Oh no, I like watching England | NO MORE INJURIES PLEASE!

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Roughly how I look today

Roughly how I look today

Woooooord up people. It’s Friday and that means you can do what you like. I’m wearing flip flops to work. Who’d dare stop me? It’s Friday and I’m a motherf*cking free spirit.

I invite you to join me.

Anyway, DAT GUY scored for England in a dreadful game against San Marino that boasted 5 Arsenal England players and a MoM performance from Jack Wilshere. He’s a man in form, looking totally reem with his slick fifties haircut showing the world he has talent. For the first time in 3 years he looks fit and even better, he seems to have a grasp of what he should be doing.

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Ozil breaks. Will heads roll?

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I don’t know the detail. I don’t know the exact methodology going on. But I know a few bits of circumstantial evidence that would suggest our summer signing of Shad Forsythe isn’t quite working out.

I said at the time of his signing I wondered how the ‘politics’ would work. This thought was reinforced at The Emirates cup when he was introduced under some ridiculous job title and ‘working with Tony Colbert’.

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Who is our international break sacrifice?

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International break lands, a day later, all news the world over stops. You know, bar the serious stuff.

These breaks are f*cking depressing. I don’t mean to be rude, xenophobic or racist… but England are playing San Marino this weekend (or Friday, who cares). What is the point? What benefit does that bring to the sport. What are we trying to achieve? I’m all for a fairer sporting world, but look, I’d feel the same if England had a baseball team.

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