So now we know that anti-Arsenal UEFA supremo Michelle Platini (girls name) has been told in no uncertain terms he needs to go to Specsavers and be exorcised and that the ban on penalty king Eduardo has been trashed, perhaps he can now turns his considerable skills to getting people banned for stamping on boatraces and causing crowd riots. Yes I know that should be the territory of the FA, but it would be nice to hear him say that certain things need to be punished.
So now we have Eduardo fit for our game against some team in Belgium, perhaps Arsene Wenger will consider playing him, after all, it does make sense to play our best players and maybe something as novel as that will see us win a game at long last, outrageous as that may seem, it may be fun for the fans. You know, make us happy again.
I know I said I wouldn’t mention the African Anti-Christ again, but I think he will now become the figure of hate wherever he plays, I think the good fans the country over will have been suitably disgusted with his behaviour to give him the shit ride he deserves throughout his stay in the Premiership.
He said he hopes that God will touch his shoulder and help him score goals, what makes him think God would like a lying, stamping, greedy cheat? I hope he gets sent to the deepest tarpit in hell and forced to have daily encounters with a Goat wielding a pineapple for a dick for all eternity, that’s the God I know, a vengeful and just one, watch out Eboue, diving and feigning injury is cheating too.
We ought to get 3 points from the off tomorrow, they aren’t that good to be honest and our boys need to up their confidence levels to get us going for the next month or so of very winnable games. Two losses against the two we lost against is not a disaster if we can put it right with 8 wins on the spin, remember Man U’s start last year? We keep saying we can put it right in January, but don’t get your hopes up, he won’t buy then either.
We have to have more to look forward to than just a new kit this season, though I must say I am looking forward to seeing what the people from Nike give us next season.
I would like to see Ramsey, Wilshere and Merida given a run out on Wednesday, the last time Jack and Merida got a run out in pre-season, they were both the best players on the park and I think that Song, Denilson and Diaby need a rest, or rather we do from seeing them.
We won’t have Arshavin back so maybe we can start with a front line of Eduardo, Robin and Theo, and a midfield of Wilshere, Rosicky and Merida with Ramsey sitting in front of the back four, I know that’s more than 11 but read on, I have an idea.
I think it’s also time to leave Cesc out, he won’t of course, but I think Cesc has the look of someone that wants out, we should send him a message, I love Cesc but I don’t think he is very happy at the moment.
Maybe even give Senderos a run out, either in place of Vermaelen and put Vermaelen in the DM slot, or play Senderos as the DM, but what we have currently is not working. I’m not making Song and Diaby scapegoats but I don’t think they are working together so try something else.
I am however making Denilson the scapegoat and as we only have Mannone as back up for the clown Almunia, perhaps we should play another outfielder (Ramsey) and no goal keeper, it’s not like he is doing anything to stop the opposition scoring is it!
Anyway, we have today to crow about Eduardo, maybe tomorrow we can discuss the season long ban the Togo twat is about to get. I remember being at Highbury once, remember that, Highbury! We had money in those days, and Glenn Cockerill from Southampton studded the back of midfield genius Paul Davis’s leg, Paul then slammed him with the perfect right hook and broke Cockerill’s jaw, Paul then got a 9 match ban, you saw Saturday and what happened to Robin, that could have killed him, you tell me what was worse.
Have a great day Grovers, tomorrow you get Pedro back, the Clark Kent of Le Grove, the mild mannered one, then you can all go back to reading nice posts, this is me signing off for a few days.
I am going to the dark side for a rest!