulcrum he was last year.
Pace and power will always beat tippi tappi bullshit
Robben
Karma is a bitch
You wonder why no team has retained the CL.
Bayern got too cocky, they’ve destroyed their domestic league and have only themselves to blame.
Guardiola might not survive this. He was already tetchy after the Bayern board publicly criticized him.
Pep has proven to also be tactically naive. With the players at his disposal in his managerial career he has underachieved.
@ Leon
Great minds think alike.
Wallace you’re right. Kroos and Schweini are great in their own right but there is no change of pace there
Jwl –
Bayern dire on set piece defense then killed on the counter by RM pace. 2 set piece goals by Ramos.
“An I the only one who feels Kroos and Schweini cancel each other out?”
With Javi Martinez on the bench.. makes little sense.
86-06 — I think you may be right. Guardiola is an unbelievably proven and successful manager, but no system if flawless. I don’t think Guardiola plays the same Barca system at BM but nonetheless same principles. Top manager and top talent can exploit it. You’re seeing a top manager and the best countering talent on earth right now.
Bayern are acting like,cunts. Robert slapping Carvajal and going unpunished.
Guardiola should be sacked for only winning the double.
Guardiola might not survive this. He was already tetchy after the Bayern board publicly criticized him.”
Pep’s job is safe. If they didn’t win their league then I’d agree. No way they sack him yet.
@Dan Ahern
Anyone who would of been able to call o the services of messi 3-4 years ago would of looked better than he actually was mate. Messi and xavi were unplayable then.
Tell you what though this FEEL like Barca against RM. Lots of dirty stuff everywhere. Ref done a good job so far but there will be incidents.
Haha footballers are fucking pussies. Wtf was Di Maria doing there !
What a half, nice one Madrid.
What’s the fascination with choosing one of Counter attacking or Possession football ? The best teams used to be capable of both.
We aren’t really going to be able to copy either team, you’ve got one ridiculous pool of talent, super team, versus another ridiculous pool of talent, super team.
It’s simulataneously depressing and kind of car-crash style engaging.
Jesus, what a bunch of fucking pussies. Oh the ball hit me I’m so hurt. How these players who fake injury don’t get a good kicking in the tunnel after the game is a mystery.
The death of tippy tappy football.
Wenger take note, powerful, fast athletic sides are the order of the day.
Thank you MidwestGun. I thought scoreline was mistake when first turned on tv. Pep in difficult situation at bayern this season – domestic double in his first year at club will be seen as failure.
“The best teams used to be capable of both.”
Arsenal 2000-05
Bayern bought into their own too soon it seems. . . absolute horror-show
Keyser, I think Madrid are good at both. Pep’s sides are too entrenched in one way
i am liking how feisty Mandzukic is. and after Giroud last night, so much more mobile.
@Arsene’s Nurse
That’s why I would of never made it as a footballer. I would of stamped on the cheating cunts head and been sent off in opening 5 min. Hate cheats
Are there people actually asking if Pep might get the boot?!
Then we look at Wenger sitting comfortably at Arsenal.
I’d really like atletico to reach the final
But José vs Cr7 in lisbon wow !
@TYAG – me too mate, it winds me up no end. It makes a mockery of the sport.
Ageing Barcelona were beaten by the more dominant, fresher, Bayern, Ageing Bayern are being beaten by the more dominant, fresher, Real Madrid.
I don’t even want to commit to that pattern, Dortmund battered Madrid last year, seriously how do you draw conclusions ? Can anyone make sense of it ? Or is it just how extreme football can be at this level ?
Pep isn’t a bad manager just not as good as his results suggest. Having the best sides at your disposal certainly helps.
People are quick to point to Bayern winning their league at record time. But it’s impossible to say if they wouldn’t have done the same with Heynckes this season.
Anyone with half a brain cell can see that Bayern have looked more vulnerable in the CL this season. I haven’t watched them that much in the Bundesliga to give a definitive opinion. Besides, the rest of the league aren’t up to much.
People using anecdotal evidence of his ‘hardwork’, manic touchline restlessness (PASSION??!) and meticulousness as some sort of evidence of greatness have fallen into the trap of obsessing over form rather than focusing on substance.
Peps situation is the exact reason Arsene isn’t going to another club ever, he wouldn’t last one season. All this talk of PSG making an offer is amusing bullshit.
I think Pep needed this tbh. He’s had too much success lol. How he responds to this will say a lot about him
In other news. Sonia ( from eastenders ) has become a lesbian..Shocker!
“Tippy tap” works with Messi, Iniesta and Xavi and makes sense.
Turning Bayern into the style of his former side from the successes of last season is an ego trip. Their not nearly as decisive and defensively. You could see it in our tie with them.
– defensivley fragile –
Keyser.
I agree with you about the ridiculous talent available on both sides.
We’ll disagree on the next sentence though;
We get listed among the Bayern and Madrids of the world when they discuss earnings, however our wealth is stored in a bank vault while theirs is on the football field.
I am filled with shame to think we abused this competition by fielding the postman as CF in the most important game of the season for us.
Our ethos should be that “you win to grow’ rather that “you hoard to grow”
“seriously how do you draw conclusions ? Can anyone make sense of it ? Or is it just how extreme football can be at this level ?”
yeah, remember the good old days when semi finals used to be cagey affairs?
TYAG – Nah you wouldn’t, you’d be earning a few hundred grand a month, knee-deep in clunge, I think you’d deal with it.
Hah!
Real madrid has dumped 3 german teams out of the CL.
To be fair to Pep he said it was a massive work in progress and had no idea how it would go in his prematch at the Emirates.
Bayern’s problem today and in the CL has little to do with age.
@Keyser
The only diving I’d do is muffins diving mate. Today’s footballers are a disgrace.
@Kwik
Of course Sonia ‘ s a dyke, ugly enough to be one:)
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Bayern last season were definitely more scary and efficient, Gary Neville said during the first leg that this is not the destructive Bayern of last season but a possession Bayern and they do not look the same force.
TYAG — Oh please. Where do you think those players came from? Oh right, same exact place as Pep. Xavi even played with Pep. Later Pep returned and became part of the organisation, managing Barca B and then the senior club right after. He helmed their utter dominance. But no, it was just because of Xavi and Messi. No way those guys benefitted from the manager, only the other way around, right?
Radio Raheem
“Pep isn’t a bad manager just not as good as his results suggest. Having the best sides at your disposal certainly helps.”
The same can be said about Mourinho only managing super rich clubs.
TYAg
I’ve had my suspicions for years as well . I think she’s relieved to finally come out though 😉
Muff diving not bloody muffin diving…..although I admit I’m partial to a bit of muffin….or anything sweet and sickly….though not in the max Clifford way of course:)
BM far two slow, Robben too greedy as usual, Peps been found out, football has moved on to pace and power, Mr Wenger please note.
While I’m happy for Madrid, this should be the case tbh. They have the best team in the world and have spent more than enough money. The fact they haven’t reached a final since 2001 doesn’t reflect well on them tbh when you factor in how much they spend