So Oswald Boateng who makes loud suits and plays for Hull City, promises our boys a rough ride and his boss, mentally ill Hull City manager Phil Brown has warned counterpart Arsene Wenger his Tigers are ready to rip into Arsenal at the the home of football today.
This muppet, who’s team includes Billy the Fish from Viz has warned the north Londoners to be ready for a physical battle.
‘For me there was nothing wrong with the Kevin Davies tackle’
‘If they are allowed to express that technical side without tackling, without physical contact, we might as well not turn up’
Well with an attitude like that and with his team queuing up to tell us how they are going to kick us off the pitch I wonder two things, the first is ‘Game and disrepute’ and the second is why don’t we play our reserves, they can show teams how we play against shit players that like to kick us.
If any of our players started mouthing off like that they would be in front of the FA before you could say ‘Hull City players eat fish heads at half time’ for me it’s one rule for them and one for us, we never get red cards turned over like the chavs do, we never get let off for an indiscretion like the mancs do, this just fosters siege mentality.
Bring it on fish boy, we are ready, we are Arsenal and we are going to smash you today.
A final note to thank Cesc Fabregas for saying he wants to stay at Arsenal for the rest of his career, we love you Cesc and perhaps in a way we shouldn’t! Loyalty is a rare thing in football, we salute you!
Finally, beer of the week is Birra Moretti. It is a member of the Peroni family and Le Grove recommends you sample one before sunset today!
Have a great day Grovers!