Gabriel can’t speak English, but does he know the language of love?

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Happy fu*king Valentine’s

The only two things in life that won’t betray me, Arsenal and chicken. It’s a sorry life.

So while you’re out, having an inexpensive romantic night at your local curry house because ‘I’m romantic all year round babe’… and not just seriously cheap, I’ll be sitting at home in a pair of lightly stained tracksuit bottoms mulling over my Sunday post considering whether I should call into babe station for a chat about a really provocative article I read in my exgirlfriends Heat magazine (Can’t believe Britney shaved her head?).