Yeah, I did it
Oh come on, there was only so long I could hold off writing this bad boy. What, it’s been, say, almost a week since we landed the smiley faced assassin from United and still no word from Arsene Wenger on how technically gifted the boy is?
Weird. Real weird.
Oh my, this is embarrassing, I totally forgot Le Grove’s birthday… no present, no card… this is awkward!
7 years old today!
2,665 posts, 1.5m comments, 45million+ reads and many, many LOLs.
I just wanted to take a quick second to thank all the contributors across all the channels who make this worth writing everyday. You’re all magic, even the people who troll.
Here’s to another 7 years! Here’s to hoping there’s a little bit more to celebrate in the future. Here’s hoping that change, when it comes, will be positive.
Have a Peroni on me, see you tomorrow!
Those are my nails, what’s your problem? via PADIALOGUE
Goooooooooood morning, INTERNET.
How’s it going? Are you full of metaphorical beans? I know I am. I don’t really know why. Maybe I’m just loving life. Maybe the alcohol is still in my system. Maybe… just maybe, it’s because I’m writing for you.