According to Britains biggest selling paper, the Sun, Ade is demanding £125k a week and Peter Crouch, the athletic Liverpool front man and part time mime artist, is being lined up as his successor.
Super agent Morabito confirms Ade will be sold when we have a replacement and Santa Cruz, Crouch and Mario Gomez are being considered, how does he know that then? What a load of cobblers.
I would like to say that is the funniest transfer rumour ever to have been written, but at the same time I find it scary, scary and I had to sleep with the light on last night.
In a Cesc interview he says when asked about Ade and Hleb ‘I am not so sure about Hleb, you know. But it doesn’t matter what will happen, we are a strong team and we have to trust the manager in the decisions he is about to take’
That says Ade is going doesn’t it? Other rumours say that we are after Silva and Benzema, that prospect is altogether more interesting, however Arshavin has come out and said he supports Barca and wants to go there, so as far as I’m concerned, leave well alone, don’t go after another who doesn’t want to join us.
I don’t understand why Ade had all the pictures done in the new kit if he wanted out, it has to be that they were shot when he still wanted to be an Arsenal player, so Milan obviously turned his head, we should take them to FIFA and get £20 million off them, they would think twice before doing that again wouldn’t they?
Anyway if they don’t have the money how can they afford his wages? And if they paid him those wages, how would the other Milan players feel about that? it’s all a bit strange, but I so wish Wenger would come out and speak.
I know we’re all complaining that we have signed no-one, but nor has anyone else really, not even the European teams, so perhaps next week when Wenger gets back it will all start to happen, or maybe the reason the others haven’t bought yet is because they have no money.
The final rumour is about Robinho, but as far as I’m conncerned he had his chance, twice, so leave well alone. Besides, we’ve got Rosicky haven’t we!
At least do one thing for us Arsene, deny the Crouch rumours!
Have a great day Grovers, see you in the comments section.
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