Good morning Grovers!
Its a grey day for us, Kolo Toure was stretchered off in the Ivory Coasts victory on the ACN, and Eboue was struck down with a bout of mental illness. It is unknown how long Toure will be out for but there is a serious fear Eboue maybe sectioned along with Amy Winehouse when he returns to the UK. The Arsenal medical staff were alerted to Eboues after he rambled this when pressed about interest from Milan and Juventus,
‘I didn’t want to talk about that. What I can say is that many big clubs spoke to Arsenal about a transfer in the January transfer window.’
How fucking delusional is he? 19 starts and no goals, virtually no assists and he thinks he is being tapped up by Milan! It got worse though, when told about Ade and Nikki, he said this,
‘For me, you have to take care when you are on the pitch and be careful because a lot people are watching the game’
Sound advice from a bastion of fair play and good will!
All at Le Grove wish Eboue a speedy recovery.
Kolo will be the bigger loss though, there are fears his tournament maybe over after being stretchered of just before half time… after he set his brother up for a goal! Nightmare… could it be cheque book time Arsene?
Wenger had this to say about the Spuds game,
‘We had 500 passes, Tottenham 222. We had 64 per cent of possession and we had 18 shots on goal, Tottenham 12, and we lost 5-1. That sums up the game.’
Brilliant analysis Arsene and I’m sure you have a great spread sheet to back that up but last time I checked, we lost 5-1. Clutching at straws springs to mind.
Young Guns reckon we have signed a winger for next year, at least he is old enough to buy a pint.
Other than that, the feeds are pretty boring this morning!
Newcastle are today, and I think we are going to rip them a new Arse
I am in a corporate box today guys, so if anyone who knows me spots me… please don’t talk to me? Its embarrassing…
Just kidding guys!