OH HEY MORNING.
I hope you’re good. I’m in the Hamptons this weekend with rowdy English friends. This is what you do in America to showcase your middle-class credentials. Real shame of it is I’m with two AKBs. The worst type, the ‘Wenger outs’ during the season, but now the dust has settled, it’s…
‘I think I can make a sound argument for every decision Wenger has made’
Ok, ok… I’ve already got beef with Xhaka. He’s gone all Harry Redknapp with us on Arsene Wenger. He had this to say on our manager yesterday.
“He’s a legend for me. I used to play with him as the manager on PlayStation back in the day. Now he can coach me.”
WHEN YOU REPLACE YOUR EX-GF WHO IS ALWAYS INJURED WITH A NEW BAE THAT LOOK THE SAME (LOOKS LIKE JACK)
Gazetta dello Sport and TuttoSport (this article is hilarious bemoaning the money of the modern football world, it’s peppered with pics of his GF, but the message is clear, they don’t want him to go), the two Turin papers are both reporting that Arsenal are going to buy Moratta e60m, in what would be an Arsenal record. Juventus have already identified a replacement. I’m pretty sure Madrid are going to sign Auba from Dortmund. Benzema will go somewhere like United.
Pretty exciting stuff eh?
Moratta is 23 years old. The reason we’re able to buy him is because Madrid have a buyback clause they’re going to activate, then flip him over to us for more cash. Pretty smart and ruthless move, you have to say. (more…)