OMG, it’s my birthday. They get sadder as you get older. Right now, I’m at that age where I’d be struggling to get another contract. The only way Arsenal are indulging me with a new deal is if they’ve just been spanked 8-0 by Spurs on August 31st.
That, or they read my blog and understand my managerial vision of how to MAKE ARSENAL GREAT AGAIN.
Jeez, I have a bout of the ol’ writers block this morning. I watched some basketball in what felt like a pretty epic end to the finals. The clinical nature of that game under the pressure they face is quite astonishing to watch. I mean, I’m not quite sure I can buy into best of 7 for a final… but I suppose if the FA could do that and make $100m a game, they’d probably extend it out.
Well, what the bloody hell can you say about Vardy? He’s away with England and all he can think about right now is England, where he’s gonna get his next Red Bull and how he can smuggle chewing tobacco into the dressing room…