Kolo and Eboue both struck down

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Good morning Grovers!

Its a grey day for us, Kolo Toure was stretchered off in the Ivory Coasts victory on the ACN, and Eboue was struck down with a bout of mental illness. It is unknown how long Toure will be out for but there is a serious fear Eboue maybe sectioned along with Amy Winehouse when he returns to the UK. The Arsenal medical staff were alerted to Eboues after he rambled this when pressed about interest from Milan and Juventus,

‘I didn’t want to talk about that. What I can say is that many big clubs spoke to Arsenal about a transfer in the January transfer window.’

How fucking delusional is he? 19 starts and no goals, virtually no assists and he thinks he is being tapped up by Milan! It got worse though, when told about Ade and Nikki, he said this,

‘For me, you have to take care when you are on the pitch and be careful because a lot people are watching the game’

Sound advice from a bastion of fair play and good will!

All at Le Grove wish Eboue a speedy recovery.

Kolo will be the bigger loss though, there are fears his tournament maybe over after being stretchered of just before half time… after he set his brother up for a goal! Nightmare… could it be cheque book time Arsene?

Wenger had this to say about the Spuds game,

‘We had 500 passes, Tottenham 222. We had 64 per cent of possession and we had 18 shots on goal, Tottenham 12, and we lost 5-1. That sums up the game.’

Brilliant analysis Arsene and I’m sure you have a great spread sheet to back that up but last time I checked, we lost 5-1. Clutching at straws springs to mind.

Young Guns reckon we have signed a winger for next year, at least he is old enough to buy a pint.

Other than that, the feeds are pretty boring this morning!

Newcastle are today, and I think we are going to rip them a new Arsenal hole…

I am in a corporate box today guys, so if anyone who knows me spots me… please don’t talk to me? Its embarrassing…

Just kidding guys!

Enjoy today!


Babel for Walcott, Freeman on the verge and Nordtveit back in training.

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So we are being linked with swapping (on loan) Theo with Babel, can’t see that but I sure wouldn’t mind it for 6 months, don’t get me wrong, I really rate Theo, but he needs to get his experience playing week in week out.

Babel is far more the finished product and should have been an Arsenal player had we moved faster, which is why I couldn’t see why they would do
that deal, as Babel is hardly used anyway, why would Theo fare any better? Freeman is about to become an Arsenal player, Christ how long does it take
to sign a 15 year old? He has been dubbed Theo mark II, hardly a compliment?

Nordtveit, the kid with the hardest to say name in football has returned to training after 3 months out injured, and he’s training with the first team,
interesting, he’s 17 and so was Tony Adams, so maybe he is the answer, but again, I doubt it.

Wenger’s talking about resting players tomorrow, but I don’t understand it, why do players need rest, isn’t that what players want? to play all the time, it’s not like their careers lasts forever is it?

Ade and Bendtner escape a ban which is good and Ade’s promised not to call him shit again, Bendtner by all accounts has promised not to be shit again,
as has Gallas, Denilson, Diaby and Traore (did I miss anyone?).

Great then Grovers, it’s all sorted, we’re going to smash Kevin Keegan’s entertainers!

Expect a big score, to whom I’m not sure, just kidding!!! 4 nil to the Arsenal and back on track in style.

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Theo out on loan and we’re all supporting Chelsea

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Word on the street is Wenger has finally admitted Theo is not where he wanted him to be and wants him loaned out to a premiership club, I would choose Derby or usual suspects Wigan or Birmingham, I think it’s just what he needs and can only make him a better player.

I will be supporting Chelsea in the Carling Cup final, I so want to see the spuds get hammered so I can start texting all those low life in-breds back, I never thought I could cheer the chavs but war does make strange bed fellows, so come on you Chaaa-aaavs!

Onto all things Arsenal, having the Geordies come down to the Grove could not have worked out better, wounded Arsenal will have a lot to prove to the fans and basically Newcastle are shit, they’re just a small team in Scotland and shouldn’t be in the Premier League, they are like a northern spuds, so I expect a bounce back cup and league double.

A huge amount of hits yesterday Grovers, we must have said something that you liked, so nice going Pedro, I couldn’t go near anything for a long time yesterday as my life was over, however today is a new and fresh start, let those cheese dicks have their day, it won’t last long.

I think we should all try and guess what was said by Ade before he nutted Nick, Nick’s daddy wasn’t happy and wants Ade fined, what an embarrassing parent eh?

Have a nice day and thank the good lord that Everton didn’t win!

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