Good things come to those who wait, and f*ck me Arsenal fans, we’ve waited a long time for a good summer. It hasn’t landed yet, but it feels like we’re making progress early in the window and it’s looking very exciting. David Ornstein can usually afford to go on holiday for most oftransfer window when… Read more »
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Crazy free transfer situation + Progress on dream defensive midfielder
There are two approaches you can take to getting what you want in life. One is to work hard and make it happen with positive vibes, the second is to bitch, moan and palm off your failings onto things outside of your control. I demonstrated Stan C’s approach yesterday. Then this story crossed my lap yesterday… Read more »
Collymore unloads on Wrighty for great teeth and elite banter (seriously)
YES HECTOR. I cannot love this guy any more than I already do. Sure, he had a shite season, but next year will be different. I’m very much enjoying his excellent attire here. The Arsenal tinted sunglasses are a deep metaphor for outlook on his career at Arsenal so far, the leopard print silk shirt is… Read more »
Arsenal signing elite super kids again
Friends of Le Grove, welcome to the Sunday show. So, the big news first of all… Arsenal are back in the mixer for signing children. We’ve bagged Joel Lopez, a 15-year-old from Barcelona. Good times. Remember the days when we’d have gaping holes in our squad and we’d go out and sign Giles Sunu as our… Read more »
Defensive midfield musings plus major backroom hire on the cards
I’ve just finished the final run of guests, a run that lasted 11 days straight, I’m more relieved than David Beckham after picking up his daughter’s pencil case. The above comment was all for the joke kids, all for the joke. Or quip. Whatever.
Arsenal linked with more youthful names
Horrible to read yet another high profile person has gone to such tragic lengths to escape their mental demons. Poor health of the mind is such a vicious predator and it doesn’t give a fuck who you are, how much you earn, or what your life looks like to the outside world. That’s why Danny Rose… Read more »
Arsenal lose the plot with new kits + Revealing interview about Emery
Wooooooah, what to make of the latest Arsenal kits? You know I globally renowned for having exquisite taste in sporting apparel, but I can’t help but think this batch of kits really were a ‘fuck you very much’ parting gift by the designers over at Puma. We’ve gone for a home kit that for me is… Read more »