Let’s all laugh at Sanchez + childish fan abuse tiring

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Nothing moistens my loins quite like watching Jose Mourinho tank, especially after the embarrassing carry on they made after signing ball-giver-away in chief, Alexis Sanchez. He gave the ball away 7 times, 50% of his attempted dribbles failed, his pass completion was 74%, and he missed an absolute WHOPPER of a chance. Not sure whopper worked in that sentence, just felt the need to write it.

Literally, the most entertaining this he’s done in a United shirt so far is play the piano in the worst piece of content a football has ever seen.

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Wenger’s decline wounds look gangrenous. Will Arsenal terminate him?

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How I look in the chip shop after the pub (via @Arsenal)

How I look in the chip shop after the pub (via @Arsenal)

A cold hard slap to the chops. A spanked backside. A welcome to the real reality of what it is to be an Arsenal fan under the current Arsene Wenger led regime.

Arsenal lost 1-0 to a Spurs side that bested them in every department. It was a 1-0 hammering. We were lucky to come out of it feeling only slightly humiliated. The truth of the matter is the game was a stinging rebuke of Wenger’s methodologies, and klaxon call to the owner to make an aggressive change this summer before we start to resemble an also-ran of the Premier League.

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Podcast/Video: Disgraceful 1-0 hammering and a reality slap for the fans

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How I look in the chip shop after the pub (via @Arsenal)

How I look in the chip shop after the pub (via @Arsenal)

I’ll be back with a full-throated match review tomorrow, but in the meantime, here is the podcast for this week, with a video if you fancy it.

We discuss:

Pre-game feelings of excitement

The first half of pragmatism and hope

The second half and its lack of gears

The problem of creativity

How the club can oust a failing manager

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