Blind Fergie and his amazing memory

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What a complete twat Fergie really is. First of all he says he was being abused by Arsenal fans, he conveniently forgets that he was the one that was doing the abusing…

…to the fourth official! all the Arsenal fans were doing, was giving him some back, pampered bastard wouldn’t know abuse if I punched him in the head, ripped his head out of its neck socket and pulled his lungs out of his wrinkled carcass.

He then complained that Saha was fouled on the lead up to us slashing the ball into the area to rescue a point.

He conveniently forgets that Clichy was fouled in the lead up to the opening own goal, that we had two penalty shouts and the Gallas goal came from a mazy Clichy run and a great cross.

Even then the dirty Dutch bastard tried to cheat his way out of it, he should get punished for that, it’s no different to elbowing someone in my book, talking of books, that dirty, cheating little prick Anderson, should get a ban for waving an imaginary card at the ref, which led to Cesc getting booked…

…and all of which the red nose alcoholic missed! Amazing isn’t it?

Even the News of the World are calling the ‘Moan United’ nice one king of the Red tops.

Still that’s what happens with alcoholics, they only see things through their pissed eye, the one that’s still open that is.

What happened to the best strike force the world has ever seen? I think they had one shot between them.

We on the other hand have got to stop this defensive 4-5-1 shit, it invites teams on and stops us having shots and that’s what football is all about, it’s different in Europe, do it there, but not against the Mancs.

Thought we played well though and showed some of the Adams style of grit out there, I honestly thought we had lost, it took my fellow bloggers some time to get me off the rail where I had slumped, to convince me the goal was given, so I missed the excitement of jumping up and down with the other 55,000 odd happy sods.

For a more in depth review of the match, and some player rating, check out Third-Gens review here, and for a run down of what Wenger thought… look here!

’till tomorrow Grovers!

 


Illegal approaches, Tevez consideration and Wenger talks

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Good morning mighty Gooner fans!

This mornings post is going to be quick as the game is one of those annoying noon kick offs!

Lets get straight into it then!

What formation will Wenger opt for? A normal 4-5-1, Ade up front with Hleb sitting behind? If he goes with that tactic, will Eboue play or will he bring in Diarra like Goodplaya suggest? Or will he bring back Gilberto after his impressive performance in the week and drop the Flamster after his clanger last week?

Or will Wenger go all out 4-4-2, bringing Eduardo into the fold? Or could he opt for the in form Walcott?

Many questions will be answered shortly. But my ill-educated guess would say 4-5-1 with Ade up front. Talking of the big Togolese striker, Wenger said he is going to investigate a possible illegal approach for him by ManU through his shitbag agent, he also talks about his interest in Tevez.

Charlie Nicholas gives his opinion here, he talks about this match being as big as the Milan derby, but not as big as the Old Firm matches. Fuck of Nicholas! Its the only game of interest in Scotland, its not a great watch compared to Arsenal Vs ManU! Still, he is backing us!

Wenger, along with the bookies feels we will come out of today victorious, he is adament we will do it in style though! Arsene, I don’t care if we win playing with less style than Blackburn on a bad day… I don’t even mind if we win playing like we did in the 2005 cup final… JUST WIN PLEASE!

Clichy reckons he’s got Ronaldo in his pocket, Big Al talks about Jens and his performances so far and more good press for fan favourite Flamini!

Finally, a whooping 87% of you are going for the victory today!

I like your confidence!

How about this for tomorrows headline?

Arsenal Spank the Mancs!

Any other suggestions will be welcomed in the comments section!

COME ON YOU GOONERS!


We don’t stand a chance!!

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Tevez and Rooney, the partnership is really working blah, blah, blah. Yes I saw them demolish a shit Middlesbrough side with panache, but when we slaughtered a Champions league side with football from another planet, they all said, look at the opposition.

Good to hear Merson back on board today on Sky Sports news, tipping us to win 3-2, but amusing to hear the bitter Scottish ex Leeds player Mac something saying we would lose, main reasons were Van der Sar was better, Vidic and Ferdinand were, in fact all their players are better, tosser.

Well bring it on ManScrew I can’t wait, even Ade turned them down in the summer, does that mean Tevez was second choice then?

They are a good side, no doubt about that, but with the home crowd and Wes Brown I really fancy us to win, and if our chances go in, I’ll fancy a big score.

I want him to stick Theo on from the start, but the smart money says Hleb in the hole and 4-5-1. I think when we played the scousers, we got better and had more shots when we went 4-4-2 but against Inter we played Hleb in the role and looked fab, with all our free scoring midfielders, it may be the smart play.

You know, I may just trust Wenger on this one.

I hate early kick offs as it means having to start drinking at 10am instead of midday, but 3 points on the board could make all our rivals stutter later in the day.

Come on Arsenal, let’s show the world who’s in charge.

Arsenal to march on 3-1.