Much fun was had in Belarus yesterday as Arsene Wenger unleashed the kids and a bunch of the second stringers against Bate Borisov.
Theo Walcott POWERED the net. Jack Wilshere found some of that 2011 vibe. Olivier Giroud made the 100 club. Rob Holding scored his first for the club.
BATE BORISOV, THEY LIKE TO SCORE SOME GOALS, THEIR GROUND IS VERY COLD, BAAAAATE BORISOV, WOOOOAAHHH
This the haunting tune that shall reverberate around Barysaw this evening. The CHAMPIONS of Belarus banged in 6 goals in their last game against the not so mighty FK Slutsk… sounds like… no, I’m above ‘sounds like’ jokes. They have scored 44 goals in 23 Premier League games this year. Their stadium cost €40m, less than Ozil, and it holds 13,126 people. Cosy. They have an average squad age of 26, men of honour, in their prime, ready to DESTROY Arsenal if they so allow.
Remember those days when you could eat a McDonald’s, head down the road and swing by the kebab shop and get a small doner roll, then get home and eat a crisp sandwich… and all would be ok the next day because you’d still be slim and beautiful?