Dreaming that Arsenal can win the league

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Morning folks – James with a match report for your enjoyment – feels like ages since I last did one, so apologies for depriving you.

Yesterday saw yet another hard-fought win on the road, this time swatting aside Burnley, who are seemingly managed by an ageing Stone Cold Steve Austin – the thought of him giving Arsene a Stone Cold Stunner on the sidelines conjures quite the picture. Sean Dyche is an odd man in so many ways – his pointy sideburns, his little beard, his tie that’s far too short and a voice that sounds as if he guzzles a cocktail of razor blades and stinging nettles every morning.