Here we are people, one final game of preparation against Lazio before the new season starts. I’ll be removing the AKB page in time for the new season. In a world of Gooner optimism, all relics of the past must be cast aside.

Aaron Ramsey has a calf injury… read into that how you like, but not before I give you a sweet hot take. 1. If he’s faking an injury, that’s bad news, because it means he’s leaving. Arsenal surely can’t keep him beyond the deadline day that’s looming.

Going through a bit of a tough time at the moment, last night, I was caught dream cheating by my girlfriend. She’s mad. I told her it didn’t mean anything, but she’s not having it. If anyone has been through this, please let me know how you battle out of the hole and win back… Read more »

Well, the new boys have started to drip into the club. Torriera has LANDED which is magnificent. This is him pointing. Magnificent. In other news, the stories about us landing Dembele get hotter and hotter. The French wideman has an admirer in Sven M. Barca oddly looking to bin off the magical winger after just one season…. Read more »

So overall, you’d have to say the preseason is going rather nicely. A specific style is emerging No one is injured. We have breakthrough kids looking VERY good The morale looks excellent (noteworthy when you hear Mourinho squeal like a spoilt brat) There’s still a chance we might sign another name

I have been out of the game for a few days, taking in some Tenessee. Amazing, that even when rocking the Smokey’s, you find Arsenal fans wandering around. We are truly a global powerhouse when it comes to fans. So we’ve now dropped 3 games of preseason, and whilst it’s hard to draw aggressive conclusions… Read more »

It’s a new dawn It’s a new day It’s a new life for me, oozzzziiiiilllll I won’t talk about theeeee! Yes people, I have been finished by that story. That said, big shout out to the folk that kept me educated and smart on a very interesting issue. Nothing keeps you sharper in life than… Read more »