Wow, there’s a few songs in that headline!
So let’s start with the chavs and the special night, when we got beaten by the chavs at the Grove last year, I had a text from a chav friend of mine that said ‘are you one of those leaving early’ How funny was that he must have thought.
Only this bloke could send a text like that on 89 minutes, most people would have left it, not this bloke, so guess what I did last night on 89 minutes? Ha, ha, ha, yes you got it, what goes round… I bet I ruined his night more than Inter did, and what makes it all worthwhile is I know he’ll be reading this post!
I bet he wished he never stopped supporting Leicester, because as you know, most chavs supported other teams before the money came in.
How funny was that when Drogba got sent off and Terry was whinging like a bitch at the end, so the chavs have shown the world what you get when you spend gazillions, let the Arsenal now show what can be won when you spend nothing, let the games begin.
So what has happened this week? The spiv gets kicked out of Hull City, Beckham gets (finally) kicked out of the England team and Theo goes to the world Cup and the dirty cheating chavs get kicked out of the European cup, the one they wanted most, add that to Cashley’s old lady leaving him for an Ann Summers gift set and this year is fast turning into the impossible dream, the perfect storm, this has to be our year, it’s too silly not to be.
All we need now is to get Cesc, Robin, Billy, Rosicky and Djourou back and the world will be at our feet.
So we are apparently interested in signing Adam Matthews from Cardiff, if that’s true and he is good, then we should have a big advantage with Ramsey already here. However, do we need another young’un?
We have Bartley, Nordtveit and Djourou to join the squad next year, is one of them going to step up? As I said yesterday, if they aren’t then we should move on and buy someone who’s ready, with an ageing centre back population we need to do something.
I was drooling at Inter Milan’s back four last night, even older than ours, but top, top players, there’s nowt wrong with experience, but if they are good enough, they are old enough, look no further than the 17 year old Tony Adams.
So back to the Champions league, we need to avoid ManU, Barca, Inter, Munich and Lyon, in that order, I’d take any of the rest, wouldn’t you?
Although the chavs now have less games to play, the max they would have had in the ECL was 3, the fact that their confidence would now be battered should help us more, lose to Blackburn at the weekend they could and should fold like a pack of cards. The should go down quicker than a Russian hooker and no team deserves it more, their players have the morals of ally cats, they are run on dodgy money and now it’s all coming home to roost, ha, ha, ha.
You are getting exactly what you deserve Chelsea… …nothing.
Have a great day Grovers, spring is in the air!