Platini, go fuck yourself, motivational video + Carling cup preview

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Good morning Grovers!

It is Carling cup morn and many people have been asking many questions about what will happen tonight. Will Wenger start Gilberto? Will Gilberto play if he is asked? Will Jens be our new Cup Keeper? Will Walcott start, or will he be saved for the Manc’s?

Many questions unlikely to be answered by Le Grove! What? You think I have a personal line to Wenger? Don’t be so damn foolish!

What I can give you is this:

Provisional Squad: Fabianski, J Hoyte, Toure, Song, Traore, Eboue, Denilson, Diarra, Diaby, Walcott, Bendtner, Mannone, Gilberto, Eduardo, Lansbury, G Hoyte, Merida.

And this:

Predicted Starting eleven: Fabianski, J Hoyte, Toure, Gilberto, Traore, Eboue, Denilson, Diarra, Diaby, Bendtner, Eduardo.

Whatever team Arsene ends up picking, you’d have to say it will be strong. A lot stronger than any team we played in last years Carling cup. It looks like being a team that will start with Bendtner Big Bollocks, who receives high praise from Wenger here.

Sheffield United fans will be hoping for a repeat of last years Prem result. This has been made all the more difficult because Fat Paddy is out through injury. It is thought the attendance may not be as high as normal, well, if VitalFootball are to believed.

In non Carling Cup related news, Alex Hleb is up for a contract extension. Yes, he wants to sign and no, he is not flattered by Milan and Barca’s interest in him. Makes a change, doesn’t it!

Willy G reckons he will fulfill his promise and win Arsenal some trophies. He also plays down talk of another invincible season. I do wish the press would stop building things up, its so transparent.

Xenophobe, Michel Platini is back on the rampage again. This time he is complaining about Arsenal pinching the best young players of smaller clubs, improving them and giving them great careers. Oh yes, Platini thinks teams like Milwall should be afforded protection so they can become top four contenders. Platini needs to understand France would have won fuck all had it not been for Arsene Wenger.

What is his problem? Maybe he is upset he didn’t join Arsenal when he had the chance, or maybe his underlying hatred of Arsenal is down to the fact an Arsenal trained player broke his national scoring record?

Fuck off Platini, you are a cunt…

Thierry bitch’s about not being 100% fit (Who misses that old chesnut?) and claims Barca play more like Bolton direct than Arsenal.

Before you read this, prepare yourself a comfortable space on the floor to roll about laughing on. Libelfootball.com has moved into comedy!

Onto Ian Wright Wright Wright!

Wrighty is claiming insider knowledge that is already in the public domain. Thanks for informing us Thierry was an unsettling influence and that we are better off without him. Thanks for telling him he should have left us two years ago. Thanks for going along with the rest of the worlds footballing pundits and claiming we would collapse without him. You are a great ambassador to the club Mr Wright.

Finally, I dug deep into Le Groves one Video Archive to find the last Goal PV04 scored for the Ars! Its a little motivational watch for the youngsters tonight! What a moment, in the worst game of football I have ever seen! Who said Club Levellers have no passion?

Oh, and if you took time to read this today, have a little vote in the side bar. We get huge amounts of money for every vote! Just kidding, but vote regardless!

Good luck to the boys tonight!

Adios Amigo’s!

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Cesc is better than Pele, it’s official

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Well that’s what Arsene Wenger said according to Bob Wilson, he’s the best 17 year old I’ve ever seen says Wenger, Bob Wilson said , but surely that’s Pele? Arsene said he was a striker, Cesc is midfield.

Some praise indeed.

Gilberto has refused to play in the center of defence against Sheffield, which I think is a real shame, a terrible way to end his career, and I think he’s being treated badly, but what can you do?

We’re being linked to Taylor, the Greenwich born Newcastle center back, I would have him in a heartbeat, we’re also linked with Karl Henry a wolves midfielder, but hey, we have too many now, who do we think we are, Chelsea?

Special mention to Chelsea summer signing Steven Sidwell for his ambition, good move Stevie boy!

Ronaldo thinks they’ll beat us, we’ll see big mouth, we’ll see!

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We was robbed!

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Really I think we were, when Gerrard fouled Flamini and didn’t get penalised I knew a goal was around the corner, when Gerrard got the free kick I said to Pedro, bottom left, Pedro said top right.

Man I hate being right so often…

I thought the wall was the worst thing Arsenal did all day, after that we were awesome. I’m not getting too bent out of shape over it. I remember Keown charging down the ball a few years back to great effect, so I know what the Flamster was thinking.

I wasn’t too impressed with Eboue, it’s like Wenger feels he has to play him somewhere, I’d sooner see Hoyte getting a run out occasionally, maybe at center back.

I thought Bendtner and Theo looked lively when they came on and Bendtner should have scored.

We would have lost that game last season, so I think we’ve come on leaps and bounds and we are playing such great football as well. It all seems a bit of an anti climax today?

I watched Barca afterwards and felt sorry for Thierry, he doesn’t even take penalties any more, he looked sad and dejected, still, it’s his own fault.

Cesc was special, after playing like shit for most of the game and giving away the free kick that led to the goal, so it was quite a comeback.

Carragher getting man of the match was a joke, cheating scouse git award, yes, but man of the match is just a joke, it will catch up with him soon though and as Pedro said he’ll get blown for a penalty when he shouldn’t, that will be justice.

Okay we’ve got the academy team up tomorrow before the Mancs on Saturday, can we go unbeaten…yes, we can.

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