Happy Thanksgiving people! I thinks it’s only right we have a page break silence.
Really soak up all the good Jesus did liberating the USA…
Wow, I’m all bibled out. I hope you are too.
Have a mega day of candied yams (which is still just a mythical foodstuff from sitcoms) and have a nice day off engaging in the Le Grove comments. It’s how Lincoln would have wanted it.
Onto something more glorious than a Sunday roast on a Thursday. Arsenal! Plenty of people getting totes mental about me saying Ozil is off the pace. Seriously, sometimes you have to objective. There’s nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade… unless it’s a fork, right? Right?
If you think the German has been on fire, you’re in for a pleasant surprise. He has way more to come. It was interesting reading Pertesacker talking about his rise to form in the papers yesterday. He said one of the key factors this year was having a full preseason with Arsenal. Arguably, if anything is missing from the Ozil package it’s that we bought him in September. I’m not sure what the Madrid preseason looks like, but I think it’s delayed… and when your club is trying to boot you out, you’re probably not too focused.
So basically, it’s going to take a while for him to adapt. When he’s fit, settled and experienced in our league, you’ll see a different beast. Neigh… a different monster!
Monsters are scarier than beasts right?
Matty Flamini has been told again to stop destroying his shirts. He cut his fucking sleeves again on Tuesday. I mean, this behaviour is threatening to derail our season. It’s disgraceful. He should stay uncomfortable or he should roll them up. If he can’t do that, then we should bench him.
No… we should rack him. Then throw expensive hotdogs at him. They’ll hurt as well because they’re super dry.
Talking of catering. Delaware really are a sh*t show of a catering firm. Their staff can’t count, their food is beyond disgusting and the service is painfully slow. I appreciate they have a monopoly on food… and when you have that, you don’t need to make an effort. But honestly. Take some pride and serve up something that at least tastes edible.
Surely a better product in a rich club will lead to more people purchasing? Serious basics there…
Final mention of the day goes to Pat Rice who has admitted to hospital with cancer. Get well soon, big love from all at Le Grove.