Talent leakage issues | Major star out of Saturday | Finding value in unusual data

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WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT.

The MIGHTY TOUGH GUY Troy Deeney has gone and done it again. His Watford side taught the fairies over at Stamford Bridge a thing or two about how to be big cajoned man beasts. A storming victory for Watford started with him scoring a dubious penalty. 4-1 is quite amazing, Antonio Conte taking fucks given to levels not seen since Jack Wilshere chained a box of 20 Marlboro at a Vegas pool party.

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Ramsey might want out. Do the numbers support £200k a week to keep him?

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Rumours spread around the Arsenal interweb that Aaron Ramsey was thinking about telling the club where to stick it this summer, seeking pastures new at an elite club that understood his talents and promised not to hurt his feelings (here).

Story goes that he’s upset the fans give him shit, doesn’t like that Jack Wilshere has his own chant, and he wants a piece of PSG, Madrid or Juventus.

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Arsenal gives me life (finally)

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Listen, I’m all for being a moaner, but the times have changed. Arsenal has put their name in the hat and now want to be taken seriously as a sporting entity. All the things we’ve campaigned for over the last 10 years are nearly happening.

  • The manager has been defanged
  • We have an elite head of recruitment
  • We have an elite DOF
  • We’re making quick decisions on players
  • We’re bringing in amazing talent
  • We’re selling the utter dross we’ve grown to love

The club is moving forward.

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