Posts Categorized: News Review

BENZEMA TO ARSENAL?

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Well, it is very, very cold where I am. -20 outside. This is going to be one of those ‘should I have upgraded the furnace’ kind of weeks. I’m cold people. Hopes and prayers, please. I tell you what is HAAAAWT. The ITK crowd is now saying that Ivan Toney is the choice of the… Read more »

SALT BAE FEEDS ARSENAL MANAGER

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Arteta shocked the world by attending the Salt Bae restaurant, allowing the chef to put a lump of steak into his mouth, and awkwardly lay his hand on the Spaniards’ shoulder. I’m shook. Did he know where he was? Did he know they had a video crew filming him? How did someone not stop this… Read more »

TIMBER ON TURF + A NEW STRIKING TARGET EMERGES

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Well good morning to you ALL. Are you enjoying the ramp-up in Le Grove posts? I hope so. It feels good to have the pen in hand more regularly and it has been fun to joust in the comments section again with that exact pen. New Year, new me, same Arsenal propaganda as before. So,… Read more »

TRANSFER RUMOUR SQUASHED

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Two very reliable internet sources on the TWITTER countered the stories about Onana joining Arsenal in January. The chatter is thought to be taking its fuel from agents keen to move on a top performer from an Everton in a bit of a mess. My view on this remains the same. I don’t get it…. Read more »

ACCEPTING THE PAIN OF PROGRESS (LONG READ)

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Arsenal internet of 2017 is back and the screamers have been set loose. After 4 years of having to mostly earn scraps after the cratering of ScreamerTube traffic, we’re back with a bang, being lectured on standards by people who make their money appealing to 14-year-olds. Having to listen to people who have never performed… Read more »

SLOPPY FINISHING CRISIS HITS DEPRESSING NEW PEAK

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Arsenal feels like the plot of a seriously average horror movie right now. Someone at the club did something unthinkable. They walked under a ladder, reversed over a black cat, said a trigger word into a cursed mirror 5 times, or walked over the grave of a very sick individual… because our luck has been… Read more »

AFC VS LIVERPOOL MATCH DAY BLOG: INJURY PILE-UP CONCERNS

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Arsenal took a huge blow to their FA Cup chances when it was announced by Sami Mokbel and David Ornstein that Gabi Jesus is out with a knee injury. It’s thought to be minor, but that’s never stopped a cheeky three-month stint on the sidelines. The news is bad because it gives us less options… Read more »