Arsenal opt for MASSIVE rotation | Barysaw only has 4 coffee shops, sorry Theo

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BATE BORISOV, THEY LIKE TO SCORE SOME GOALS, THEIR GROUND IS VERY COLD, BAAAAATE BORISOV, WOOOOAAHHH

This the haunting tune that shall reverberate around Barysaw this evening. The CHAMPIONS of Belarus banged in 6 goals in their last game against the not so mighty FK Slutsk… sounds like… no, I’m above ‘sounds like’ jokes. They have scored 44 goals in 23 Premier League games this year. Their stadium cost €40m, less than Ozil, and it holds 13,126 people. Cosy. They have an average squad age of 26, men of honour, in their prime, ready to DESTROY Arsenal if they so allow.

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