I’ve written this before, but one of my favourite lyrics is from a band called The Cribs when they teamed up with Sonic Youth.
Why is NOTHING easy in this cruel world. Like, it was only yesterday that we were basking in the glory of transfer goodness. Today, we’re all sitting around wondering how impactful the wants of Chelsea, Spurs and Dortmund are to our BIG deal.
What’s that you can hear? It’s the last gasps of a banter era, tears rolling down its eyes as it withers on its deathbed. The Arsene Wenger circus is well and truly over, well, at least when it comes to transfers.
Ivan Gazidis, wounded this summer when Stan K awarded Wenger a deal over his head recuperated and metaphorically koshed Wenger’s knees in while he waited in line at the Colney canteen.