American billionaire sells his arse to Russian billionaire

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As we beat top4tottenham to a pulp and Bent showed how dangerous he is (to the yiddos chances of finishing top 4)

The redtops have run out of nice things to say, so they invent a Stan Kroenke story.

Let me tell you why this is bollocks.

1) He fell out with Tango man, if he didn’t he would have bought his shares.

2) If he sold to the Russian, he would lose face in his own country.

3) Arsenal will be unveiled as the world’s second richest club shortly, so why would he sell now? and if he did, why would he sell to someone he doesn’t trust or like any more.

My view is he will either sell to the Arsenal board (the current one) or sit tight and team up with Fizman.

We are top of the league and playing great football, so why on earth would anyone want to change that.

In my view the redtops should fuck off and start writing about top4tottenham’s problems and not inventing ours.

Next premiership game is Derby at home, West Ham away , Sunderland and Bolton at home which suggests we can really open a decent gap at the top before we play Liverpool.

This is such a great time to be an Arsenal fan.

Next up Seville, perhaps Dein and his new Russian friend should buy them, it would make sense Tango man and Seville oranges.

Europe here we come!

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Top4tottenham stuff Arsenal’s kids at Shite Hart lane

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Yeah sure they did! So now the 49ers (thats what they spent in millions) are 11 points behind, haven’t beaten us in 19 games and by the time we play them again, 9 years, and have propelled us to top of the league for the first time in three years.

God I hope they don’t sack the fat clown Martin Jol.

I watched his post match interview, he said we had the luck and should have put the game out of reach, no wonder his chairman hates him, he’s blind as well as fat and stupid.

What I can’t understand is why Levy let him spend over 40 mil on average players that everyone knew weren’t worth anywhere near that and then wants to sack him.

He’s as stupid as Jol, only not blind and nowhere near as fat. I did say stupid though, right?

Fantastic team performance though Diaby missed a sitter and does have lapses of concentration at times, but I think more games will straighten that out.

Adebayor needed to score after missing an even easier chance just after, but then made amends with two fantastic goals.

Cesc appears to get better as the season goes on, year by year I’d expect but game by game??? Boy are we lucky to have him.

I was suicidal for the first half but this team just don’t give in do they?

Bring Eduardo back for Seville and give Bendtner an airing or he’ll get stale.

I can’t wait for Seville and will watch them on Sky tonight to see what we have coming.

Well done the boys, I really think we can go all the way now.

Oh did you see he brought Song on for the last few minutes! He couldn’t resist could he? still I’ll forgive him that!

Update

I just listened to those three muppets on MOTD and all they talked about were the top4tottenham misses, wankers.

We had 8 shots on target they had 2. The chances they missed were Berbatov being tackled by Kolo, Clichy clearing off the line and 16mil Bent scuffing one, two out of those three were long balls, but they never mentioned that.

Can we all chip in and buy some shampoo for Berbatov, I don’t think they wash their hair in Bulgaria do they! He certainly hasn’t since he’s been here.


The omens look bad …or do they???

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So the big day is upon us! And those of you who are superstitious and look to the things happening around us would say, ‘it’s looking ominous’ why? We got stuffed in the cricket, humiliated in the rugby and it’s not looking good in formula 1 at the moment, so it would just top it if the worst happened at Shite hart lane.

Well I have some surprising news, Spurs are English as well, yes honest, the yiddos really are an English premiership side, so they will have the same omens, paving the way for us winning 7 nil and making it 9 years since they last won!

I’ve been reading that Arsene hates losing matches, in fact the Mirror said ‘accepting defeat is getting harder and he often cannot eat, sleep or even talk when Arsenal lose’.

Ha! join the club boss, that’s how the rest of us feel, even with pre-season games.

I’m thinking he may spring a big ‘un today, like Hoyte as center back and maybe Theo and Bendtner in up front and on the wing. I like Bendtner a lot,yes he has a gob on him but that’s not always bad, at least he wants to play and he may just be the pain in the spurs defence we need today.

Am I alone in being pissed off that this game is never televised?

I hope to be blogging tomorrow big time, if we’re not here, you’ll know why, spurs are so ordinary we really ought to trounce them, if we don’t we’ll never win the league, if we do, I for one will start to believe!

Good hunting fellow gooners (am I allowed to say that, or have Arsenal got the copy write?)

Oh and not Song, please not Song.