Wenger didn’t play me ‘cos I’m a half witted, butt ugly drunk

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This of course should have been the Pennant headline, not ‘he didn’t play me because I’m English’ Benitez should sack the stupid little drunk moron.

Enough on that.

I’ve read everything frontways, sideways and backwards on today’s game, it’s made even worse by the fact that Chelsea scored 6 and ManU won handsomely again.

We’re going to fortress Anfield today in what is arguably the toughest fixture we have all season, we win our fair share at Old Trafford but Anfield is always tough, unless of course you’re Arsenal’s kids.

Remember the cups? They were our kids, more or less the same team as we are playing today.

When we played them in the league, they were at us from the off, if we let them do that again, we’ll lose, we have to shut them down, which in fairness is what we’ve been doing all season.

I would prefer 4-4-2 with Eduardo up top and use Theo later, but with half an hour to go, not 10 minutes. This could be Eduardo’s day.

I would play Rosicky and Hleb on the flanks. I would let the scousers know from the off, we’re here to win.

I lost all my fingernails last night watching the rugby, so I’ll be trying my toenails later today.

I will however, be watching the game in Spain with Pedro, so it will be more alcohol fuelled than usual.

So picture us drinking beer, chewing my toenails and seeing Arsenal taking Liverpool apart.

3-1 Arsenal, after going a goal down.

I see it hasn’t worked out for Thierry, and Liverpool and Chelsea are sniffing around, I think we should have him back and give him Liam’s job should Liam go back to run the Irish. Isn’t it a shame?

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Its boring without a game!

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I can’t wait for tomorrow! I’ve read everything including the Liverpool papers and they’re nervous, it seems Alonso will be back as will Torres and Crouch, good, if they play like they did against Besiktas, we’ll clean their clocks.

Don’t get too confident and don’t give them too much respect.

Play Theo at some point but don’t expect too much, we used to do that with Thierry and sometimes he didn’t turn up, but I can’t remember playing Liverpool when we’ve been favourites, so I’m going to enjoy it.

Don’t forget they almost lost to Spurs!!! Two unbeaten records on the line tomorrow so someone won’t be happy.

The good thing about two players coming back from injury means that won’t be back to match fitness yet…we hope!

An interesting thing about names of managers, ours is Arsene…Arsenal, see the connection? Spurs is Juande Ramos, pronounced, one day… see the connection? One day they’ll be a force! One day we’ll be millionaires Rodders, one day!

Hopefully Wenger will get the boys psyched up for Sunday.

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Fat boy gets dumped…

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It doesn’t get better than this does it? 7nil on Tuesday, Besiktas beating the scousers, the spuds losing to a shit Spanish outfit and that fat obnoxious twat Jol getting his P45, oh deep joy!

So top4tottenham hit the skids, not to worry they’re bringing in Ramos, remember him? He manages the outfit we beat 3-0 at the grove the other week, it’s good to see them learning from their mistakes.

Have to ask why Ramos would go to Spurs, the Leicester job is vacant and they’re a bigger team, still that’s spurs for you, always improving and should challenge for the league soon, maybe not the one we’re in but next season should be their year, it does after all end in a one, oh, sorry it’s a 9, still not long to wait then.

Onto other news, Kaiser Franz has told mad Jens to shut his gob and Stan the man has backed the board, Jens is on his way and the board did a lockdown so they’re scraping the barrel there.

Watching the last two Liverpool games shows me they can’t deal with pace and fast passing, so keeping Theo and Ade on makes sense, we need to control midfield so Flamini and Cesc seem the best option and Hleb and Rosicky could make it perfect for the incisive game we need to beat them, maybe Hleb and Eboue for pace but Eboue gets a bit theatrical in tough games, so maybe Diarra or Diaby for strength would make more sense.

Back 5 picks itself.

We have to watch Gerrard having a pop and I’ll have money he plays Torres and not Crouch, if he does play Crouch, Kolo will be ready for him, he owes him.

If we want to win the league we have to do well against teams like this, a draw would suffice but on form we should press home a solid win.

How good is it, that most of us now expect, it’s testament to how far we’ve come, even that other fat oik Jewell is tipping us to win the league, he said he has since day one he says, well if he did he was the only one!

All the sites are a little boring at the moment, though I did see one that showed 2 Liam Brady moments of yesteryear, don’t leave Liam, we love you.

Thierry has realised what a Pratt he was to leave, but sorry Thierry, we don’t want you back, live with it, and Cesc, please take note, that’s what happens when even the best leave the hallowed turf of the Grove, because they’re greedy egotistical bastards.

It’s good to see we are getting regular bloggers on the site, and all having some fun, which is what it’s all about, no slagging each other, just Arsenal fans having some intelligent banter, keep it up bloggers.

We are regularly getting in the top 3 stories on Arsenalnews.net, the number 1 news feed, so we must be doing something you all like, thanks for your support.

Next week we’re going to smarten the site up a bit, we’d like to get some pictures on but these agencies all want huge sums of money, any suggestions would be welcome.

Have a good day and a fabulous weekend.

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