Massive result, but I have some big concerns… Ratings + Review

August 29, 2010

It doesn’t seem to matter when we go up to Blackburn, the heavens open regardless and the conditions conspire against us. Yesterday was no exception as the rain poured down in the middle of August. We fielded a very strong looking team going with the usual back 4, sticking Cesc Fabregas in the middle of the park and going with Robin in the middle relegating Chamakh to the bench.

Blackburn started off as we expected them to, firing long balls into the box. Almunia came and claimed the first one with confidence, you could almost hear the sigh of relief from the away crowd. This was going to be a long day for the beleaguered Spaniard, he needed to impress.

Song was back in his favoured position sporting a new blonde hair cut, he was helping the midfield tick along with his short passing and physical presence. Not long into the game, Diaby lashed a shot at the Blackburn goal after some penalty box ping pong. Shortly after that, Theo was adjudged to be offside after he stylishly chipped the keeper from 20 yards.

The game was surprisingly open considering who we were playing, it was real end to end stuff. Blackburn’s tactics were long balls powered into the box from set plays and throw ins, but they were really focusing in on hitting our flanks and whipping dangerous balls into the box.  Something they were having frightening success with… especially down the left.

Cesc had to clear a powerful header off our line and moments later Almunia had to scramble across his goal to tip a floated header wide. A super save, very worrying that the Northerners were able to beat us to many of these balls.

Our defending was nothing short of shambolic, we were positionally naive and there was clearly no leadership at the back.

Our first chance came when Song found some space in the middle of the park, he made a short pass to Arshavin who tapped through to RvP who laid off a superb pass into the feet of Theo… who absolutely buried it into the bottom corner. He hit it so hard he literally pierced the net! A great finish reminiscent of Mark Overmars.

Our advantage was short lived. A speculative long ball was played out wide, Kozzer just needed to shepherd Diouf outwide, instead, he was muscled out the way then he didn’t have the pace to recover… the Blackburn wide man powered into the box, picked out Diouf MKII and we were level again. A very poor piece of defending and a reminder that I was right when I told you weight and experience matter when you’re a top class defender.

Robin went off with an injury. We now know it not to be serious, but it’s still a shame that we know yet again, we’re probably not going to be able to rely on his services for anymore than 30 games this season. He’s a walking crockbomb and we’ve just got to get used to it. When you throw in the news that Nik B might be out for 2010, all of a sudden, we’ve got a striking crisis at the club! Lets hope Chamakh is made of the same stuff Vermaelen is!

I was confident we’d win the game in the second half but our lack of directness worried me in the second half. For all our possession, we really didn’t seem to work Paul Robinson. We fear the shot, which seems to be something that’s crept into our game over the past few years.

Our second came when Sagna worked hard to keep the ball in play, he flew into the box , picked out Cesc who smashed his ball into a crowd of players rebounding off Theo I think. Arshavin was there to pick up the pieces and he slotted it expertly into the bottom corner. We were winning now… could we hold onto the lead?

Well, our full backs weren’t helping us, Blackburn continued to get the ball in from out wide and sloppy mistakes were creaping in. Vermaelen played Kalinic in with a poor clearance and Sagna had to put his body on the line to block a Diouf shot. Dunn was also given a chance to level the score after more shoddy defending…

Theo managed to have a second goal disallowed for a handball, we weren’t getting luck of the draw going forward. Jack Wilshere nearly scored down the other end, it wasn’t to be, the ref blew up, it was a super win for the boys in red and white!

Ratings:

Almunia: Under the circumstances, I’d say he did very well. He was assertive and he was a safe pair of hands today. I’m going to grade him a point higher than I normally would because of the added pressure. However, I’m not changing my opinion. People forget he’s there to play like that week in week out and we know that over the past 3 years, he hasn’t been able to do that. It’s time for a change, time for some quality, time to accept he’ll never be any more than a 2nd string keeper for us. 8

Clichy: I wasn’t impressed with our left back today. He let Blackburn in far too many times for my liking and I thought he was sloppy. It’s not going to be long before Gibbs is taking his place in the team because his performances have been weak for the best part of a year now! He wasn’t in position for the first goal, but you’ve got to expect that when you want your left back to attack. 5

Sagna: A more solid performance than Clichy and a super assist. He seems to have worked hard on his crossing in the preseason because they’re certainly a lot better than they were last year! He’s a good defender, I’d just like to see a bit more discipline in game when the tactic of the opposition is to hit wide positions. 6.5

Vermaelen: I can’t work out what the problem is here… is it that 23 year old Vermaelen isn’t experienced enough to lead the line and his performances are going to be erratic next to less experienced players, or was it just a one off? He made some poor errors today and he didn’t lead particularly well. 6

Kozzer: I felt sorry for him. It’s not his fault is it? He’s not ready for first team in the Premiership. He isn’t up to speed and he isn’t used to playing in our defence. His weakness is clearly aerial balls and strikers are going to take advantage of his slight frame. If he’s getting into this much of a mess against Blackburn, how is he expected to deal with the Drogba test? He was at fault for the first goal and he was responsible for a host of other errors. Still, why should we expect him to come in and be a world beater? He’s come in from a weak club and he’s only had one year of semi decent football. He’s got something about him… but it’ll take time to adjust and bed in. Keep them crossed Squillaci can be the answer… Kozzer isn’t at the moment. 5

Song: Well, we certainly weren’t opened up down the middle today and there was no bully boy tactics going on from Blackburns side of things. I thought he passed well and he pushed danger down the channels. Hopefully he can maintain last seasons consistency and keep his fitness up to standard. 7

Diaby: Not good enough for me. I don’t care what his passing stats were, he doesn’t do enough for me. He makes wrong decision after wrong decision and he doesn’t really add too much to our game defensively or attacking wise. He’s the type of player who if he were to make the jump, could be immense… it just seems that jump is taking an age to happen. I’d prefer 6.5 in there… sorry, I mean Rosicky! 6

Cesc: Looked pretty moody yesterday. Who wouldn’t after a coach ride to Blackburn? He’s still a cut above anyone else in the Premiership for speed of thought and ability to find space. I thought he looked uncomfortable on the pitch, whether that was fitness or not being in Spain… hopefully he’ll perk up as the season progresses. 6.5

Robin Van Persie: Created the first goal for Theo with a super pass, bar that, I can’t remember him doing too much else bar fall to the ground in a typical crumpled heap. Thankfully it’s only ten days out and he’ll miss international duty. 6.5

Theo: The man is on a mission to become the player we all hoped he would. He had fire in his belly, he has Premiership swagger about his game and his finishing has transformed. He scored a great goal and he had two disallowed. I’m hoping he can score 15 goals this season, if he does, I reckon we could be in with a shout come the end of the season. 8.5

Arshavin: I thought he had a solid game today. For one so short, he sure packs some power. He’s creative and he has that selfish streak our team sometimes lacks. He finished well this afternoon and he worked hard down his wing.  A good showing. 7

Chamakh: I’m not sure why Wenger didn’t have our aerial supremo on from the start. He would have done a better job defending corners than Diaby and he’d give us a physical presence up top. He came on, linked in well and was unlucky with a few chances. 7

Rosicky: I’ll just give him a 9 and leave it at that. I know how you sensitive souls get about player  ratings. I appreciate he was probably on the bench this week because of last weeks score! 9

Jack Wilshere: Only on for 8 minutes. 6


Blackburn today, we know what to expect, no complaints, just win…

August 28, 2010

I found Wenger’s press snippet about the referees offering no protection to the goalkeepers and football becoming a rugby match a bit girly.

Sure, some teams are too rough. Sure, some teams try and hustle the goalkeeper, but that’s Premiership football for you. By making a statement like that, all Wenger has achieved is to encourage Blackburn to play rough and target one of our weak goalkeepers.

If teams play rough against you, my suggestion would be to play rough with them. If they set their stall out early with a crunching tackle, someone in our team should munch them back. That’s the thing with bullies, they don’t like it up em’!

I was encouraged to read that Kozzer likes the physical game and he’s happy to get stuck in. It seems that since we’ve struggled with the physicality of the game, all we do is buy players who can’t cope. Thomas Vermaelen came over last year and changed that pattern and I’m hoping we’ll have more of the attitude with Squillaci and Koscielny.

Blackburn were the architects of the ‘crowded box’ technique last season.

You don’t know what this tactic is?

Well, seeing as everyone else in the blogging world is trying to craft out a career in football tactics (Arsenal Column being the best if you like to read about the science of the game), I thought I’d join the bandwagon and show you via our intelligent Peroni Sponsored chalk board.

Crowded Box

As you can see, the Blackburn players pressurise one of our hapless keepers and force them into a mistake. The tactical solution to this problem is to buy a good goalkeeper. As we’re yet to do that, I would hope that we’ve been training hard to combat this problem. I would suggest that anything that comes into the box is firmly fisted away and any foul is greatly exaggerated by the keeper. Knowing our coaching staff, I can imagine we’ve employed the tactic known in the business as ‘ignore the problem, hope for the best.’

Realistically, we should batter Blackburn. They are a solid team but don’t really possess too much in the way of fire power. I’ve been impressed with Kalinic at times, but his finishing is poor. Pederson is one to watch out for with his set piece play and penchant for a distance effort. The good news is that David Dunn is unlikely to be playing. It’s mighty selfish that since we sorted his career threatening injury, he’s often the fulcrum of our problems!

Arsenal need to concentrate from the off, we need to start having shots and we need to be aware that this is unlikely to be as easy as Blackpool. As far as I know, there aren’t going to be too many changes to the squad. You would expect to see Cesc back in the team ahead of Jack Wilshere and I’d like to think Alex Song and Diaby will partner him in midfield.

I’m not really sure what the boss is going to do with his front three. Personally, I’d go with Robin in the middle with Chamakh and Theo taking up the wide spots… but that leaves Arshavin out of the side and an apparently in form Rosicky! Which would make sense from a physical point of view…

… and guess what? We might even get the chance to see Denilson today!

Help yourself to a cyber party popper!

I think we’re going to win 2-0. The key to winning these games generally is scoring the first goal because it kills lesser oppositions game plan. If we can do that and come away unbutchered, that will be the first ‘dirty northern ba*tard’ test out of the way!

Come on you Gooners!

P.S. On the goalkeeper front, I fully expect us to make a signing before the window closes. I’ve heard that Schwarzer isn’t playing at the moment because he’s told his boss he’s not in the right frame of mind. If we renege on £2million for a player who could potentially be the difference between winning something and mediocrity, it tells a story about our priorities. After all, if reports are to be believed, we had no problem lining our managers pocket with a further £2million… a story I have no problem believing.

Why we’re in for a 37 year old doesn’t make sense to me… I do wish we’d work on the policy of, if a superstar kid isn’t ready, buy someone who is at the top of their game now. Pepe Reina would have cost £20mill, he is the best in the league right now. If we’d signed him and Chesney had made the necessary jump in 3 years time, we’d be able to sell Reina at a profit when he’s 29 and we wouldn’t need to replace him.

By signing Schwarzer, we’re signing a keeper who solves a massive problem. Name me a keeper in the Premier league who wouldn’t solve that problem? I think people are getting carried away about him. He’s been in England since 1997 and hasn’t attracted a sniff of interest from a top club in all that time. His signing isn’t about quality, it’s about penny  pinching and giving a young keeper we have no idea about a bit of hope.

Everything Arsenal do these days is based on faith and doing things on the cheap.

We’re one of the most cash rich clubs in the world, and we’re still pleading poverty… we’re like the fat girl who got thin and still dates ugly men. What is the point of spending the last 5 years saving money, then not using that money to take advantage of other clubs genuine poverty? If you don’t believe we’ve got money, you wait until the annual report comes out in October… I’m sure you’ll be staggered.

Enjoy the game wherever you are today! An early kick off for once, what a result! I’ll be back tomorrow with a match report!


5-0 down… Robin and Cesc roll on… bad times for Blackpool

August 22, 2010

The naysayers of UK football often criticise lower league teams for not playing in the spirit of the game. Today was a fine demonstration of why the tactic of playing ‘football’ against better teams is a flawed policy.

Blackpool were embarrassing. Without meaning to be derogatory, they looked like a group of Sunday league players and they played in a similar fashion. A bump back to reality after a dream start against Wigan.

There were too many goals to talk about so instead, I’ll just give you my overall opinion of the game.

Our football was fluid and there were some special performances.

Theo looked like a man possessed. He clearly wanted to prove to me that he had fire in his belly and boy did he deliver. His decision making in the final third was a touch dodgy but his finishing was excellent as was his power and desire. I was hugely impressed by his hunger.

Chamakh also impressed. He was given far more service today which allowed him to run at people and bring others into the game. He’s Adebayor with a touch and raw hard work. He missed some sitters but he tested the keeper and never let his head drop. His headed goal from a piss poor Robin corner was more than deserved and I honestly believe we have signed a gem.

Jack deserved his place in the starting line up. One mistake against Liverpool didn’t merit being benched and without ever taking it to Blackpool, he impressed with his short passing and aggression. He’ll be an asset later in the year and I’m chuffed he’s been included this year.

I told everyone Friday Song would be at the back which I think is a very irritating decision. He’s either a DM or a centre back. If he’s our best DM, don’t play him at the back because he is very error prone. I wasn’t enamoured with his performance today.

Diaby showed some superb skill today and bagged a goal. If he can make the jump this year, he could be a real power house this year.

Cesc came on to rapturous applause but looked very mute about it. Maybe that’s him… he didn’t look pleased to be there.

Talking of being there, the attendance was shocking for an opener. Massive gaps in club level, massive gaps in the normal seats and gaps so big in the boxes, my chum told me Arsenal should force people in corporate to sit in their seats!

Anyway, a great game, super result… lets build on that and smash Blackburn in their own back yard!

Ratings

Almunia: Looks like a man on death row. Dealt with everything adequately today, made one howler with a drop kick which was met with crowd derision. 6

Sagna: Made a great assist and generally harranged the Blackpool full back all game. 7

Vermaelen: Not much to do, dealt with everything with passion and drive. He’d be a great captain. 7

Song: His imaginary friend is back and I felt Arsene let him down today by putting him in a foreign position. He’s a DM or a centre back… not both. 5

Clichy: Had good game today, hope he can have a blinder this  year. 6

Diaby: I thought he played really well. His passing was good, he was great taking the ball around players and he bagged a goal. 7

Wilshere: Kept it simple and nearly popped up with a goal. He’s gonna be a great player, glad he was given a second chance today. 7

Rosicky: Couldn’t remember him playing really. He brings people into the game, but he needs to offer a bit more product for me. 6.5

Arshavin: I think he is very lazy but I still love him. Wish he’d pull his socks up and track back occasionally. 5

Chamakh: Great work rate, dodgy finishing at time… but will be a good signing for us. 7

Walcott: All over the place, looked like a £60k a week player today. Excellent hatrick! 9


Arsenal win valuable point with excellent result + Transfer update

August 16, 2010

I honestly believe we’ve pulled a very good result out of the bag. I think Liverpool will improve vastly on last years league position and I’m sure they’ll take points off the others in the top 4 scrum. You have to remember that we were missing Cesc, Robin and Song and we had players like Diaby who have hardly trained this preseason. We fielded the inexperienced Jack Wilshere, two Premier League debutants and a keeper not fit for purpose.

When you add all that up, it’s surprising we came away with anything!

I was also pleased with the goal we conceded and the overall sloppy performance from Almunia. He was given the captains armband in a weak attempt to instill a bit of confidence… the plan clearly didn’t work and he was typically diabolical all game. He flapped at 3 crosses and he didn’t react quick enough to the N’gog finish. A sad way to end a below average career at Arsenal. I hadn’t heard much about Schwarzer from the people I talk to regarding Arsenal but yesterday I was told we’ll secure his signature within the next ten days.

Not one to spread rumours, but him not being fit for Fulham’s first game has about as much credibility as my jokes. I heard we’re looking at 1-2 centre backs and the preference is British. Here’s hoping! When Wenger says that people aren’t selling, he’s not lying. Apparently there is a lot of truth in the Mertesacker, Jones and Jagielka stories.

We want good players but we’re not after them for silly money. If we bought Jagielka for £17million off the back of that serious injury and he broke down Robin style I think people would be calling for Wenger’s head. I guess it’s a similar story with Mertesacker, his height and presence is appealing, but the guy is error prone. If we bought him for £20million and he flopped, it’d be embarrassing.

The interesting thing about all this is that the only clubs in Europe with any money are City, Arsenal and the German clubs. Why aren’t teams selling? It should be a buyers market. Or is it like the stagnating housing market in the UK at the moment? People can’t buy because sellers have unrealistic price expectations?

I feel like I’m making excuses for Wenger here. The one thing I find incredibly incompetent is that we’ve taken so long to secure a new keeper. There is no excuse on that front and in a league that could be decided by a point, I find it maddening that we’ve already dropped two because of a keeping error.

Anyway, Arsenal dominated the first half possession statistics in embarrassing fashion.

Eboue was marauding through the Liverpool midfield taking any opportunity he could to plunge to the floor and feign injury. The guy is still an embarrassment to the club with his behaviour. Still, the resulting freekicks gave us a few chances, Thomas Vermaelen going closest with a rasping 30 yard striker.

Johnson was the first to test Almunia with a high central shot that was tipped over. The following corner found Ngog who was denied by Clichy on the near post.

Joe Cole was sent off for a very silly challenge on Kozzer. A tackle that saw our French boy stretchered off.  Chamakh was being offered no service whatsoever and our key players were given very little chance to express themselves. Liverpool were woeful.

The second saw the Koz come back on with and egg sized lump on his shin for his troubles. People have told me one of the Frenchman’s best attributes is that he’s a fighter and he has the right attitude. He was going to need that with the introduction of Torres. One area of his game he’ll need to work on is his ability to deal with aerial balls. He was beaten by N’gog early in the second half when perhaps he should have done better. All part of the steep learning curve. He looks sharp on the ground and he’s fast.

Our first goal was conceded after a catalogue of errors, N’gog was threaded through and he beat our captain at the near post. At least 5 mistakes were made in the build up to the goal.

1) Clichy had the ball passed through his legs

2) Arshavin made a poor pass

3) Jack fluffed his touch

4) There was no holding midfielder clearing up at the edge of the box

5) Almunia was beaten at his near post by a soft shot in my opinion

Arsenal brought on Theo and Rosicky and we lost Eboue and Jack. I’ve read some criticism of the young Englishman and I think that’s bang out of order. He’s 18, hugely talented and he just started against some of the worlds best midfielders. He deserves patience.

Theo, surprisingly changed up the game. He moved up top and his speed created a bit of a fear factor. He didn’t really do anything too spectacular but the fact we can bring two players of their calibre off the bench is very encouraging. Theo bent a freekick around the wall only to be denied by a tidy Reina save. Wenger should take note of how well other players took freekicks today.

Rosicky swept into the box off the back off the back of a lovely one two move with Arshavin, his shot impressively tipped over by Reina.

RvP managed to keep an Arshavin back post cross in, but Theo couldn’t capitalise on some Reina indecisiveness.

In the 89th minute, Rosicky floated an average cross into the box, Reina squinting in the sun didn’t come for the ball allowing Chamakh to nip in front of him and get a touch that hit the post, the ball came straight back at Reina who could do nothing other than bundle the ball into his own net.

What is it with Spanish keepers?

The game could have been killed off when Theo broke into the box with three players on hand to slot the ball home, instead of playing the ball to feet, he decided to go back post with a floated chip. Typical poor decision making from Theo. The ball went up the other end and Kuyt was dispossessed with a kick to the nuts by Kozzer. He picked up a his first yellow. Gerrard had a freekick 25 yards out that was saved by Almunia.

Koz still had time to make his mark on the game when he handled the ball and received a debut red card. Am I upset? No way! He’s one of the boys now!

After 5 painful minutes of injury time, 20 players finished the game and a point was shared.

Now we have a whole bunch of easy games coming up, we’ve got a full squad of players to choose from (Bar Rambo who is now running) and we’ll hopefully have a new goalkeeper and a centre back to get excited about.

Today wasn’t perfect, but remember, we’re not 100% fit, we’re missing key players and we don’t have a proper keeper.

Arsenal know what they have to do to make the league their own this year and I truly believe we’re going to bolster. Keep the faith for two more weeks Gooners. I’m pre-empting a great squad and I have no doubt we’ll be up there come this end of the season.

Could this be our year?

Let us know in the comments section!

Update: Track this seasons players ratings through google!

Player Liverpool (A)
Manuel Almunia 5
Abou Diaby 5
Bacary Sagna 6
Thomas Vermaelen 7
Laurent Koscielny 7
Tomas Rosicky 6.5
Samir Nasri 7
Robin van Persie 6
Theo Walcott 6
Jack Wilshere 6
Gael Clichy 6.5
Andrey Arshavin 5
Emmanuel Eboue 6
Marouane Chamakh 6

P.S. Check out the new site from the boys over at the Gunning Hawk, it’s taken them all summer and it launched over the weekend..


You gotta question the ambition of Arsenal…

August 14, 2010

So the news leaked yesterday that Arsene Wenger is set/has put pen to paper on a 3 year deal.

No surprise there. He earns great money, has unprecedented power and he has unfinished business.

I mentioned that the news would ‘maybe’ make people smile yesterday. Well, it’s been a real mixed reaction. I think if you ran approval ratings for Arsenal and Arsene at the moment, they’d be and an all time low.

News that Mark Schwarzer has put in a transfer request is encouraging. Whilst he’s no Pepe Reina, he certainly is a major improvement on what we currently have. It’s looking likely Almunia is going to be our number 1 on Sunday because there is absolutely no chance Wenger would put a keeper in our team who is so weak, even his home town team target him from corners. It’d be unsettling for the defence and it would make a mockery of Wenger.

I revealed yesterday via our twitter account (@arsenal_legrove) that Robin and Cesc would be involved in the squad. After this weekend, we’ll pretty much have a full squad to pick from. The injury JD picked up wasn’t serious as I mentioned a couple of weeks ago. Diaby is travelling up so a midfield of Frimpong, Nasri and Wilshere is looking slightly less likely. Though I have no idea how fit for duty the Frenchman is.

What I’m worried about is the lack of ambition Arsenal have shown this transfer window. This is my own opinion here, but I have a feeling Wenger went into this buying period fully aware that their maybe a few bargains going towards the end of August. He’s the grand parent that buys Christmas presents in the January sales and that for me that is bad management. That in effect means that there has been no targeted effort to sign what we need. I find that disgusting.

I also find it hard to believe the stories that Giles Grimandi watch every game Schwarzer played last year. Is he our only scout?

Arsenal have rewarded Wenger for making the owners rich. I wonder when the fans stopped being a priority and bottom line figures became the number one? Like Geoff said yesterday, no one is asking for us to be bankrupted and the very fact Wenger has coached an army of fans to believe that spending £15million on a player will cause a Leeds type scenario is shocking. Some people who have posted on Le Grove have even put forward the idea that spending money equates to having no class?

That is a truly staggering example of modern day propaganda.

If Wenger pulls his finger out, signs Schwarzer and Vincent Kompany, we’ll compete this year. If we win against Liverpool and he decides he has enough… we’re in for 3rd or 4th this year. It would be a travesty to see a team with our attacking prowess not be given the platform to compete this year. I think it’s ridiculous it’s taken this long to sign the relevant playing staff but realistically, if we can get past Liverpool, it doesn’t matter if we don’t have a 4th centre back for a few weeks because the teams we’re playing are pretty average attack wise.

Yesterday we spent the morning reminiscing about players of old, Dennis Bergkamp, Robert Pires, Tony Adams… Arsene, help create a new generation of players like that by helping to cement our great young players in legend with a trophy!

Let’s hope that this year our open top bus parade can contain more than just a healthy balance sheet!

Match preview tomorrow… have a great day, enjoy the start of the season!

P.S. If you like reading about other stuff, I’ve written something for the boys over at Tatty Nut Nut. Plus, you must sign up to our fantasy league now… it’s a life or no ipad situation.

Instructions

1. Click: ‘Metro Fantasy Football’

2. Select your team and confirm

3. Register your details

4. Click join a mini league:

5. Enter the following details

League Name: Le Grove Premiership
PIN: 8001936


Keeper on his way? – Superstar decline – Why we should buy big!

August 11, 2010

Good morning Grovers! I hope you all took time out to read El Tel’s early morning rant, superb effort there, I hope you’ll all agree!

Onto today!

First up, it appears Carvahlo has moved to Madrid for a reported £6million. Jose’s first signing from England this term and a nice piece of business considering the defence they have over in Madrid. I mention this because it has a three-fold meaning.

Firstly, just because a player is over 30, it doesn’t mean you have to release them for a free transfer. Arsenal seem to be very keen to control every penny when buying a player, but when releasing a player who has earned staggering wages over the length of their career, we’re shouldn’t be so happy to let them go for a free.  Pires, Sol Campbell and William Gallas all spring to mind when I think of players we’ve let go for nothing out of love.

Secondly, it’s exciting to see that Chelsea do appear to be falling apart. They’ve lost nearly all of their pre-season games and now they’ve arguably let their best defender go, not to mention their captain has lost all his pace and confidence. I’d love to think it’s over for them, but they’ve got deep pockets and no doubt a £20million signing will come in.

Also, as one of the Grovers pointed out last night. Chelsea bought him for £20million, sold him for £6million and had 6 seasons out of a player who brought them huge success. All for £14million. That’s a good deal and shows you that buying top quality for a large fee can bring rewards.

Man up Arsene and take the plunge with a great keeper like Reina, you seriously can’t lose.

Our squad is looking exciting in a tragic kind of way for the Liverpool game. For the life of me I can’t understand how Wenger can have any justification for leaving Robin out of the Liverpool squad when he had nearly the whole of last season to rest and catch up with his friends and family.

Though Cesc had more of a season, he still had March and May to recover when he wasn’t playing for Arsenal. Factor in he played about 26minutes during the world cup. I can’t for the life of me understand the logic in risking the opening game of the season by fielding a HUGELY inexperienced side.

For starters the psychological blow would be terrible and kicking off a league campaign with a loss against a hungry Liverpool side isn’t going to do us any long term favours, especially when confidence is clearly so fragile in this group of players.

There are big worries about Frimpong in the Le Grove comments section. People who’ve watched him regularly for the youth team believe he has great potential but they have zero trust in his ability to stay disciplined, to control Liverpool’s attacks and to make accurate passes. This was news to me, but the Legia Warsaw game hardly filled me with confidence. Roy Hodgson is doubtful to field a team capable of conceding five… us on the other hand, well, you just never know!

With only a few days before the season kicks off, I thought I’d draw you a to an interesting point that kind of rams home a something Geoff and I have tried to communicate over the past few seasons.

People talk about the ‘bigger picture’ when trying to justify our lack of spending and investment in the first team. I understand we’ve got debt to pay off, but the fans were never told the intention was to pay the mortgage of in 6-7 years so the board could make maximum revenue when selling the club.

Le Grove isn’t fussed about how much money the shareholders make despite Geoff owning some shares. What we’re worried about is the long-term revenue streams of our club. More specifically, the revenue you make from your future fans. How draw these people in?

Well, firstly, you ensure all new fathers have the guts to force their children into supporting the mighty Arse. I know that was my fate. No Christmas presents was the threat… the confiscation of food and water is probably the tipping point.

What about the dad’s with no gumption? What about couples where football isn’t a priority, you know, scrabble on a Saturday afternoon types? What about the dreaded dads who support ‘football’, or like…  *cough…rugby? Who are their kids going to support? I’ll tell you who… whichever team is winning the most. Whichever team has the most exciting players. Whichever team all the other kids are supporting in the playground.

You might say we don’t want those types of fans. Well, I’d tell you to grow up with that kind of attitude. There is a reason that kids like crappy pop music, it allows them to fit in and gives them an easy ride at school. At the moment, I can assure you, kids who support Arsenal will probably be getting a ribbing. My girlfriend knows nothing about football, bar Arsenal don’t win anything… she gets a right hander everytime she says it, but that’s besides the point (Jokes…).

If you want to secure future revenue streams, you have to invest in something other than 17 year old kids. Making superstars shouldn’t be a 5 year process. It should be a 1 season process like it used to be. Just back up this point, I found article on shirt sales and I’ll give you the headline figures.

2007-08 – Adebayor, Robin Van Persie, Cesc Fabregas

2008-09 – Fabregas, Walcott, Robin Van Persie

2009-10 – Arshavin, Fabregas

So what does this tell you? Well, it tells you that this is the first season out of five that we’ve lost a bit of pulling power with the youngsters. We’ve never been a team renowned for shirt sales, but I’d bet you a fiver we had more in that top ten back when we had great players all over the pitch. It tells you that regardless of what you think of Arshavin, the guy is a superstar and kids love him. It tells you that the Walcott kids books don’t do him any favours even with a world cup coming and that £6ok a week hasn’t seen the expected return.

Kids are fickle, I mean, having Adebayor on your shirt after one good season despite his lack of talent shows you what a top striker can do for your shirt sales. Is it any wonder that in a season where none of our forwards scored more than 15 goals, we don’t manage to have a striker in the top 10 for shirt sale? That says that kids don’t buy shirts on potential (Theo shirt sales exploded on the back of the Croatia hattrick)…

So what’s the on cost of Wenger not spending? Why doesn’t anyone see the bigger picture there? Why is a team that boasts the 2nd most exciting brand of football in the world not more represented with shirt name sales and shirt sales in general?

Are the people looking at the bigger picture actually looking at the smaller picture?

P.S. Schwarzer has put in a transfer request. No source, but it wouldn’t surprise me!


George Graham: How F*cking dare you…

August 11, 2010

A quick warm up post from a resident Grover over the past few years, El Tel. He’s an Arsenal steward, an ultra passionate fan and someone I can say we have had to ban from the LG comments section on occasions for taking the passion a bit too far! Anyway, this rant was too good not to share with the masses, ear muffs for those who are against blue language! Enjoy…

I get the f*cking hump when I read kids on multiple domains dismissing GG and what he gave to Arsenal.

George Graham was then what Maureen is now, yet the kids hero-worship the flash c*nt?

GG was a great tactician who inherited another great tactician’s youngsters (Don Howe).

I hear the average players being mentioned when reminiscing about George’s reign but I don’t see too many people mentioning the greats? Well, for the benefit of those who weren’t around to remember, here are a few…

  • David Seaman
  • Lee Dixon
  • Steve Bould
  • Alan Smudger Smith
  • Nigel Winterburn
  • John Jensen (Yes he was good)
  • Stefan Schwarz
  • Martin Keown (Re signed)
  • Ian Wright
  • Kevin Richardson
  • Brian Marwood
  • Anders Limpar
  • John Hartson

I guess these were average were they? There are more but I am too angry to think.

He also helped great players like Rocky Rocastle, Mickey Thomas, Paul Davis, Tony Adams, Paul Merson, David O’Leary,  John Lukic enjoy great careers, again there are more, but I’m too angry to remember.

The Mancs play with average players even today Brown, O’Shea, Fletcher etc yet they are lauded as great. They win things because they cheat FACT. The Manc c*nts drink and smoke (Rooney) yet that’s ok is it?

F*ck off all you GG haters, the man has ARSENAL in his blood man and boy. He still loves us even after being hung out to dry regarding the money scandal.

We would have won lots more with GG as Manager even if the style of football doesn’t correlate with what you’re being served up today.

We are becoming the Spuds of yesteryear playing great football but winning f*ck all.

GG did sign some duds but not as many as Uncle Arsene has.

Diawara some dodgy forward, Garde, Grimandi, Vivas, Stepanovs, Cygan, Almunia, Flappy, Denilson, R.Wright, The fox in the box.  Shall I go on, becuase I assure you I could.

GG also came a gnats away from going unbeaten with an unlucky 2-1 loss at Stamford Bridge, something else we all tend to forget.

The Children who think football started in the Wenger years should buy a book or a DVD called the History of Arsenal. You might then realise what a great great club you actually support.

Liverpool next week, let’s see who is more scared! How is Roy f*cking Hodgson all of a sudden a great manager?

F*cking hilarious, that’s all they could afford!

Anyway, up The Gunners. Come on you Reds!

Pedro will be back at 0900 with today’s post!

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£20mill Reina bid revealed + the move they didn’t tell you about!

August 7, 2010

Well after weeks of keeping my mouth shut, finally I can reveal the names of goalkeeper and defensive midfielder I was told we were in for.

The Sun has forced my hand by getting hold of the Reina story which was my first name, this isn’t new, the phone call actually happened weeks ago when we were telling Barca where to go (June). So I can confirm that despite the massive sums of money involved, the story is bang on. What the Sun failed to mention that we enquired after Javier Mascharano as well.

Geoff alluded to these players numerous times in his posts to give you clues, but to be honest, he, like me, had given up on the story going anywhere so we thought it’d be best to stay quiet.

That’s why generally I’ve kept calm this summer because I was sure we were going after top names.The Spahic rumour flew in the face of everything I’d heard. I thought, how can we be in for world class players one minute… this guy the next? I assumed we’d done the usual and bid £2million for the pair and offered a years subscription to ATVO to sweeten the deal.

My initial theory was that we’d buy Reina for a princely sum allowing Schwarzer to go to Liverpool which would in turn allow them to buy some defensive reinforcements. I didn’t quite realise we’d be lumping out that much money for him, I thought it’d be a £25mill for the Argentinian and £15mill for Reina.

I’m sure that we’d all forgive the joker Reina for his misgivings if he signed up for the Arse and if a signing ever was going to get the fans going, it would be this one. It would probably be the most effective signing of Wenger’s reign. I’d liken it to walking through the desert for 5 year, living off beetles and lizards… then turning the corner and finding a 3 course meal that Gordon Ramsay had just prepared! You’d pleased because it’s food first and foremost… but damn, that is a great way to end your starvation!

The Spaniard in an Arsenal shirt would be an amazing coup and would satisfy our need for a quality keeper ten fold!

I’m not sure what’s going to happen with Javier, I know he wants to go to Inter, but last year he wanted to go to Barcelona and then Madrid last season. He wants to play in an attacking line up and he wants Champions League football. Remember that Wenger has been in for him before when £7.5million was the touted price. I think he’d be a superb signing for us and he’d give our midfield real strength in depth. The guy has that little bit of nasty in him I feel we sometimes miss. He’s also a bit mad… I like that.

This could be a superb week and if it’s all true, it proves that we’ve now got money, that world-class players can be the future and that we could be the big guns once again!

I told you the two players we were in for wouldn’t disappoint… let me know if I was right in the comments!

Have a great Saturday!


Arsenal, show us a bit of respect!

August 6, 2010

This is an article from one of our more regular guest posters, Old Bird.  Apparently the Members day wasn’t an enjoyable affair for all, read on…

Dear Le Grove,

I’m glad you had a great day in the shareholders area yesterday. We lesser mortals were left standing outside for well over an hour as gates opened much later than planned.  I then had a lot of hassle getting in as the administrative masterminds had deactivated my season ticket from last year as we are moving seats.  Fair enough but they hadn’t issued my new one yet. Great.  I rang to check this yesterday and was told my old ticket would still work. Well it didn’t.

Thank you Arsenal Box Office.

Next, as we were “lucky enough” to be given tickets for the players Q and A, we had to leave the stadium to queue, as firmly instructed, at 1:15 at the Club Level entrance as the session would start promptly at 1:45. We therefore missed the pen shoot out, hit the cross bar, ball kicking etc as we were politely waiting to get into this event.

We were finally let in at out about 2:30.  The players (RVP, Arsh, Tommy R and Eboue) arrived just after 3, so I am told, but as I had to leave at 3 to catch the last cheapday return train home I missed them.  Brilliant.

I find it really depressing that despite the money we all spend as a dedicated supporters the club treat us with so little respect.  How difficult is it to run to time?  If I had organised an event in my job so badly I would be sacked.  What a waste of a day.

There were some good moments. Let me think. Seeing Cesc in red/white looking happy *hopeful face*.  Meeting up with my best Arsemate.  A free coffee when finally allowed in.   Whoopie do.

Oh, but I had an interesting chat with Dan Roebuck about the return (or not!) of Arsenal TV.  How about Gooner fans unite and start a campaign to get it back?

All the other big clubs have their channels and watching online is just rubbish…

Best Regards

Old Bird

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Arsenal Members day… what would your question be? One out, one in…

August 5, 2010

… and a rip roaring good morning to you!

Today is the shareholders open day. We get to watch the players train, see all the shiny new restaurants and bars we’ve opened over the summer and we get a Q&A with the boss (providing he’s not doing deals). It’s funny, as bad as I feel right now about the squad, a Q+A at Arsenal does wonders for the inspiration. There’s every chance I’ll be on Le Grove later asking everyone to f*ck off and support Spurs…

I’m not sure what sort of question to ask the boss, so any that you have in mind that are reasonable will be welcomed! I reckon he’ll dodge anything transfer related, anything relating to individuals and anything relating to that Economics degree he bought off the internet in his twenties.

The good news is that the rumours about Spahic seem to have been quashed by the French club. I’m hoping that really is the case because I think a club that is selling gold plated seat plaques should be searching for players in slightly more luxurious markets.

Arsenal seem to be intent on giving the fans the Ritz service when it comes to the stadium but the service station sandwich when it comes to the team. They’re investing in everything to ensure our matchday experience is so good you book your seat for the night.

All very commendable… but I’d rather be standing in a shed with a corrugated roof watching world class players week in week out over having my name engraved on my seat. If I wanted to have my name on my seat, I’d carve ‘Pedro woz ere’ using a prison style shank made from a vuvuzela. Check out the Online Gooners take on the offer.

Maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration… we’ve got plenty of very good players, it’s the dross that fills in for them that upsets me. When I was sifting through the muppets that were trying to get on the site yesterday, I found it staggering how many were happy with a signing of the Bosnian’s caliber. How many world class players get to 30 without being scouted by someone? Very few…

The retort by so many of the AKB brigade was that buying world class talent wasn’t the Arsenal way. That made me feel a bit sad because that means those people hadn’t supported Arseanl long enough to remember who kicked this revolution off. It wasn’t Arsene Wenger… it was Dennis Bergkamp in 1995. A world class signing at £7.5million. A true great. I still get excited even mentioning the great mans name. What a coup!

Wenger came into town and he had a solid base to work with, he shipped out the dross and brought in the French under 21 captain who couldn’t get a game at Milan but was highly rated all the same. He brought in France’s under 21 striking sensation, captain of the league winning Monaco side, Emmanuel Petit, he purchased the hugely exciting Marc Overmars of Ajax, he lured the Grimster over and the legendary Remi Garde! In his first full season we won the double.

That was done buying world class players, or players who were about to burst onto the scene. The key names all had pedigree. Even Remi Garde captained Lyon and had French caps. So when people come on here harping on about how me asking for world class players is anti-Arsenal, I wonder how long they’ve supported the team?

Wenger has a history of buying amazing players, Freddie was capped, Henry was joint top scorer at France 98, Pires was torn between Madrid and Arsenal, Sol was the hottest property in world football, Lauren was a young international, Gilberto was a world cup winner, Jens was a nutter, Reyes was lighting up La Liga and Wiltord a record signing and international.

The list goes on and on. Buying world class players IS the Arsenal way and always has been on our road to success. That’s why there was very little concern for Vermaelen last year. We knew he had pedigree and we likened him to Keown at the time. This year, there are no worries for Chamakh at all. He’s a class act. The jury is still out on Kozzer but so far so good, he might be uncapped but he’s young enough to improve.

Gooners grand expectations are so prominent becuase Wenger set the bar so high, not because of Chelsea, City or Man United. The Wenger way that worked was about signing world class players, that shouldn’t be forgotten.

Talking of the boss, he missed his press conference yesterday for some unknown reason. I’d like to think it was because he was reprimanding Grimandi for dossing all season when he should have been scouting us some proper players…

‘What do you mean you only have two players on your list! WE PAY YOU TO SCOUT! What were you doing?’

‘Playstation 3 boss…’

Or he could have been doing a swap deal with Galatasary involving Thomas Rosicky and their giant centre back who goes by the name Servet Cetin. Now I’ve seen this guy play a few times as I’m an expert in Turkish football and I watch it whenever I can. What I can tell you is he is a bit of a beast, he’s 6ft 3, he weighs in at an impressive 84kg and he has quite a reputation.

‘He is known as ‘Bionic Servet’ for his determination and passion to push on playing despite serious injuries. In Euro 2008 Servet’s injuries included a torn groin, strained knee ligaments, a broken tooth and a bruised hip bone all at once. He received the nickname ayıboğan which literally means; a man who could choke a bear (sorry Geoff), due to his height and strength. Another nickname used for Çetin is ‘Terminator Servet’ due to the face-mask he obtained after his cheekbone was broken.’

Now this guy is a proper nutter. If you thought the Bosnian slapping a German was hard man stuff, this guy must in all probability feel like a war criminal to you. He was linked with a £10mill move to Marseille last year, he’s played in the Champions League, been part of a strong UEFA Cup run, he’s won the Turkish League twice with two different clubs, he’s an international, he dates a topless German model, all he’s any good at is defending and he’s incredibly strong.

Will he join? Very doubtful, but I’d take him over yesterdays offering and on the proviso Thomas Rosicky was replaced with Honda or a player of similar ilk. Haemorrhaging more experience before the start of the season would be folly in my opinion.

There are more stories in the media today about Cesc being able to leave for £50million if the offer comes in. Well, I’m suspecting Cesc only wants to go to one club and Barca don’t have that cash so he’s unlikely to leave. I’d seriously consider buying in Ozil or Gourcuff now because next year when we need a decent replacement, those two might be elsewhere.

Anyway, I’m off to comb my side parting in. I’ll report all the gossip I hear today in a Members Days Special report tomorrow morning!

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