GONNA MISS U xArsenal bowed out of the top 4 race to rapturous boos. The days of a good old Glorious Failure™ are long behind us, yesterday marked the crescendo of one of the meekest season finales since Lost. A total bottle job. We couldn’t beat 17th placed Brighton. Say the Premier League has no… Read more »
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Top 3 opportunity goes to the last day (if we beat Brighton)
Via @Arsenal Instagram Hello top 4 my old friend. I’ve come to try with you again. Here we are AGAIN people. Spurs shit the bed against Bournemouth losing two players to red cards. Chelsea has a London derby against Watford tomorrow morning. We have to face off against the MIGHTY Brighton at home in a… Read more »
Emery DESTROYS Valencia
Another Europa night, another devastating pummelling of a prestige team. The big man in charge, Sir Unai Emery, inflicted defeat over Valencia in a pretty poor match at The Emirates. Unai opted for what some thought was an attacking formation, with some thinking it was defensive. I thought it looked like a 3-5-2 at home,… Read more »
Eur-Emery-opa League time!
Loved all the tepid takes last night post the Barca victory. ‘GUARDIOLA IS SHIT’ (Do what?!) ‘IT WAS MESSI THAT WON IT’ ‘KLOPP IS A FRAUD’ Messi is a great player, he’s a difference maker, but he didn’t alone keep one of the most potent attacking forces in world football at bay for 90minutes. This… Read more »
Achieving a brighter future (Long read)
Today, I’m here to give you all a bit of a pep talk. NOT PEP G. Just whatever a pep is. What is a pep? I’m here to give you a textual team huddle. NO, my office cleaning lady is going to take this one. Over to you, Esther. *hands over keyboard* WE ARE GOING… Read more »
Mr Motivator
Well good ebening my wonderful darlings, and how are we today? Glad to hear it. Let’s crack on. John Cross leaked the news that the travel booker at Arsenal is running team motivation exercises before the games. I’d heard that Arsenal do some sort of cringe David Brent huddle preseason, but the news that the… Read more »
Will top 4 stop the rot?
Well, the good news is no team in the top 6 really fancies the Champions League next season. United and Chelsea shared a point, leaving the run into Europe in the hands of someone else’s fuck up, but at least it’s not over for us. Chelsea has to play Watford at home then Leicester away,… Read more »