Good morning kids – James here with a match report for your enjoyment and entertainment. As a diligent and conscientious person, I have of course agonised over this blog and spent hours perfecting it; however I could have easily cut and pasted my last two match reports from QPR and Crystal Palace. I know a win, is a win, is a win, etc. however I am longing for a thrill-free, comfortable win away from home. It would be remiss to whine when, really it’s the three points that matters, but we could make life far easier for ourselves (and our hearts/ lucky white y-fronts, which aren’t particularly white anymore).
Yes, he is. He hates losing. When he loses he bitches and moans. He complains about a lot.
Ahhhhhhh GOOD MORNING TO YA ALLLLLLLL!
That's how children write blog intros.
So what have we over here?
I read that the guys over at Arsenal Fan TV nailed 50m views. A quite incredible achievement. They're like, proper celebrities. An amazing achievement in such short time. They've attained the absolute pinnacle of social media, becoming part of fans social routine. They're part of the theatre. They get a lot of shit as well, but that's what happens on the internet if you do something well. I have huge admiration for what they do, long may it continue.