So now the dust is beginning to settle and we’ve done the Sunday and Monday papers what next? First of all, I don’t want to discuss that filthy cockroach who’s name I won’t say again, I hope he slides back up the unwashed rectum of whoever abused him in Togo with the same speed and gusto as he slid toward our fans on Saturday, I wish him nothing but bad luck throughout his career and pray that all nuetral fans will dislike the piece of infected dog shit as much as I know we all do.
Before you smug northern monkeys start crowing in the stadium you never actually paid for, he did it to Togo, he did it to Monaco, he did it to us and he’ll do it to you, the difference is, we got £25 million of your grubby sand stained pound notes for the worthless sack of leeches shit, I hope someone sets his head on fire before they shove up your managers arse to put it out. Blistered, yes, both the head and the arse.
Okay so now what, what does the manager do next? Who will he bring in, will it be Coquelin, Merida, even Senderos, no, it will be the same old, same old I fear, we won’t see Merida appear until we sell Cesc to Barcelona next season as we replace him with the £40 million we get as a fee, we will see Denilson, Diaby, Eboue, Song and Almunia appear for the next 8 games, and as they are all winnable we will then be told how good they are, what the new average age of the team is and I believe in this group of players. I would even give Senderos a go as a defensive midfielder, I really would, it can’t get worse can it.
My theory on why we won’t see Arshavin, Rosicky and Eduardo too much together is it fucks up the average age he loves to talk about so much. If we are going to play these young kids, at least let’s play those that clearly have talent, like Coquelin, Wilshere, Merida and Ramsey. Why, when we have players like Barazite that can play out wide, do we play 6’3″ players like Bendtner and Diaby? It makes no sense to me, it’s a bit embarrassing to be honest.
I can’t think of anything good to say because I feel like shit, and no doubt I’ll be getting all those stupid emails and texts today, the great thing is I don’t know any City fans, well to be honest, who does, doesn’t everyone up north support United?
Anyway, the great thing about being in the borough of Islington is everyone is a Gooner, so we are all sharing the pain. We were the better side, but as so often, also the most tactically inept.
Anyway tomorrows post will be a positive one because we have a game coming up and more importantly Pedro will be back, and he is far less irritable about shit results and poor selections than me.
Have a great day Grovers, it has to be better than Sunday!